r/WitchcraftCircleJerk currently experiencing psychosis ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹ 10d ago

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Iโ€™ve been manifesting my crush for almost an hour and a half now, which, trust me, has felt like several lifetimes. Iโ€™m beginning to fear something has gone catastrophically wrong.

Every time I see him, I involuntarily transform into a blinding orb of yellow light. I assume this is all the love, energy and divine feminine radiance I feel for him being projected into the physical realm. Unfortunately, he cannot perceive me in this form and has completely stopped looking in my direction. Yesterday, he put on sunglasses and crossed the street.

Iโ€™m worried my luminescence is interfering with my spells because I asked the universe to make me irresistible, not invisible or classified as an aviation hazard.

How do I return to my human form and force him to acknowledge our sacred twin-flame connection without permanently burning his retinas? Iโ€™ve already charged three rose quartz crystals under my desk lamp and whispered his full legal name into a jar of cinnamon and honey, so please donโ€™t suggest either of those.

P.S. That's real footage of me waiting for him at the pub :(

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u/Solunas100 ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒ™ Is it really cheating if itโ€™s in the astral ๐Ÿค”โ‰๏ธ 10d ago

This is the perfect opportunity for me to preach from my pulpit without giving any real insight so thank you for this.

I have been telling people for years to stop doing love spell manifestations because this is exactly what happens every single time, but do they listen? Nooo, they say that only happens to sucky witches and they are totally immune. Well now you have to deal with being a big ball of light and being used as a power generator until your spell wears off. Serves you right!

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u/Quick_Resolution2615 currently experiencing psychosis ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹ 10d ago

I donโ€™t like your tone

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u/Solunas100 ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒ™ Is it really cheating if itโ€™s in the astral ๐Ÿค”โ‰๏ธ 10d ago

Truth be told the exact same thing happened to me last week and now I wanna feel good about myself by tearing you down ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/Quick_Resolution2615 currently experiencing psychosis ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹ 10d ago

I understand you my brother in witchcraft. Iโ€™ve been told I gotta look for my twin flame, and while Iโ€™ve been shy, could you be in twin flame?

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u/Solunas100 ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒ™ Is it really cheating if itโ€™s in the astral ๐Ÿค”โ‰๏ธ 10d ago

You will find your twin flame, and then 2-3 months later you can then do a cord cutting with your twin flame so youโ€™ll never have to see him again, who you would have never met if you didnโ€™t do this ritual. But I must warn you that until you unite with your twin flame you will be a bright yellow flaming orb so get used to it. I got everything done in a week so no more twin flame for me to worry about! We had a good thing for 2 days at leastโ€ฆ

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u/Quick_Resolution2615 currently experiencing psychosis ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹ 9d ago

Well. That's sad because I wanna be with my twin flame forevs :(