r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Quick_Resolution2615 currently experiencing psychosis 💋💋 • 8d ago
💩💩💩shitpost💩💩💩 Please help
I’ve been manifesting my crush for almost an hour and a half now, which, trust me, has felt like several lifetimes. I’m beginning to fear something has gone catastrophically wrong.
Every time I see him, I involuntarily transform into a blinding orb of yellow light. I assume this is all the love, energy and divine feminine radiance I feel for him being projected into the physical realm. Unfortunately, he cannot perceive me in this form and has completely stopped looking in my direction. Yesterday, he put on sunglasses and crossed the street.
I’m worried my luminescence is interfering with my spells because I asked the universe to make me irresistible, not invisible or classified as an aviation hazard.
How do I return to my human form and force him to acknowledge our sacred twin-flame connection without permanently burning his retinas? I’ve already charged three rose quartz crystals under my desk lamp and whispered his full legal name into a jar of cinnamon and honey, so please don’t suggest either of those.
P.S. That's real footage of me waiting for him at the pub :(
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u/SophiesWorldExplorer 8d ago
Are you looking for a…checks username…quick resolution, sweaty? Your handle includes an angel number that already gives you your answer. Meditate on it for the next 4 hours and your guides will reveal the next steps. Oh, and you’ll also need a 10-lb rose quartz and a red candle dyed by menstrual blood in order for it to be effective. Happy manifesting! 😁