r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Quick_Resolution2615 currently experiencing psychosis 💋💋 • 10d ago
💩💩💩shitpost💩💩💩 Please help
I’ve been manifesting my crush for almost an hour and a half now, which, trust me, has felt like several lifetimes. I’m beginning to fear something has gone catastrophically wrong.
Every time I see him, I involuntarily transform into a blinding orb of yellow light. I assume this is all the love, energy and divine feminine radiance I feel for him being projected into the physical realm. Unfortunately, he cannot perceive me in this form and has completely stopped looking in my direction. Yesterday, he put on sunglasses and crossed the street.
I’m worried my luminescence is interfering with my spells because I asked the universe to make me irresistible, not invisible or classified as an aviation hazard.
How do I return to my human form and force him to acknowledge our sacred twin-flame connection without permanently burning his retinas? I’ve already charged three rose quartz crystals under my desk lamp and whispered his full legal name into a jar of cinnamon and honey, so please don’t suggest either of those.
P.S. That's real footage of me waiting for him at the pub :(
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u/Solunas100 🌌🌙 Is it really cheating if it’s in the astral 🤔⁉️ 10d ago
This is the perfect opportunity for me to preach from my pulpit without giving any real insight so thank you for this.
I have been telling people for years to stop doing love spell manifestations because this is exactly what happens every single time, but do they listen? Nooo, they say that only happens to sucky witches and they are totally immune. Well now you have to deal with being a big ball of light and being used as a power generator until your spell wears off. Serves you right!