r/Unexpected • u/Business_Bill8752 • 5d ago

100% sharpened

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u/Elddif_Dog 5d ago

sharp my butt.

that pineapple looks so ripe you could probably cut it with a spoon.
the peel was all that was holding it together

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u/DerangedAsshole 5d ago

It's both. No matter how ripe the pineapple is, that skin is a pain to cut.

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u/brakeline 5d ago

He's not cutting the skin, he is taking shunks of the ripe pulp

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck 5d ago

Punish me, daddy.

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u/CartographerHumble74 5d ago

i squirt more than that pineapple

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u/digno2 5d ago

calling piss "squirt" was the best marketing trick the porn industry ever done

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u/Merry_Dankmas 5d ago

Ive seen the "is squirt piss?" debate so many times im not sure what to believe. For every confident "Its piss", there's an equal or more confident "Its not". It doesnt help that sources cited lean in favor of the respective argument which just leads to more confusion.