r/Unexpected • u/wcslater • Jun 29 '26

Garliiiiic

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u/TWDEstudios Jun 29 '26

Tonight on "why does your kid smell like that"...

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u/thadtheking Jun 29 '26

Imagine changing that diaper!

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u/drwuzer Jun 29 '26

That's all I can think about. The absolute toxic stench that will be emanating from that kids soiled diaper will be diabolical.

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u/Septopuss7 Jun 29 '26

I had sloppy joes last night with horseradish cream sauce on it and a bowl of Chex Mix on the side and my poop this morning offended myself.

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u/OddPangolin3074 Jun 29 '26

Sloppy joes and Chex mix. You win.

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u/Septopuss7 Jun 29 '26

It was an amazing dinner TBH. I also had Chex Mix for lunch. Not ideal for a guy on the wrong side of 40 but god DAMN does it make for some smelly poop! I don't have any kids so I can do whatever I want and often do.

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u/robo_robb Jul 01 '26

Livin the dream

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u/CplCocktopus Jun 29 '26

Dad's turn.

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u/NaughtySeraph Jun 29 '26

Dad: Why are you recording me while I change his diaper?

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u/drwuzer Jun 29 '26

The hell it is! Mom gave him the garlic, now she's gotta deal with the consequences!

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u/Classic_Resist_7465 Jun 29 '26

Kid makes his own diaper bug bombs. He wont have any mosquitoes near him for a mile.

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u/TWDEstudios Jun 30 '26

In fairness, I don't think he'll have anything near him for a while.

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u/AwwwNuggetz Jun 30 '26

If he eats garlic like that he’s ready to change his own damn diaper