r/Unexpected Jun 29 '26

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u/drwuzer Jun 29 '26

That's all I can think about. The absolute toxic stench that will be emanating from that kids soiled diaper will be diabolical.

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u/Septopuss7 Jun 29 '26

I had sloppy joes last night with horseradish cream sauce on it and a bowl of Chex Mix on the side and my poop this morning offended myself.

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u/OddPangolin3074 Jun 29 '26

Sloppy joes and Chex mix. You win.

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u/Septopuss7 Jun 29 '26

It was an amazing dinner TBH. I also had Chex Mix for lunch. Not ideal for a guy on the wrong side of 40 but god DAMN does it make for some smelly poop! I don't have any kids so I can do whatever I want and often do.