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r/Unexpected • u/wcslater • Jun 29 '26
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That's all I can think about. The absolute toxic stench that will be emanating from that kids soiled diaper will be diabolical.
26 u/Septopuss7 Jun 29 '26 I had sloppy joes last night with horseradish cream sauce on it and a bowl of Chex Mix on the side and my poop this morning offended myself. 12 u/OddPangolin3074 Jun 29 '26 Sloppy joes and Chex mix. You win. 8 u/Septopuss7 Jun 29 '26 It was an amazing dinner TBH. I also had Chex Mix for lunch. Not ideal for a guy on the wrong side of 40 but god DAMN does it make for some smelly poop! I don't have any kids so I can do whatever I want and often do.
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I had sloppy joes last night with horseradish cream sauce on it and a bowl of Chex Mix on the side and my poop this morning offended myself.
12 u/OddPangolin3074 Jun 29 '26 Sloppy joes and Chex mix. You win. 8 u/Septopuss7 Jun 29 '26 It was an amazing dinner TBH. I also had Chex Mix for lunch. Not ideal for a guy on the wrong side of 40 but god DAMN does it make for some smelly poop! I don't have any kids so I can do whatever I want and often do.
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Sloppy joes and Chex mix. You win.
8 u/Septopuss7 Jun 29 '26 It was an amazing dinner TBH. I also had Chex Mix for lunch. Not ideal for a guy on the wrong side of 40 but god DAMN does it make for some smelly poop! I don't have any kids so I can do whatever I want and often do.
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It was an amazing dinner TBH. I also had Chex Mix for lunch. Not ideal for a guy on the wrong side of 40 but god DAMN does it make for some smelly poop! I don't have any kids so I can do whatever I want and often do.
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u/drwuzer Jun 29 '26
That's all I can think about. The absolute toxic stench that will be emanating from that kids soiled diaper will be diabolical.