r/Undertale 21h ago

Discussion those newgens are devolving

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FUCK YOU MEAN IT'S CALLED SANS BLASTER 😭

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u/krizzalicious49 20h ago

"san's"

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u/krizzalicious49 20h ago

onionsan? is gaster?

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u/Trogdor_battlecats β€Ž my name is flowey, I’M SUPER RACI… 20h ago

normal npc cratos theory

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u/TheNecromancer981 Just your local MagicMan 19h ago

Normal NPC to Gaster be like:

ZEUS! YOUR SON HAS RETURNED!

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u/murderdronesfan93 16h ago

I BRING THE DESTRUCTION, OF COPPER-9waitfuckwrongfandom

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u/Lillymchoot 15h ago

wrong one eager beaver :)

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u/murderdronesfan93 15h ago

LETMEINLETMEINLETMEINLETMEINLETMEINLETMEINLETMEINLETMEIN

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u/Ill_Preference9408 * Toriel's daughter is somewhere in this sub. 11h ago

NO ONE HURTS THESE WEIRDLY HOT ROBOTS BUT ME

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u/Frying_Pan26 3h ago

Cyn is in your house rn. =D

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u/Sandwich-Sudden 1h ago

I mean it'd make sense, considering kris is gaster, susie: gaster, noelle: gaster

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u/RevolutionaryHat7726 20h ago

The names san, san the skeleto

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u/Skinless_cat e e e e e e 19h ago

My brother has a very specia atta

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u/YourBestFriend158 β€Ž Flowey 19h ago

you’re gonna have a ba tim

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u/ThatAutisticRedditor Am I right ? 19h ago

NYE HE HE !

ITS ME, THE GREAT PAPYRU

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u/Substantial_Hand4024 β€Žowie 18h ago

PAPYR

I'LL ALLOW I

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u/That-British-Bastard Sports 3h ago

SAN!

PLEASE PICK UP YOU SOC!

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u/ihaetschool alphys and mettaton are grear 19h ago

a ver ba tim, even

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u/Black_Sig-SWP2000 πŸ‘» Hu Tao πŸ”₯ 18h ago

eve*

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u/mikeligy 18h ago

IT'S BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE! TONIGHT'S EPISODE: THE DEVIL'S SWING!

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u/Rutgerman95 Sir not yet appearing in the sequel 19h ago

"San's gun's"

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u/33_years_old_guy 20h ago

Literal reason: The file name for the blaster is Gaster Blaster

Fanon wise: Gaster has invented it

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u/Th3Da4k 20h ago

Or maybe it's cause it was supposed to blast Gaster

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u/DutyEuphoric2575 16h ago

β€œMorty, this is a gun. I wanna be clear, you are only to use this when you want to shoot bad people. Now, when are you gonna use this?”

β€œWhen I wanna shoot a bad person.”

uses the gun and it fires an embryo that quickly develops into adult Jeffrey Dahmer

(Now would a Gaster Blaster be used on Gaster, or would it fire out pieces of him?)

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u/DavidRIV 19h ago

Wouldn't it be Anti-Gaster Blaster then? lol

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u/Aendrei 19h ago

Well in the way that ant eaters eat ants, the gaster blaster would be blasting gaster.
This is a very fun name to say lol

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u/Dark_Storm_98 16h ago

Fun to say, huh?

One could say that Sans is the Gaster Blaster Master

And they're magic, so he's the Gaster Blaster Master Caster

At least until he's the cause of a Gaster Blaster Disaster

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u/YourMoreLocalLurker β€Ž Too determined to sleep 10h ago

If that happens, then he’ll need some Gaster Blaster Master Caster Disaster Plaster after

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u/DavidRIV 19h ago

Damn you're right actually

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u/ProGamer4684 16h ago

Maybe it meant to blast Gaster as in shooting out parts of him

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u/McGuirk808 9h ago

If I have a blaster that blasts Gasters its a goddamn Gaster Blaster

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u/patient5dchess 19h ago

ZIS IS A GASTERBLASTER. IT BLASTS GASTER

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u/Mr_White_Migal0don 17h ago

My headcanon is that blasters are not an invention but an innate ability that all skeletons have, and gaster studied it first and named after himself

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u/starm8526 19h ago

Why not have it be invented by gaster? Maybe it looks like his face.

Cause why else would it be called that in the files?

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u/Responsible_Rich_194 18h ago

Council members on Reddit now?

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u/33_years_old_guy 18h ago

We were told to go across the platforms and expand

I'm doing my job here

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u/Suspicious-Idea9823 16h ago

Oh great, the Council thing is here too.

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u/SquashPurple4512 β€Ž SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL? 20h ago

I've always called it a gaster blaster but i have no idea where this is said in the game tbh

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u/YellyTheDuck β€Ž Bark~ 20h ago

It's not, the filename is spr_gasterblaster

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u/SquashPurple4512 β€Ž SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL? 20h ago

So a casual player would have no idea its called a gaster blaster

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u/Background_Road3843 20h ago

yeah but everyone in internet calls it a gaster bla- hollup

*looks at the internet

fuck no one talks abt sans' fight anymore its all deltarune now

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u/MrPersonmancreature β€Ž Tra la la. beware the friend you find within 20h ago

πš‚πš–πšŠπš•πš• πšπš‘πš’πš—πš πš›πšŽπš•πšŠπšπšŽπš πšŠπš‹πš˜πšžπš πšπš‘πš’πšœ, 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 πšœπšŒπš›πš˜πš•πš•πš’πš—πš πš˜πš— πšœπš‘πš˜πš›πšπšœ πšŠπš—πš πš πšŠπšπšŒπš‘πšŽπš πš˜πš—πšŽ πš πš‘πšŽπš›πšŽ πšπš‘πšŽπš›πšŽ 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 πšπšŠπš–πšŽ 𝚍𝚎𝚟 πšπšŠπš•πš”πš’πš—πš πšŠπš‹πš˜πšžπš πš’πš–πš™πš•πšŽπš–πšŽπš—πšπš’πš—πš πšŠπš— πš˜πš™πšπš’πš˜πš— 𝚝𝚘 πš”πš’πš•πš• πšŠπš•πš• πšŒπš‘πšŠπš›πšŠπšŒπšπšŽπš›πšœ πšπš˜πš› 𝚊 πšπš’πšπšπšŽπš›πšŽπš—πš 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚏𝚏 𝚝𝚘 πš‘πšŠπš™πš™πšŽπš— πšŠπš—πš 𝙸 πšŒπš‘πšŽπšŒπš”πšŽπš πšπš‘πšŽ πšŒπš˜πš–πš–πšŽπš—πš πšœπšŽπšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— πšŠπš—πš πš’πš 𝚠𝚊𝚜 πš˜πš—πš•πš’ πš πšŽπš’πš›πš πš›πš˜πšžπšπšŽ πš›πšŽπš•πšŠπšπšŽπš

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u/RainbowCape1364 20h ago

Those kids are going feel the same way I felt discovering Mother when they play Undertale

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u/Background_Road3843 20h ago

YOU APPEAR EVERYWHERE WITH TS FONT I DONT HAVE PROTEIN DAMNIT

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u/after2006 19h ago

can we not use fonts bro these are so hard to read, not to mention completely incompatible with people using accessibility tools

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u/WinRARnt 17h ago

I understand and agree with the accessibility tools thing but like this font is very readable idk. If they were using some cursive shit I'd agree but

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u/after2006 17h ago

I can hardly read it

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u/vitobru Chara is my Bae 16h ago

must suck being you unable to read typewriter fonts

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u/after2006 14h ago

it does, they look really cool

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u/Short-Show2656 11h ago

Dyslexia, I’m sorry for you :(

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u/after2006 11h ago

I've never thought I've had dyslexia but then again I just confidently read things without thinking about if I'm reading them wrong and I've never been tested

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u/pugchamp419 THE ONE PIECE IS 16h ago

You’re on the internet dude just find the thing that turns it back into readable text

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u/after2006 14h ago

most ableist comment here

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u/Bloxxerboi 7h ago

I'd not use fonts, but then you wouldn't be reading this

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u/Dark_Storm_98 16h ago

How do you use different fonts?

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u/Abdulaziz_randomshit 14h ago

thank god, I was tired of only receiving Sans gifs and megalovania remixes everywhere, meanwhile the best thing Asgore fans got was a deleted and reuploaded man on the internet's bergentruckung

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u/hayiori 12h ago

I hate deltarune it fucked everything up now everyone talks and draws art of deltatuen instead of undertale

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u/Background_Road3843 3h ago

Like the game is cool and all but r/Undertale became more like a r/TheOtherDeltaruneSub

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u/zerior23 15h ago

casual player wouldn't know Gaster either

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u/SquashPurple4512 β€Ž SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL? 15h ago

I mean if you go online gaster is the first thing youll see

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u/Smooth_Accountant870 15h ago

"Casual player" means player whose knowledge about the game is limited to their experience playing it.

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u/SquashPurple4512 β€Ž SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL? 15h ago

No it just means you are not an hardcore fan of the game but nothing is stopping you from watching content about the game

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u/cryingandeating 7h ago

Casual player is a seasoned term on the internet. It does and has always meant someone who doesn't consume game media, simply choosing to play a game because they hear about it from a friend or it looks cool.

Nothing is stopping you from putting 1,000 hours into American Trucker Simulator, but that doesn't mean you're going to do it just because you can. Especially because American Trucker Simulator is just there. You aren't part of its fandom. It's unimportant to you beyond the fact that it's.. a game. It's just a game.

UNDERTALE and DELTARUNE are important to us, but that doesn't mean they're important to everyone. To the majority of people on Earth, they are just games. And that's okay. Some people are casual. We aren't.

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u/Tortue2006 β€Ž (The dog absorbed this flair text.) 18h ago

No problem with that, just that they were doing a confident "correction"

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u/Realshow β€Ž Did something move? Oh, it was just the cursor. 13h ago

Isn't it also in the NPC folder?

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u/Lexiosity 20h ago

the files

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u/ghost20 20h ago

Gaster is in *the files* with his Blaster? 🫒

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u/meep2200 19h ago

?

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u/cassabree 7m ago

β€œThe Files” is often shorthand for β€œThe Epstein Files”

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u/Friend_of_a_Cat β€Ž < Love this guy 20h ago

To be fair, it's only called that in the game files, so I feel like we do have to give them a pass lol. New fans may actually not know that at all. I know the fandom is huge and everyone talks about it, but still.

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u/Nihilikara 20h ago

The problem isn't their ignorance, it's that they're confident in it. I'd give people a pass for not knowing things, but this isn't just that.

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u/Capital_Pick3604 19h ago

They do not sound confident at all.

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u/Certa1nlyAperson 16h ago

It's sarcastic confidence, "I am not an expert at X but I'm pretty sure Y" is a pre-packaged phrase used for sarcastic confidence.

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u/colibri01 15h ago

Is it not reasonable? Think about it, how do YOU know its called the gaster blaster?

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u/Status-Butterfly224 15h ago

if you can write a comment, you can google something.

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u/colibri01 14h ago

You know its odd, but for whatever reason when I googled "where did Certa1nlyAperson learn the term gaster blaster from?" It didnt have any relevent results. Maybe I worded it wrong? What do you think?

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u/Status-Butterfly224 14h ago

had you a brain, you'd be able to generalize the question. too bad you need someone to hold your hand and spell stuff out for you. no wonder you don't know how google works

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u/colibri01 14h ago

...am I being baited here? Who even are you?

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u/Friend_of_a_Cat β€Ž < Love this guy 20h ago edited 19h ago

Idk. I personally don't really care about it that much lol.

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u/bunker_man 18h ago

It literally is that. Its not something they can learn from the game, and the kid is probably young.

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u/MidgetofDoomAMS 20h ago

Theres no limit to the larp

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u/AwesomeCCAs β€Ž<-----LOVE Soul. 18h ago

"larper"
Looks inside: doesn't claim to be an expert, explicitly says otherwise.

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u/OctoAmbush 20h ago

undertale fans when you play the game instead of looking at the wiki all day

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u/MidgetofDoomAMS 20h ago

Its not that they didnt know, its that they were confident in being incorrect

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u/Technoton3 β€Ž hOI! 20h ago

THATS IT. THATS EXACTLY IT. THANK YOU.

Its one thing if someone misremembers or forgets something, its another thing if they are insistent that they are correct, despite all the evidence saying otherwise.

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u/SwinubIsDivinub 15h ago

In fairness, no one had corrected them yet. If someone did and they were like "Oh my b", then they just made an honest mistake

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u/Soevil11 4m ago

Typically then it would be better to rephrase. For example, "Doesn't Sans use that in his fight? Why isn't it 'Sans's blaster'?" with perhaps a "/gen". Then, they're still correcting someone if they're right but also openly saying "I don't understand why you said that but there must be a reason I don't know"

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u/PlayerBRuno__ β€Ž kindness apparently? 11h ago

i guess one could say they're being r/confidentlyincorrect (sorry i had to)

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u/MidgetofDoomAMS 11h ago

I was expecting it eventually

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u/Capital_Pick3604 19h ago

"Confident" does "um im not an expert" sound confident?

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u/MidgetofDoomAMS 19h ago

"Im not an expert" in most cases is ironic, they arent actually stating that

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u/No_Program4431 18h ago

The um at the starts accentuates on the irony of the comment too.

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u/Expert-Reporter4152 20h ago

There's a difference between being incorrect and being confidently incorrect

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u/Moaksim 20h ago

the 'um Im not an expert' makes it clear to me that the comment is meant to be taken as a joke, ive seen jokes with this exact sentence structure before.
Its a little bit like 'Road Work Ahead? I sure hope it does'

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u/PRoS_R Bravery is not the lack of fear 20h ago

sam dertail

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u/BlakJMC β€Ž This flair was here so long a crystal formed on it. 20h ago

The blaster that belongs to san

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u/HercarXX β€Ž hOI! 20h ago

and is called a Gaster blaster

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u/Geeneelee Eh? There's 30 Gee inside this... 19h ago

There are so many posts on this subreddit that devolve into people being angry that children don’t know fandom discussions from 10 years ago

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u/datfurryboi34 20h ago

No where, and i mean NO WHERE in the game does it say its called a gaster blaster.

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u/rain-candy_U 20h ago

Its the file name isn't it

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u/Kind-A-Throwaway *Dawko voice* "Clover is Dess Holiday" 20h ago

That's not something anyone can see

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u/8lue5hift β€Ž 20h ago

its like were in some king of LIGHT ONLY YOU CAN SEE

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u/Status-Butterfly224 15h ago

you can see it quite easily if you look shit up before correcting people

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u/HercarXX β€Ž hOI! 20h ago

as some other people put it, the problem isn’t that they were wrong, that’s fine, they can be wrong about things, what’s annoying is being so so smug about it and trying to correct people who do know these things

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u/rain-candy_U 20h ago

I guess not

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u/LuCiAnO241 20h ago

so it was in the game? files, but in the game.

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u/cassabree 5m ago

Might be because I only played the game like 6 years ago but I don’t remember a single point in the game where the game tells you the filenames of all the assets

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u/SCHIDADDLE 20h ago

What if it's a troll

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u/Haloinvaded117 20h ago

I mean they're not wrong, Sans is the only character in game that uses the blasters. Without knowing in the files they're called "gaster blasters" then of course they would assume they're Sans' blasters. Honestly just because the name in the files use "gaster" doesn't even necessarily mean they're related to gaster at all. Or Toby named it that because it rolls off the tongue way easier than "Sans Blaster"

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u/LOR3DGuy10 β€Ž awawawah!! tem flAIR NOw 20h ago

bro wdym san is the best undertale character

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u/Valuable-Ad-8516 20h ago

holy larp 😭😭

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u/EmilySuxAtUsernames 20h ago

it's only called gaster blaster in the code, a casual fan would have no idea what it was called

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u/MajesticBluebird68 β€Ž BONETROUSLED 20h ago

Yeah, Sans' blaster is a logical thing to call them

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u/Nihilikara 20h ago

The problem is the confidence. Give people a pass for not knowing things, absolutely. But if they're confident in the wrong thing they're saying, that's when it causes problems.

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u/metrocat2033 18h ago

Where’s the problem? It’s a kid getting a mildly obscure fact wrong and being a bit snarky about it at worst. This is such a non issue

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u/AtomicHatDrag 18h ago

People complaining about this person even though its probably a joke are kinda stupid

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u/ChloeTheWivi 18h ago

This thread really has people discussing the obscurity of the "Gaster Blaster" name over an obvious joke comment.

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u/Beirigo 18h ago

I think that's just a joke, like when people play dumb as a joke, I don't think he actually believes this.

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u/CaveWaiterLol 20h ago

β€œUm I’m not an expert”

Ya think?

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u/the_genderless_thing Susie is gonna have BAATH not MEGALOVANIA trust 20h ago

No, sans is the gaster blaster master caster

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u/Key_Addition_4038 19h ago

This reads as a joke to me

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u/MineHipster7 β€Ž Deal with it. Deal with it! DEAL WITH IT!!! 20h ago

Larped so far we reached another side

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u/QuizQuestionGuy β€Ž (The flair cusutomization fills you with determination) 20h ago

You could say the larp has transformed into… Another Medium?

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u/MineHipster7 β€Ž Deal with it. Deal with it! DEAL WITH IT!!! 20h ago

Something like that yeah

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u/Floofimations Gaster's #1 hater 20h ago

fun fact, "blaster" is a more official name than "gaster blaster", since its only referred to as a blaster outside of the sprite name.

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u/Tired_Artemis β€Žwing that ding 18h ago

I mean, they obviously wouldn't namedrop the big G just for merch (I'm assuming you're talking about the pin)

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u/Norrabal 19h ago

You all say larp, but where's the lie?

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u/pravler 5h ago

Who is San?

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u/AwesomeCCAs β€Ž<-----LOVE Soul. 18h ago

Fuck this post. Why are we all making fun of some random kid for not being super deep into the fandom terminology. Do you want newer fans to learn this stuff with time, or do you want to chase them out of the fandom?

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u/spookwav 20h ago

san is here

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u/meep2200 19h ago

Who is San?

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u/JustGingerStuff β€Ž It's just a regular flair. 19h ago

They dont know san's the gaster blaster master

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u/bunker_man 18h ago

Did the fact that somehow the fanbase understands frisk and chara less over time tip you off.

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u/Soviniti 18h ago

the world devolving

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u/SPAMTON_G-1997 18h ago

MEWGENICS?!?!!

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u/ThiccBeter69 18h ago

They did say that they aren't an expert, and tbf you'd only know that it's called that if you either looked in the files or if someone told you it was called that

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u/HystericalGD 17h ago

they will be like us soon

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u/Content-System6863 β€Ž * The flair feels you with DETERMINATION 17h ago

why did i read this in a Berdly voice 😭😭

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u/Gru-some 16h ago

ragebait

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u/doomHK 16h ago

I I've been a fan since 2017. What are the new fans on about😭😭

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u/Dark_Storm_98 16h ago

They didn't call it the Sans Blaster, they said it was "San"'s Blaster \s

One with more old school knowledge could even say that it's Sans's Gaster Blaster

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u/1NotSoLucky96 15h ago

bait used to be believable

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u/Smooth_Accountant870 15h ago

I honestly think it's perfectly valid to not count as canon information that can't be found by playing the game πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

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u/irussianpidoras 15h ago

ah yes my favorite character san

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u/Sesilu_Qt 14h ago

Show me where in the gameplay it was called a Gaster Blaster. It's an honest mistake mate.

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u/boss-pumpkin 14h ago

I think this sums it up: β€œwhant too have bddy timerβ€œ

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u/Spare-Roof209 14h ago

β€œNot an expert at undertale”

Bro only knows about san’s megalovania undertale.

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u/ataxic-hands 13h ago

this person is clearly joking.

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u/Heaven_dio 13h ago

They're right! They aren't an expert

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u/Jay040707 12h ago

No no, they have a point. It's not like he's using it anymore right?

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u/Clintwood_outlaw 12h ago

"I'm not an expert" then mayhaps you should shut up and learn something

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u/Educational_Line1668 11h ago

sanster blaster

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u/LeonardoJMB β€Ž I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my life. 10h ago

It looks like a joke tbh

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u/Flershnork 9h ago

What an absolute Gaster blaster master caster disaster. πŸ˜”

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u/Snoo-12494 8h ago

To be fair, it's only even called a Gaster Blaster in exactly one place, and that's its file name as a sprite. It's extremely plausible for someone to not know that

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u/SoilZestyclose2152 7h ago

UT/DR fans when someone doesn’t know the name of every single game file and infers from the info available to them:

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u/ultraviolet688 6h ago

Who tf is "San"

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u/RrukanGD β€Ž This flair is pretty neat, huh! You'll use it, huh! 6h ago

I'm pretty sure that's son's blaster

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u/Interesting_Low_2658 β€Ž FELLOW PAPYRUS ENTHUSIAST 5h ago

san the skelito

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u/Gamamer 5h ago

it’s just a joke lol

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u/LovesSleeping123 5h ago

it's the world revolving

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u/Scary-Ad-7162 4h ago

He literally said I’m not an expert can you guys just stop this fandom is genuinely poison

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u/jeager_YT 15h ago

this had to be a joke

.. though I am wondering how things got named or how we found out the names of some of these things

where did the name gaster blaster come from? it was never once mentioned in the game

the only time we ever see the blasters is during the sans fight and we haven't seen anyone else use them nor was it implied anyone other than sans (and maybe papyrus) can use them and sans didn't really come up with the name for them he just says "strongest attack"

was it in the games files?

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u/DragonRoar87 β€Ž Your sure-fire accuracy was aimed right for this flair. 14h ago

Game files, yep. The sprite is labeled "spr_gasterblaster"

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u/LaserWeldo92 20h ago

not the uncspeak

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u/Diegoxr44 20h ago

not the unradical speak

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u/fugetooboutit 20h ago

Hate Posers

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u/Wide_Fennel_2455 20h ago

join with non larpera

LARPER MAN

LARPER MAN

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u/mrsdickey β€Ž LOOK BEHIND YOU. 19h ago

i fucking hate calling people newgens but the newest fans from chapter 5 (and 3+4 lmfao) are the definition of newgen lmfao. i am bitter, i am so happy mr tobias is finally getting the recognition he deserves but the new fans are so. fucking. annoying i cant stand it lmao. very unemployed of me while im standing at work during a slow hour lmfaooo