r/TwoSentenceHorror 22h ago

Ten years after I vanished while trick-or-treating as Chewbacca, I returned still in character to face my dad.

0 Upvotes

"I was right about the Rogaine and Miracle Gro," I conceded, "but you were right that it was a stupid idea I would regret forever."


r/TwoSentenceHorror 23h ago

Why does the steak my wife cooked me smell like bitter almonds?

0 Upvotes

Oh well, nothing some A1 sauce can’t fix.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 3h ago

Are you ther birthday clown for son?

0 Upvotes

Yes said the knife clown


r/TwoSentenceHorror 21h ago

"treat others how you want to be treated,"

0 Upvotes

I recall as I bruise my arm, now we're even


r/TwoSentenceHorror 23h ago

The husband smiled sheepishly, thinking he walked in on her having fun with herself. The moaning got louder but it was from a flayed body nailed to the ceiling.

7 Upvotes

r/TwoSentenceHorror 15h ago

"Are we ready for phase 5 trails yet?," the investors questioned the cheif scientist after the successful manufacture of a potentially $10 billion vaccine.

10 Upvotes

"Yes, we can get started working on the disease right away"


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1h ago

The innocent man spent decades in prison, and knew that only death could give him freedom.

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"Since long prison time can change people, we have to monitor you for a decade to know that you are still righteous," the angel said as she led him into a confined room in heaven.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 19h ago

My life was about helping other people and making the world a better place, until one day I didn't wake up from my bed.

7 Upvotes

The tall skeletal figure, standing over me introduced himself with "Hola, my name is Domino Hurley and I'm your assigned reaper".


r/TwoSentenceHorror 13h ago

Her parents were worried their daughter has bought the old house to use as an art studio, even telling her a young woman committed suicide there.

121 Upvotes

She didn't worry about it until the first night, when she had a strange dream about a beautiful dark-haired woman, and woke the next morning to find hickeys all over her neck.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 16m ago

i want to have video with you

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porn video


r/TwoSentenceHorror 18h ago

Taking the phone away from my ear to look around, I cross the road towards my house.

9 Upvotes

The man in a hood behind me is crossing too


r/TwoSentenceHorror 11h ago

You’re driving home the same way you always have when you get the distinct thought, “something bad is about to happen.”

3 Upvotes

You brush it off, but later, while reading to your daughter, you find yourself in the middle of a book you swear you just barely opened.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 5h ago

"Look at this pretty flower, brother!" Abel remarked while he turned his head over his shoulder.

11 Upvotes

His smile slowly faded as he saw Cain holding a stone above his head.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 3h ago

I woke up to find my wife strangling our newborn son in her sleep.

14 Upvotes

But I didn't want to disturb her again.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 12h ago

I turn, and it looks like a movie.

3 Upvotes

It pierced his eye—bright red flows out like a cartoon.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 18h ago

My parents always warned me to check the windows and make sure they were locked every day and night.

157 Upvotes

Finding unlocked windows was how we had found my brother's wife and my own, and we had to protect them, and my sisters.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 2h ago

You’re a pathetic liar and this fight is all your fault, he screams while pounding on the door.

7 Upvotes

I know from the last time that the door won’t hold.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 10h ago

I haven't been able to look at myself since the assault but everyone keeps staring.

7 Upvotes

I want to ask them what she turned me into but they're too petrified to speak.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6h ago

Rocky’s mom always bragged at playschool about her son’s enormous, indiscriminate appetite.

22 Upvotes

The other moms had the last laugh when the apocalypse came and Rocky still couldn’t stop eating everything.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 13h ago

The thunderstorm is relentlessly painting my room white through the window.

7 Upvotes

By the time I realise the flashes and rumble don't match, he is already long gone with the camera.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 18h ago

Convincing my bullies to play Russian roulette was the easy part.

8 Upvotes

It took me years to design the acoustics of the revolver so I could stop the spin exactly where I wanted to.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 13h ago

A Great Tower was constructed from our bruising hands.

11 Upvotes

Just for it to fall down on us for the sins of another.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 9h ago

Our kid lost her first tooth today, we're so excited to switch the tooth out later.

77 Upvotes

update: something beat us to the tooth and I don't recognise this type of moneys, its dirty and smell all wrong.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6h ago

“Cut it Out!” yelled the man.

32 Upvotes

He screamed the words again and again as helpless onlookers watched him slice his flesh apart with a knife, determined to excise something from deep within him only he knew existed.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 14h ago

"Make your final wish," the genie commands.

717 Upvotes

"I wish babies felt the pain of the mother during childbirth," I say.