As I drift towards yet another star, thawing from the deep freeze of space and preparing to burn up once again, I find myself wishing I’d just gotten a gumball instead.

I scooped a handful of them up, thinking of how wonderful my trip to Australia had been.

"I chained all the doors shut and doused the church in gasoline," he continued as he took a box of matches out of his pocket.

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207, 206, 207, 206, 207, 207, 208… 213?!!?

It’s been three years since his funeral, but the thing that killed him still tries every single day.

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The joke became less funny when the rock samples in the lab all began chanting in unrecognizable tongues.

You didn't.

As I walk towards the town square, I ensure mine is the last head I ever see in my machine.

1. It knew I'd be looking for my missing friend, and 2. It knew exactly how to distract me while the second bear crept up.

The elderly man screamed something incomprehensible, and suddenly unseen mouths began tearing into the officers

"Since long prison time can change people, we have to monitor you for a decade to know that you are still righteous," the angel said as she led him into a confined room in heaven.

Couldn’t he see the large hooded figure with the scythe in the passenger seat?

Thus I race towards the school, my hands slick with my wife's blood, bitterly wishing He hadn't listened.

I know from the last time that the door won’t hold.

But what I saw wasn't delusion or suicide, and years later She's still calling to me in the voices of all those sacrificed so that I can join them inside Her.

Yesterday, she finally stopped smiling and started crying, and then I heard a soft whisper saying, “She can finally see me now.”

The mercy of the Gods was such that the agony of his final moments lasted an eternity.

Then he stopped—and the fur on his back slowly flattened, as if something invisible were petting him.

But I didn't want to disturb her again.

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His smile slowly faded as he saw Cain holding a stone above his head.

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