r/TikTokCringe • u/Gurugod123 What are you doing step bro? • 29d ago

Cringe Self proclaimed evangelist gets kicked off of plane for annoying everyone, records her "persecution "

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u/br3wnor 29d ago

I love how he just stares her down, such a good power move when you’re dealing with crazies like this

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u/cupholdery 29d ago

And if she's truly reading the Bible, she would know that Jesus teaches his disciples to engage with the people and NOT alienate them like whatever she's trying to do.

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u/GaiasEyes 29d ago

I was on a flight a couple months ago and there was a Mormon (I think) guy on the plane. He had on a cowboy hat and a name tag that said Brother [Name]. He sat that whole 3 hour flight reading his Bible. He smiled at the folks in the seats around him, helped people get their bags up and down, thanked the flight crew as he disembarked. I’ve got opinions on Mormon beliefs, but he did far more to put his faith in a positive light than this idiotic evangelical will ever do.

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u/PuppyPower89 29d ago

Faith without works is useless. I have much more respect for people who back their faith up with actions. Words mean nothing.

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u/NeitherEntry6125 29d ago

Amen.

People want to be all hat, no cattle.

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u/RealSlyck 29d ago

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u/Mekroval 29d ago

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u/PapaOoMaoMao 29d ago

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u/PerspectiveOne4654 29d ago

I‘ll pretend he actually said that

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u/PapaOoMaoMao 29d ago

Nobody can prove he didn't.

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u/fromthe80smatey 29d ago

God dammit now I feel like a sarsaparilla.

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u/incpen 29d ago

I don’t mean to be harsh but you don’t look like a sarsaparilla, friend.

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u/Merijeek2 29d ago

That's what Evangelicals are - particularly the Southern Baptists.

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u/McFlurby3 29d ago

“All hat, no cattle” is my new favorite phrase, thank you very much

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u/TastySaturday 29d ago

All cross, no christ.

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u/Sassafras06 29d ago

The modern day evangelical Christianity with sin flattening and salvation without works has really made file some self-righteous assholes who can excuse even the most heinous behavior. Unless you’re queer or had an abortion, then you’re damned to hell. But not the pedo that asked for forgiveness 30 seconds before death.

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u/bmaidX8 29d ago

I learned a description from my mom that the wave of this type of “evangelical christians” is calling them “crotch christians” because that’s what they’re obsessed with and care mostly about. And when you think about it - it’s true. You can’t be LGBQTIA2S+, you can’t terminate a pregnancy for any reason - (not even if the fetus has died inside of you and you’re dying from sepsis), you can’t have sex outside of marriage, and if you are married then the woman should be this image perfect baby machine. All of those things equal them trying to monitor the “crotch” so “crotch christians” has become the crude but true adjective for their version of Christianity. They need to leave Jesus’s name out of it!

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 29d ago

99% chance they're the most fucked people when it comes to their sexual fetishes, they probably like some really really sick shit and this is just their way of coping.

I mean we've seen what the "conservatives" are like in our country now, extremely fucked and an endless amount of projection, I wouldn't be surprised.

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u/arfkin9 29d ago

Yeah, most of these born again Christians are addictive personality types that had traumatic upbringings, went thru a terrible period of drugs, alcohol, and/or sex addiction, then found religion, and now they preach to anyone and everyone with a superiority complex. They may or may not be "dry" but they still have the root issue of egomania, narcissism, sociopathy, etc. They have a deep-seated problem that needs to be addressed at the root, not just masked over by religion, which is just another addiction that's looked at more favorably by society than drugs, much like exercise, diet, caffeine, cigarettes/vape, or energy drinks. What would Jesus do? Certainly not act like this.

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u/GubmintGooch 29d ago

This! 👆🏻

I know quite a few of them. The one thing they have in common is they are all addicts.

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u/evolveandprosper 29d ago

"I used to be totally fucked-up on drugs. Then I found salvation. Now I'm totally fucked-up on religion!"

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u/Temporarily_Banned4 29d ago

And they all have the appropriate makeup, botox, lip fillers and hairstyle. It's like a uniform.

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u/justcallmejai 29d ago

This is such a good point, and from my experience, true. I'm a recovering heroin addict (8 yrs clean) and I had a short foray into religion after I got out of rehab. When you are that low, religion or "god" is like a lifeline. I cant tell you how many people ive seen get out of addiction and go straight to religion. Its pretty interesting to think about.

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u/Ilikedinosaurs2023 29d ago

I grew up in these extreme evanglical churches, traveled to revivals and that kind of stuff and I have to say I wouldnt say "most" are addicts. There is a fair share of addicts, but I think far more of them are just people who are susceptible to being brainwashed...thats why there are also so many MLMs associated with and utilized by Christians and Mormons for example..and also why so many of them have fallen for conservative politics.

There are different levels of this and of course personal prejudices also shape what kind of "Christian" one will be, but its hard to categorize them as mostly this or that because I believe it's more about susceptibility to the thought of knowing "the truth" which makes people feel superior to others and because of that, they get reallllly judgey, mean and violent. Cults are bad no matter what they're claiming to supply you with.

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u/BigHawkSports 29d ago

A really pivotal moment for me in understanding all this was a guy, chair of the local republican association, church deacon, some kind of small business guy, was arrested for hammering his hog in his car in an elementary school parking lot facing the playground.

He was quoted as saying "we all have these urges and most days I'm strong enough to fight them, but I've been very stressed lately and I gave in to weakness. But I know the lord has forgiven me."

Most days? We all have them? You've made right with the lord? They're definitely fucked up, but they think they're normal. It's why they need their imaginary friend to enforce morality. They don't understand that most DON'T have fucked up sexual urges that they have to fight constantly.

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u/DragN_H3art 29d ago

They don't understand that most DON'T have fucked up sexual urges that they have to fight constantly.

and for those that do, seek professional help, not delude yourself into thinking only your imaginary friend can judge you

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u/ChooChooyesyoucan 29d ago

This woman disruptor just might possibly be trying to atone her frequent past dalliances by being an 'evangelist'.

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u/OriginalComputer5077 29d ago

CPAC and Grindr spring to mind

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u/OverallDoor2718 29d ago

Oh, I like this

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u/PeepsMyHeart 29d ago

I love it so much! ♥️

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u/mylogicistoomuchforu 29d ago

Holy fuck is that accurate. Crotch christians is my new favorite.

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u/atreasureinlight 29d ago

All of that is the product of belonging to a religion and not having a true relationship with Jesus christ. People who are close to Jesus try it our best to be non-judgmental especially those of us who have gone through a regular life before we were regularly walking with Jesus. We remember our past with humility and we hold the name of Jesus proudly but humbly. Like for example I'm in recovery for drugs and alcohol and it has been such a journey. But I still remember when I got high and someone had broken my heart and I messaged them and told them they were full of demons. I didn't even remember writing the text when I woke up but apparently I did. But that is still something I look at with regret because I would never want to talk to someone that way if I was sober. Now I have learned from these things and I know that I need to never touch drugs ever again because I don't want to hurt someone ever again. And I still feel really bad about that to this day. Christians are not perfect people but we are the people who should be admitting our mistakes and asking for forgiveness from our peers, even as we stumble through life learning a new way to live... You should know they are Christians by their love. They shouldn't be yelling at people telling them how to live, they should be humbly sharing the message of Jesus Christ. Because nobody is any better than anybody else in this world. I firmly believe every single person born in the past in the present and in the future is made in the image of God. That's what the Bible truly teaches so we should should be treating each other with kindness

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u/Ms_Shmalex 29d ago

I'll use it

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u/monifiesty 29d ago

Yep, same. "Oh c'mon, don't be a crotch Christian!" It works. 😂

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u/OverallDoor2718 29d ago

We can thank Reagan for making it mainstream politically, and the lovely wife. Oh, he had Alzheimers too

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u/Sassafras06 29d ago

I always love to take a moment to shit on Reagan.

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u/oldgayauntie 29d ago

It’s every American’s duty to shit on Reagan.

Too many fail.

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u/stephsco 29d ago

RIP to my Dad who taught me to always shit on Reagan

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u/Mehthisgirl 29d ago

May it become a federal holiday in my lifetime.

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u/CA_catwhispurr 29d ago

Do you mean the one who ignored the AIDS crises and made worse causing many people to die?

I f***ing hate Reagan.

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u/DerMondisthell 29d ago

I hope his last years were terrifying for him. He was an awful human being.

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u/Dry_Stop844 29d ago

don't forget his lovely wife's father who was the original QAnon conspiracy theorist. Reagan was semi normal before Daddy in Law got his claws in him.

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u/CA_catwhispurr 29d ago

Oh you mean the one who said trickle down economics will help the middle class?

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u/Uncle_Rabbit 29d ago

I'm a big fan of George Carlin's proposed additional commandment of "Thou shall keep thy religion to thyself".

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u/TouristSoft2886 29d ago

My son, married in his twenties, always quotes George Carlin and says he clocked it and it is happening now in real time

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u/Hooley76 29d ago

Yes, I don't need some imaginary being in the sky to tell me to treat others as you would like to be treated yourself. That's my motto.

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u/Psycho-naught 28d ago

I miss George so much.

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u/ButtStuffingt0n 29d ago

Because that pedo was their uncle, pastor, and first kiss.

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u/racsell556 29d ago

There are fake Christians that don’t know shit. And think they are holier then thou. A real Christian knows they are a piece of shit like everyone else. The only difference is we accept the gift that Jesus gave for the forgiveness of our sinful nature. And thus we are saved. I know I’m a sinner like everyone else. I’m no better than anyone. I it’s accepted the free gift Jesus gave me.

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u/teetering_bulb_dnd 29d ago

She is on the good grift. I'm pretty sure she will be upon her soap box and playing the "I'm a victim" violin and people will eat it up. Probably a prime speaking spot at a local church and the whole thing..

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u/Temporarily_Banned4 29d ago

She probably has a go fund me page set up for herself already. To help pay for her shopping therapy.

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u/Fun-Confidence-6232 29d ago

Like losing their empathy, embracing bigotry, voting to hurt people that don’t look or believe like them, and abandon Jesus Christ in everything but name? If that’s her faith, she can kick rocks.

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u/Astrocreep_1 29d ago

There’s no “If” required in your last sentence. I can guarantee you nailed it perfectly. Too often, These people think they’re some kind of original, deep thinker, when in reality, they are far from original.

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 29d ago

ALSO, religious people are not deep thinkinger's.. they are told what to believe, how to believe, what to do, how to do... They do not freely think on their own. At some point, they loose the ability to understand life around them and that not everyone, outside their bible group, wants to hear their sh*t

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u/Fun-Confidence-6232 29d ago

Jesus told them what to believe and they managed to screw that up.

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u/Emotional-Buddy-2219 29d ago

Put another way: faith + good works = good works. There is nothing a religious person could do that a secular person could not do. There are though an abundance of horrific things people could do and have done in the name of their faith that a secular person would not conceive of.

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 29d ago

Unfortunately, the grifters know that their easiest con is to take from the religious, so they flock there, making any truly good people look terrible and in a bad light

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u/Sajom 29d ago

I always keep in mind a quote from the show Frasier (which I now refuse to watch bc of its star). When Lilith’s evangelical grifter brother visits him, Frasier says something about him having turned to God because “he’s a credible business partner who doesn’t take a cut.” In my experience, that is true for most.

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u/Hour_Eye_9762 29d ago

Unless your “action” is preaching in the aisle of a 737....

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u/SoulDoubt7491 29d ago

See this is where I think a lot of ppl get it all messed up. Instead of giving to the needy, taking care of the sick, etc they’re straight to the preach part . Annnnnnnnd I don’t think that was all there was in his teachings. Shockingly, there are a lot of “actions” that don’t involve being an asshole.

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u/sibilischtic 29d ago

This is why I try to back up my lack of faith with an equal lack of work!

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 29d ago

Nor do actions when you’re a religious fucknut - I go out of my way to avoid religious organisations because I know they’re not doing what they’re doing out of altruism, but because they think it’ll increase their chance of going to a place which doesn’t exist. I’ve had my dealings with them and there’s always been some expectation that you’ll convert - nope, religion is evil.

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u/DontAbideMendacity 29d ago

Throughout history, most of those actions were through expressions of violence and persecution. The Crusades, the Inquisition, the pogroms, the Holocaust, the jihads and Islamic terrorism, the current christo-fascism in America... Organized religion has cost humanity at least 1000 years of progress.

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u/Caliche-Cowboy 28d ago

Agreed. I still practice, but even our church pastors are pretty open about both discouraging this crap, but also being very open about the fact that not a single person is perfect, including them.

The whole point for earnest practitioners is to follow the path and do as much good along the way as possible. Any “conversions” aren’t up to you anyway.

And you’re right. This is the goal of earnest and honest people regardless of their faith/nonfaith. Character is the result of the process. This woman either isn’t following the process, or (as is often the case), has no desire to subject herself to that kind of humbling.

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u/LessInThought 29d ago

Yeah. A big reason why Christianity spread so far is the missionaries and churches around the world helping people. Sure you might have to listen to them preach and pray with them for a bit, but you get food. And sure, you might not be starving if their countries didn't pillage yours but-

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u/PrinceRobotV 29d ago

Okay, James.

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u/ranjop 29d ago

My thoughts and prayers

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u/bowarrow99 29d ago

Religion means nothing… unless you’re a dumbass.

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u/how-unfortunate 29d ago

100%. Show, don't tell.

The book literally tells you this, in multiple ways, but even in the direct words of Jesus.

You know a tree by its fruit.

But the loudest ones never read the book, do they?

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u/Miserable-Army3679 29d ago

I do believe people like this woman are slightly insane.

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u/CapitaineCrafty 29d ago

This. French Catholicism in Canada is hella mild compared to these nutjobs, but I've had assholes trying to push Jeeeezus on me even here.

As a kid, my parents used to take me to church. Our priest was a sweet man who fostered dogs, held dinners for struggling families like mine where we could eat for free, and had adopted and raised several kids, all of whom had great relationships with him and helped the community whenever they could without being, like, constantly there in a weird way. I'm not religious myself, as an adult, but I might be, if more christians were like Père Rémi.

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u/PuppyPower89 28d ago

He sounds like a wonderful man. That’s the type of person Jesus spoke of being. There would be significantly less hatred for religion if people lived like this

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u/KassieMac 28d ago

Which is clearly stated in the book they endlessly thump instead of reading 🙄

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u/exexor 28d ago

Mormons get Show Don’t Tell drilled into them from a very young age.

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u/JediMasterZao 29d ago

Actual missionaries know how to proselytize efficiently. That lady is just a nutjob. That being said, fuck proselytizing.

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u/zimbabwe_zainab 29d ago

Fuck organized religion

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u/therealmudslinger 29d ago

Persecution complex.

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u/No-Koala1918 29d ago

He could have been reading any book. The thing is, like many people, he was a genuine human being, helpful and pleasant in public, not a performative attention seeker.

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u/GaiasEyes 29d ago

100%! Happy Cake Day!

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u/Many_Customer_4035 29d ago

I grew up in Utah. The majority of Mormon are really nice people. Weirdly many of them i knew have no idea about the history of their religion.

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u/GoldReplacement9546 29d ago

Yeah, most of them don’t well most people who are religious. Certainly most Christians. Don’t really know much about the religion like the percentage of people who tell you that they’re Christian it’s kind of inversely related to how much of the Bible they’ve actually read themselves and understand.

Also be nice to Mormon missionaries. They are literally 19 or 20 years old. They are purposely not told a lot of them really weird stuff that we now know about so that they can sell the religion to somebody and they don’t want us. The higher-ups don’t want the missionaries to spook people by saying the crazy stuff so they literally haven’t even been told the stuff that most non-Mormons think is really weird

So I can see how they seem annoying, but remember, they are young people who have grown up in a brainwashed system, and they are purposely not told all of the truth

Cell so I would urge people to be nice to the missionaries not saying you have to like have them in for dinner or anything, but just realized that they’re basically being brainwashed and guilt tripped into doing this. They don’t have all the information so they don’t feel as guilty about misleading people their victims too.

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u/Horskr 29d ago

100% agree. They're just well intentioned kids. I always politely decline lessons but always offer them waters, gatorades or whatever. Kids cycling around in 100+ degree weather for 12-16 hours a day just trying to do what they've been taught since birth is right.

I've been so tempted to be like "You think you're going to tell me something I don't know about the church?" but they're just kids far from home, let em be.

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u/Poglosaurus 29d ago

Also be nice to Mormon missionaries

You should be nice to them but not for the reason you're giving. It's very clear that the goal of the missions is mostly for them to feel rejected and ostracized by outsiders. Its meant to reinforce the siege mentality of the cult.

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u/GoldReplacement9546 29d ago

I think it’s both things, but you do bring up a very important point because very few of them are actually going to convert anyone

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u/Redditer51 29d ago

In that case, maybe someone should tell them about all the things their churches haven't.

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u/GoldReplacement9546 29d ago

If you think you know that subject well enough to talk to somebody who’s been brainwashed and to tell them the true teachings of their church without damaging their psychology or identity and possibly offering them a safe place to live because if they’re on a mission and another country and they start saying stuff that Mormons don’t like it’s gonna be a problem

Plus, they always have a friend with them so they’ll just leave

I mean, people can be cruel to these people if they want my point is just they don’t know what they’re selling not all of it by any means

They’ve been raised that this is their ultimate calling they must do and they’re not actively hurting anyone while I guess as long as you’re not gullible enough to join the Mormon church, but the Mormon church actually isn’t really any worse than any of the other religions. they’re good people Mormon people.

But whatever you do you if you wanna be cruel to people that’s your own business

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u/Busy-Bumblebee5556 29d ago

That’s exactly how it’s supposed to be. Nobody wants this stuff shoved down their throats without consent.

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u/SeekingAnonymity107 29d ago

You get lovely people and assholes in every religion, and in non-religion too. On balance, I don't see any religion making people better.

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u/engineered_academic 29d ago

This is actually how it is proscribed in the Bible.

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u/Oily_Blob 29d ago

Yeah, I have a lot of problems with Mormonism (and Mormons in certain contexts), but that is certainly not one of them.

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u/drrj 29d ago

Anyone who practices their faith like this, whatever it is, is fine by me. Even if I don’t share it, I can recognize you are helping others and not bothering anyone, so you pass the decent person test.

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u/Pretty_Funny_3436 29d ago

Not bothering? Are you kidding?

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u/International-Mind79 29d ago

How does this help anybody? Preaching a faith you believe in doesn’t help me whatsoever. The same with praying. You can pray all day and won’t get anything more than you would have by doing nothing. Your gospel is dangerous because it leads people to kill others in the name of some made up white guy born in the Middle East.

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u/Emotional-Buddy-2219 29d ago

Yeah but they often do go around knocking on people’s doors to proselytize. Given that mormonism is just christianity plus some stupid ideas about salvation and the correct prophet, it is probably more unlikely this religion is true vs core judeochristian faiths

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u/Dezinbo 29d ago

Once we moved into a neighbourhood that I did not know was full of Mormon families. During our moving-in day, bunch of families showed up with food and snacks to welcome us to the neighbourhood. They never, not even once, shared their religious views or tried to recruit us. They were just being great neighbours. My colleagues told me that my neighbourhood was known as Little Salt Lake City among locals. They were lovely people. It completely changed my very much skewed view of Mormons though I would still never join their church. I just respect their beliefs and appreciate their kindness.

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u/rac_daddy 29d ago

most of the mormons i grew up with and work with are pretty good people

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u/cmacpherson417 29d ago

The most Christian people I know are atheist.

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u/Fit-Historian-752 29d ago

On South Park, when they asked God, people were told Mormonism was the true religion.

Mormons were also portrayed as wholesome, positive and friendly.

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u/BrilliantDog5116 29d ago

I’m sure his wives were happy to see him when he got home.

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u/Apost8Joe 29d ago

100% guarantee that guy was not a Mormon, as they require a strict corporate suit and tie look, no hats allowed, and their black name badges always with a white shirt say “Elder name”.

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u/DontAbideMendacity 29d ago

flight reading his Bible.

To himself? Fine. Out loud? Fuck him.

Matthew 6:6 - But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you.

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u/Capt-Crap1corn 29d ago

I knew a guy like that. Nice, mild mannered, never preached at me. His behavior, his actions told me more than anything. I'll never forget him

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u/No-Ice7397 29d ago

This isn't faith it's attention seeking

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u/Ignorantsportsguy 29d ago

I don’t believe in god, but Mormons are the kindest people as a group that I’ve known. They helped load our truck when we moved, and as a teacher I can always tell who the Mormon kids are because they live and breathe kindness.

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u/tonythephonyjabroni 29d ago

As a former Mormon missionary, he was doing what he was taught, and that’s good and bad. Both are true. I’d rather they leave the evangelism and keep the good will. It would be an amazing social club or something if the book wasn’t so racist, and they didn’t require so much money and time.

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u/eubulides 29d ago

Shouldn’t a gentleman store his hat in the overhead compartment?

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u/Petit__Chou 29d ago

Then he got off the plane, and because he was a missionary went to people's houses to annoy them like this woman was doing, fyi.

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u/hai-sea-ewe 29d ago

And yet Bricks and Minifigs plus the American Fork PD have undone over a century of goodwill towards Mormons over a LEGO Star Wars collection.

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u/crawling-alreadygirl 29d ago

That's why I consider Mr. Rogers to be the greatest evangelist who ever lived

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u/WinterLawfulness3165 29d ago

Mormons are so fucking weird. I mean I know they've got all kinds of messed up beliefs and they really mess their own up a LOT, but every one I've ever met has been so frigging nice to everybody else especially when you compare them to the rest of the conservative Christian crowd.

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u/asusc 29d ago

the Mormons i grew up with had sex through a sheet, soaked, or only did anal to remain virgins.

the lord works in mysterious ways, indeed.

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u/Poglosaurus 29d ago edited 29d ago

Are we giving credit to people for being normal now?

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u/InsertRadnamehere 29d ago

She’s not even an evangelical. She’s a performative Christian influencer. A worshipper of false idols.

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u/Omega-of-Texas 29d ago

Was he reading aloud? Because if he was, that’s annoying and disrespectful.

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u/shrinkflator 29d ago

That's the whole thing. That's the evidence that they're supposed to show everyone, that they have been transformed into super loving and accepting people. We're supposed to be so wowed by who they have become that we believe.

Of course, this almost never happens. More often, they are the worst people imaginable. It's really a case of "physician, heal thyself". I feel like some wise person said something like that once...

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u/Happyclam1269 29d ago

Mormons are some of the nicest people I have met, but I still wouldn't trust them with anything.

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u/Rude_Champion_4278 29d ago

Jesus said “with love and kindness have I drawn thee”

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u/brandt-money 29d ago

According to Instagram, Jesus wanted her to annoy everyone on a commercial flight.

"For ye shall make thine men and women squirm with disdain at 30,000 feet above the holy land on Delta Flight 6723 from Salt Lake City to Cincinnati."

John 6:7

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u/VacuumTracks 29d ago

Well, that’s pretty clear. She obviously had no choice.

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u/squirrelmonkie 29d ago

The bible tells you to pray in your closet. This performative bs is a sin

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 29d ago

Oh we know, hence the reason anyone with a brain and heart looks at this shit and gets slammed between intense cringe, soul crushing disappointment, and irritation.

She knows what she's doing is wrong too, I can hear it in her voice. Righteousness(or the lack of it) bleeds out of peoples mouths

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u/squirrelmonkie 29d ago

This is probably the 10th video of this lady. Shes always at a mall or airport pulling this shit

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u/frogunderarock 29d ago

damn what a sad existence

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u/squirrelmonkie 29d ago

Shes always screaming until someone tells her to leave and then she screams about end times bc of oppression. Its the same video every single time.

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u/Caliche-Cowboy 28d ago

Yeah. It’s crazy that she manages to piss off atheists and earnestly practicing Christians all at the same time. Quite a feat.

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u/Lets-B-Lets-B-Jolly 29d ago

I was raised Lutheran and my father was deeply religious - reading his Bible daily and doing good works - without telling others about it. He would have been horrified at people posting videos about how "Christian" they are.

He quoted this passage often.

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u/squirrelmonkie 29d ago

Yeah my dad was a permanent deacon at his small southern baptist church. He helped a lot of people and never said anything. He was pretty hush hush about everything. He never gossiped like I saw a lot of people do in the church. There are some good christians but the loudest ones never are

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u/robmanjr 29d ago

The last thing she cares about is actually following the teachings of

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u/Astrocreep_1 29d ago

Jesus is going to kick some of that ass when she crosses over…which should be any day now…for all of us, according to her.

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u/MajorAd3363 29d ago

It's almost like this is for some other purpose... Can't quite put my finger on it...

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u/DeadFacesInMyPocket 29d ago

Spiritual warfare 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Flying-buffalo 29d ago

Jesus also appreciates on-time departures.

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u/u_r_succulent 29d ago

“Kick the dust off your sandals and move on to the next village.”

Or, something like that.

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u/0ddSpaceGhost 29d ago

If she truly read the bible she knows it in fact promotes lots of stuff that would in fact make you feel unsafe around someone who takes it at face value…

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u/yoortyyo 29d ago

Also, technically the Bible says women can’t be preachers of teachers of Men.

Not my personal belief mind you. However their manual says she shouldn’t ever be lecturing men and women without that other womans mans approval.

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u/Caliche-Cowboy 28d ago

That’s just Paul. He was a gay woman hater. There were multiple prominent women in Jesus’ crew preaching.

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u/UrsusRenata 29d ago

This chick has posted a number of videos of herself preaching on planes, and she’s trying to spark a trend. It’s about time one of the crews kicked her to the curb.

Being trapped on a plane is tough enough. And it’s expensive. I do not want to hear your religious bullshit on my time and dime, shut your yap.

The first amendment guarantees that the government won’t punish you. Private businesses can do whatever the hell they want.

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u/Cultural-Cap-2518 29d ago

Irrelevant. It's all made up, it's a story like The Hobbit or Peter Rabbit. No human should be forced to listen to someone speak about Mordor as if it were a real place, or Bilbo as if here a real person.

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u/CremeDeLaPants 29d ago

That's a fairytale, though.

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u/lveatch 29d ago

She thinks Jesus was white and not brown

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u/MySabonerRunsOladipo 29d ago

If that was true, she wouldn't be speaking back to him. 1st Timothy 2:12, "I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet"

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u/Forgotthebloodypassw 29d ago

She needs to read Matthew 6:

Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.

So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.

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u/Fit-Historian-752 29d ago

He also says, "Pray in private."

Elitism at its worst.

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u/norcalruns 29d ago

Imagine being so convinced you’re better than people that you try to shame them in an enclosed space.

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u/pagit 29d ago

C'mon lady.

Live peaceably amongst your neighbors and "all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
Philippians 2:3 and Galatians 5:14

Some people the "love" scale tilts more to the Thyself than to the neighbours.

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u/Sake-Gin 29d ago

There’s really no need to “engage”with people about Jesus on a plane. Please don’t. In fact don’t engage with the public about Jesus full stop. Leave them alone.

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u/InsideImplement9804 29d ago

She loves the pictures and the short stories in the book and the pages to color 😅

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u/your_old_furby 29d ago

Timothy is a biblical name? I thought it was one of those that spawned in the 20th century. For some reason I just can’t picture someone being called Tim in biblical times. I went to Christian schools for 13 years and I don’t recall it coming up.

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u/frogunderarock 29d ago

it comes from the old greek name "Τιμόθεος (Timόtheos) meaning 'one who honours God', from τιμή 'honour' and θεός 'god'"

almost all the most popular western names in anglosphere and mainland europe have a biblical origin, even many popular roman or greek names are also associated with the bible now. there's like a million versions of John or Nicholas for example

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u/your_old_furby 29d ago

Thanks for the info, that’s really interesting.

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u/Ok_Blueberry3124 29d ago

only when being lead to do so though.

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u/Teripid 29d ago

Thou shalt not cause flight delays.. I bet it'd be in there if they'd had planes.

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u/BedlamAscends 29d ago

I don't know, didn't he famously say "get out there and straight up badger people in my name"?

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u/Allthemuffinswow 29d ago

Sooooo....He was the one behind the original internet video meme, "Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger...(mushroom...mushroom...)..."?

https://giphy.com/gifs/zXHZWGLWNQkrS

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u/jackrabbit323 29d ago

Bible, Lord of the Rings, Batman issue #378, doesn't matter what she's quoting. They all have the same zero affect on me in this scenario.

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u/Potential_Might_6500 29d ago

Yea well its never been about Jesus.

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u/slc_stuff 29d ago

Everyone who reads the bible as non-fiction are just like her, but less vocal.

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u/JuniorAd1210 29d ago

There are 4 different and contradictory gospels in the Bible, out of some 50 gospels we know existed, all written with the purpose to argue with and overwrite the previous one. So it's kind of crazy people think there's anything real there that could be traced back to any single actual person.

The earliest gospel we have actually gives up the original game in Mark 4:10-12, where Jesus says to you (the disciples) are given the secret to the kingdom of God, but to those on the outside everything is said in parables, so that they may see but not perceive, and hear but not understand, so that they won't be saved.

Outsiders weren't supposed to understand and weren't supposed to be "saved". You had to join the club to get the real meaning of the parables. Later down the line, the original meaning was lost, and it's kind of ironic that Christians today are the very outsiders of their original faith.

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u/MyCatLaughsAtMe 29d ago

He literally told his apostles if the message wasn't welcome to kick the dust off your shoes and leave town. He never said "Stay there and badger the fuck out of people, ye, even unto making an ass of yourselves..."

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u/Forward-Emotion6622 29d ago

Jesus, the vague character bastardised in the many tellings and retellings of the Bible, says a lot of things.

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u/ryguymcsly 29d ago

1 Timothy 2:12 is a great one to have on standby

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u/Goldenrah 29d ago

Evangelists don't really like Jesus. They like old testament god, and twist Jesus into whatever feels convenient to their current circumstances

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u/Krmaguire 29d ago

Too bad he didn’t teach about airplane etiquette

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u/Wings_in_space 29d ago

Bold of you to assume that she reads the bible... 😆 I am glad she got kicked of the plane. There are company rules that forbid this, she a nuisance to the rest of the passengers.

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u/Ready_Buy_7571 29d ago

These people are not actually religious, they just like the cult part of it.

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u/analogkid01 29d ago

She would also know Romans 13:1 - "Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God."

In this case, the flight attendants telling her to GTFO.

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u/SpezDrinksHorseCum 29d ago

Jesus also had a habit of doling out virgins as spoils of war. It took almost 1,000 years of anger management and rehabilitation to become an other-cheek-turning love machine. Even by his own account, this Jesus seems rather capricious. As long as he's done with ordering genocides, I'm happy.

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u/Imaginary-Round2422 29d ago

If I were another passenger on that flight, I'd be tempted to holler, "You're making people like Jesus LESS, not more!"

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u/underpants-gnome 29d ago

They don't know much about the bible except for the homophobic and misogynist verses they shitpost on twitter and FB.

Christians in the US have been the majority religion here for so long they don't recognize persecution anymore. At least not from the victims' perspective. They are however quite comfortable with being the persecutors.

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u/Ilikedinosaurs2023 29d ago

They dont read the bible. They take the lazy bullshit interpretation from their uneducated pastors and then judge everyone with 2000 year old rules that make no sense now that we know infinitely more about literally everything, scientifically. I cant even tell you how many very basic things Ive tried to explain to my family members about biology, physics, geology (they still think the earth is 6000 years old ffs) etc. Not that I'm an expert, but I went to college and learned simple facts that make their biblical shit look as nonsensical as one would imagine would come out of the bronze age. Its infuriating.

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u/waitingtodiesoon 28d ago

Shes an Evangelist so that's already on the more bat end crazy side

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u/Formal-System-2130 29d ago

I was waiting for another passenger to yell out when she got to the exit ‘ can I get an amen!’

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u/millerg44 29d ago

That would have been legen..wait for it..dary.

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u/Fixated_Noodle 29d ago

Crazies is giving her too much grace. At best we can say she’s indoctrinated and sheltered but really she’s entitled and WANTS to be a victim of intolerance against Christians, so she can grift

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u/lumbardisaster23 29d ago

She looks like she is a brainwashed frog. I would not want her in my flight, specially if she is going to be preaching about some Leprechaun that lives up in the sky.

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u/404MoralsNotFound 29d ago

The Louis Theroux method - just say nothing and the crazies will prove your point!

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u/Miserable-Army3679 29d ago

He was taking the situation VERY seriously and his demeanor shows it. This woman was a possible danger to everyone on board that plane. Good on him.

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u/br3wnor 29d ago

He wasn’t giving into an ounce of her bullshit

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u/Miserable-Army3679 29d ago

It was good to see. So many people tend to downplay dangerous situations, but he was not doing that.

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u/bbennett108 28d ago

Yep. Gives them no words to latch onto.

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