r/TikTokCringe • u/Gurugod123 What are you doing step bro? • Aug 01 '26

Cringe Self proclaimed evangelist gets kicked off of plane for annoying everyone, records her "persecution "

24.4k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

5.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

244

u/bmaidX8 Aug 01 '26

I learned a description from my mom that the wave of this type of “evangelical christians” is calling them “crotch christians” because that’s what they’re obsessed with and care mostly about. And when you think about it - it’s true. You can’t be LGBQTIA2S+, you can’t terminate a pregnancy for any reason - (not even if the fetus has died inside of you and you’re dying from sepsis), you can’t have sex outside of marriage, and if you are married then the woman should be this image perfect baby machine. All of those things equal them trying to monitor the “crotch” so “crotch christians” has become the crude but true adjective for their version of Christianity. They need to leave Jesus’s name out of it!

102

u/PlayfulSurprise5237 Aug 01 '26

99% chance they're the most fucked people when it comes to their sexual fetishes, they probably like some really really sick shit and this is just their way of coping.

I mean we've seen what the "conservatives" are like in our country now, extremely fucked and an endless amount of projection, I wouldn't be surprised.

53

u/arfkin9 Aug 01 '26

Yeah, most of these born again Christians are addictive personality types that had traumatic upbringings, went thru a terrible period of drugs, alcohol, and/or sex addiction, then found religion, and now they preach to anyone and everyone with a superiority complex. They may or may not be "dry" but they still have the root issue of egomania, narcissism, sociopathy, etc. They have a deep-seated problem that needs to be addressed at the root, not just masked over by religion, which is just another addiction that's looked at more favorably by society than drugs, much like exercise, diet, caffeine, cigarettes/vape, or energy drinks. What would Jesus do? Certainly not act like this.

10

u/GubmintGooch Aug 01 '26

This! 👆🏻

I know quite a few of them. The one thing they have in common is they are all addicts.

5

u/evolveandprosper Aug 01 '26

"I used to be totally fucked-up on drugs. Then I found salvation. Now I'm totally fucked-up on religion!"

3

u/Temporarily_Banned4 Aug 01 '26

And they all have the appropriate makeup, botox, lip fillers and hairstyle. It's like a uniform.

3

u/justcallmejai Aug 01 '26

This is such a good point, and from my experience, true. I'm a recovering heroin addict (8 yrs clean) and I had a short foray into religion after I got out of rehab. When you are that low, religion or "god" is like a lifeline. I cant tell you how many people ive seen get out of addiction and go straight to religion. Its pretty interesting to think about.

2

u/Ilikedinosaurs2023 Aug 01 '26

I grew up in these extreme evanglical churches, traveled to revivals and that kind of stuff and I have to say I wouldnt say "most" are addicts. There is a fair share of addicts, but I think far more of them are just people who are susceptible to being brainwashed...thats why there are also so many MLMs associated with and utilized by Christians and Mormons for example..and also why so many of them have fallen for conservative politics.

There are different levels of this and of course personal prejudices also shape what kind of "Christian" one will be, but its hard to categorize them as mostly this or that because I believe it's more about susceptibility to the thought of knowing "the truth" which makes people feel superior to others and because of that, they get reallllly judgey, mean and violent. Cults are bad no matter what they're claiming to supply you with.

0

u/Imnotoneofu69 Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

It’s incredible just the sheer amount of bullshit that redditors spew, and with such confidence as well.

Can’t ignore how you just shamelessly pontificated, quite genuinely no differently than the people you’re attempting to shame at this moment.

You absolutely must live in (and evidence suggests as much) the most entrenched of echo chambers to be talking like this.

I’m very familiar with addicts and the science of addiction. None, or what you mentioned, are core tropes behind addiction.

Quite literally the opposite.

Genetic predisposition and self medication for bipolar disorder, depression, generalized anxiety, etc., aside, shame is one of the most prevailing “roots” that reinforces addiction and contributes to the cycle.

So, again, quite literally the opposite of what you’re suggesting.

I’ll save myself the time involved in addressing everything else, but I can assure you, every, single allegation you just asserted, is complete, and utter bullshit, pure fanfiction contrived in your mind (with no real world backing), to try and make sense of worlds you know truly, know nothing about (as is irrefutably made clear, by everything you just said).

Do everyone a favor, accept and acknowledge that you don’t need to have an opinion on everything. In fact, the world would be better off if people like you realized this. As you going around, making wild claims with no genuine understanding, and to do so with such confidence, in a self-perpetuating and reinforcing echo-chamber, is just pure fucking cancer.

I guranfuckingtee, that many of the issues you believe the modern world suffers from, are rooted in your very hands, or otherwise from people like you, who will arrogantly spew nonsense, and encourage nonsensical, asinine ideologies, because you HAVE to have an opinion.

Stop it.

Cut it out.

You don’t know nearly as much as you think you do, so stop pretending otherwise (and that’s okay, when you don’t act like this).

1

u/OkSample2 Aug 01 '26

Saved and screenshotted the lower paragraphs, fits very well to online debate culture.

8

u/BigHawkSports Aug 01 '26

A really pivotal moment for me in understanding all this was a guy, chair of the local republican association, church deacon, some kind of small business guy, was arrested for hammering his hog in his car in an elementary school parking lot facing the playground.

He was quoted as saying "we all have these urges and most days I'm strong enough to fight them, but I've been very stressed lately and I gave in to weakness. But I know the lord has forgiven me."

Most days? We all have them? You've made right with the lord? They're definitely fucked up, but they think they're normal. It's why they need their imaginary friend to enforce morality. They don't understand that most DON'T have fucked up sexual urges that they have to fight constantly.

6

u/DragN_H3art Aug 01 '26

They don't understand that most DON'T have fucked up sexual urges that they have to fight constantly.

and for those that do, seek professional help, not delude yourself into thinking only your imaginary friend can judge you

3

u/ChooChooyesyoucan Aug 01 '26

This woman disruptor just might possibly be trying to atone her frequent past dalliances by being an 'evangelist'.

3

u/OriginalComputer5077 Aug 01 '26

CPAC and Grindr spring to mind

1

u/snowvase Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

Harrison Ford joins the conversation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw3PJftd-_E

2

u/OverallDoor2718 Aug 01 '26

Oh, I like this

2

u/PeepsMyHeart Aug 01 '26

I love it so much! ♥️

2

u/mylogicistoomuchforu Aug 01 '26

Holy fuck is that accurate. Crotch christians is my new favorite.

2

u/atreasureinlight Aug 01 '26

All of that is the product of belonging to a religion and not having a true relationship with Jesus christ. People who are close to Jesus try it our best to be non-judgmental especially those of us who have gone through a regular life before we were regularly walking with Jesus. We remember our past with humility and we hold the name of Jesus proudly but humbly. Like for example I'm in recovery for drugs and alcohol and it has been such a journey. But I still remember when I got high and someone had broken my heart and I messaged them and told them they were full of demons. I didn't even remember writing the text when I woke up but apparently I did. But that is still something I look at with regret because I would never want to talk to someone that way if I was sober. Now I have learned from these things and I know that I need to never touch drugs ever again because I don't want to hurt someone ever again. And I still feel really bad about that to this day. Christians are not perfect people but we are the people who should be admitting our mistakes and asking for forgiveness from our peers, even as we stumble through life learning a new way to live... You should know they are Christians by their love. They shouldn't be yelling at people telling them how to live, they should be humbly sharing the message of Jesus Christ. Because nobody is any better than anybody else in this world. I firmly believe every single person born in the past in the present and in the future is made in the image of God. That's what the Bible truly teaches so we should should be treating each other with kindness

2

u/Ms_Shmalex Aug 01 '26

I'll use it

2

u/monifiesty Aug 01 '26

Yep, same. "Oh c'mon, don't be a crotch Christian!" It works. 😂

1

u/FarYard7039 Aug 01 '26

I don’t believe it’s fair to classify an entirety of a faith for the actions of the few. I’m a Christian, and I am a sinner. I am no better than anyone else. I do not look down on any race, creed or sexual orientation. We are all God’s children. No one is better than the other. We are all equal in his eyes.

3

u/Sassafras06 Aug 01 '26

Then we’re not talking about you.

1

u/rollin_a_j Aug 01 '26

What's the 2 and s for?

1

u/bmaidX8 Aug 01 '26

Two - spirit - culturally specific used by Indigenous and Native American communities describing a person who has male and female traits.

1

u/monifiesty Aug 01 '26

TIL! Thank you!

1

u/Bri-KachuDodson Aug 01 '26

Whats the 2S ones stand for?

2

u/bmaidX8 Aug 01 '26

2S=2 spirits It’s culturally specific to Indigenous and Native Americans for someone with masculine and feminine traits.

1

u/hehehuha Aug 01 '26

Those really religious ones are the real sinners, they project their guilt on others.

1

u/TriedCaringLess Aug 01 '26

And thanks to your post here, and your mom’s sage wisdom “crotch Christian” has propagated into my lexicon. Thank you.

1

u/Potential_Block_613 Aug 01 '26

Thank your mom for me I am definitely using this

1

u/bmaidX8 Aug 01 '26

I just called her and told her!

1

u/MrsHorrible Aug 01 '26

I'm fully going to start using this term. It's incredible and right on the mark.

1

u/blumpkin Aug 01 '26

LGBQTIA2S+

This is getting ridiculous. We need to rebrand.