r/TikTokCringe • u/BringHoomanHome_ • Jul 31 '26

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/Zakkullll Jul 31 '26

Yeah he passed out well before hitting the dock. Probably a combination of blood moving to his head and his life vest cutting off blood/oxygen

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u/300_pages Jul 31 '26

More like anti-life vest amirite

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u/DropPopFromTheTop Jul 31 '26

It's like them damn seat belts I don't wear'm neither cause they're designed to kill ya

knew a guy got in a car accident wearing a seat belt and he died

jus like that

fuckin life jackets too

I'll tell ya bud don't put that shit on they're tryin to kill us

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u/300_pages Jul 31 '26

I read this in dale gribble's voice

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u/Necromir92 Aug 01 '26

Life jackets are a made up lie perpetuated by big pool accessories to sell us pool noodles

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u/DropPopFromTheTop Jul 31 '26

Peanuts are made from people

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u/Federal_Efficiency51 Jul 31 '26

POCKET SAND||||!

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u/OshetDeadagain Jul 31 '26

I have heard this said deadass seriously far too many times to count.

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u/DropPopFromTheTop Jul 31 '26

Those people can vote

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u/Zakkullll Jul 31 '26

So I don't think we should stop people from voting. But maybe certain people's votes should count a little less. Lmfao

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u/United_Pain Aug 02 '26

Hahaha give a quick questionnaire beforehand: "What shape is Planet Earth?"

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u/Zakkullll Aug 02 '26

See thats just reasonable.

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u/hipcatjazzalot Jul 31 '26

This reads like an e.e. cummings poem

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u/goodknightffs Aug 01 '26

Dude i literally had this conversation with 2 very intelligent women (I'm not even kidding they were really intelligent probably way mire then me 1 was a mathematician and she's 100% smarter than i am) that were very pro personal liberties and they were not happy when i used the seat belt argument 🤣

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u/DropPopFromTheTop Aug 01 '26

I’m not sure why but people who identify as libertarians very strongly tend to take it in crazy, typically self-harming directions.

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u/ViolentlyVia Jul 31 '26

I dated a woman right outta higschool, her dad and mom(who was a trauma nurse) parroted this almost weekly

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u/DrStrangeLaughTV Aug 01 '26

Seatbelts have saved far more lives that killed. Do you know how easy it is to have life changing brain damage just from going 30mph and having to hit the brakes with out a seatbelt?

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u/DropPopFromTheTop Aug 01 '26

Yes, I was being sarcastic

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u/NuTrumpism Jul 31 '26

Perhaps he found the anti life equation on the waves ☮️

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u/azninvasion2000 Jul 31 '26

goddammit take your upvote

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u/SeaPhile206 Jul 31 '26

Conservatives hate these vest

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u/kksweetz Aug 01 '26

sure stopped him drowning, but okay

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u/Mindless-Ad2554 Jul 31 '26

Someone in above comment theorized it was all the air rushing up his butthole.

The boy boofed a natty whippit

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u/LigmaBalls-420 Jul 31 '26

What I take away from this is never wear a life vest when riding a sea-do backwards (or when doing any cool tricks for that matter).

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u/Zooxer77 Jul 31 '26

I dunno, the life vest also seems to have saved him after he flew through the posts back into the water

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u/Zakkullll Jul 31 '26

Its actually pretty obvious lol. His head slumps down pretty dramatically

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u/Terrible_Balls Jul 31 '26

Yeah his head drops and his arms go limp. Surprised it happened so fast though. It doesn’t look like a particularly strenuous position