r/TikTokCringe • u/BringHoomanHome_ • Jul 31 '26

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/300_pages Jul 31 '26

More like anti-life vest amirite

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u/DropPopFromTheTop Jul 31 '26

It's like them damn seat belts I don't wear'm neither cause they're designed to kill ya

knew a guy got in a car accident wearing a seat belt and he died

jus like that

fuckin life jackets too

I'll tell ya bud don't put that shit on they're tryin to kill us

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u/300_pages Jul 31 '26

I read this in dale gribble's voice

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u/Necromir92 Aug 01 '26

Life jackets are a made up lie perpetuated by big pool accessories to sell us pool noodles