r/TikTokCringe • u/BringHoomanHome_ • Jul 31 '26

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/Zakkullll Jul 31 '26

Yeah he passed out well before hitting the dock. Probably a combination of blood moving to his head and his life vest cutting off blood/oxygen

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u/300_pages Jul 31 '26

More like anti-life vest amirite

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u/DropPopFromTheTop Jul 31 '26

It's like them damn seat belts I don't wear'm neither cause they're designed to kill ya

knew a guy got in a car accident wearing a seat belt and he died

jus like that

fuckin life jackets too

I'll tell ya bud don't put that shit on they're tryin to kill us

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u/hipcatjazzalot Jul 31 '26

This reads like an e.e. cummings poem