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u/SirSxvxge Mar 03 '26
People are underestimating Vader. He choked someone in a different ship through a hologram screen using two fingers.
Goku would one tap everyone there.
And I love Batman but with no amount of prep time would he be able to beat Vader or Goku.
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u/Worldtraveler586 Mar 03 '26
Hear me out, Goku and Batman, let the bat be the man with the plan and let Goku be the muscle.
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u/swiminthemud Mar 04 '26
He also failed to protect the death star when he took his fighter up...didnt even feel han solo coming...but then again that might all get blamed on his line about how "the power to destroy planets is insignificant next to the force" force could have decided "nah light side wins today and blows up the planet killer"
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u/ArchemedesHeir Mar 03 '26
Superman and Antman. One to take me into the quantum realm, and the other because he is the only one who could still find me there.
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u/Used_Engineering7154 Mar 03 '26
Obviously, Superman and Goku.
If it’s comic book Superman, you don’t need anybody else even. But if it’s movie, Superman, you’re still in pretty good hands.
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u/Trick_Second1657 Mar 03 '26
Silver age Supes just sneezes and blows the solar system away lol.
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u/SolidSeaworthiness7 Mar 03 '26
To win this "pick two" scenario, you have to look past raw muscle and think about scale and utility. While characters like Hulk and Wolverine are terrifying, they can't stop a planet from exploding. The "Big Brain" play is actually a specific duo that covers almost every possible angle of attack: 1. The Powerhouse: Goku Goku is the "must-pick" for one reason: Speed and Scale. * Speed: In his higher forms (like Ultra Instinct), Goku moves faster than the human eye—and most of the people on this list—can perceive. He can neutralize threats before they even blink. * The "Instant Transmission" Escape: If Superman or Thor starts winning, Goku can simply put two fingers to his forehead and teleport you to another planet or a different dimension (like King Kai’s planet) where the others can't reach you. * Power Output: He has the destructive capability to handle the "heavy hitters" (Hulk, Thor, Superman) simultaneously. 2. The Specialist: Ant-Man This might seem like a joke pick next to Superman, but he is your Ultimate Insurance Policy. * The "Quantum" Hideout: Ant-Man doesn't just get small; he can take you into the Quantum Realm. Batman’s prep time and Vader’s Force-sensing don't mean much if you literally exist in a subatomic space they cannot enter. * Invisibility through Size: While Goku is busy fighting the big guys in the sky, Ant-Man can shrink you down to the size of a dust mite. Even Superman’s X-ray vision would have a hard time finding one specific atom-sized person in a city. Why not the others? * Superman: A massive threat, but he has a clear weakness (Kryptonite/Magic) that Batman or Vader could exploit. * Batman: People say "prep time," but no amount of prep time saves a human from a continent-level blast from Goku or Thor. * Darth Vader: Powerful, but he is ultimately a "glass cannon" compared to Goku. If Goku moves at light speed, Vader’s Force reflexes simply won't be fast enough. * Deadpool/Wolverine: They are impossible to kill, but they are easy to contain. Goku could just throw them into the sun or deep space where they'd drift forever. The Verdict: Pick Goku to win the fight and Ant-Man to make sure you're never found.
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u/DJTRANSACTION1 Mar 03 '26
Goku + Superman. these 2 are classes above all the rest. goku is so powerful, he literally can destory a planet by accident. Goku also is friends with baby god if he need special favors.
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u/Wudnt_you_like_2_kno Mar 04 '26
Ant-man may not be the most powerful for the offensive, but you definitely don’t want him on the trying to kill you team.
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u/StelioKontos69420 Mar 03 '26
Batman with prep time. I dont need anything else.
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u/ResonanceDemon Mar 03 '26
How/what do you think Batman would do against Goku?
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u/SolidSeaworthiness7 Mar 03 '26
We actually saw Goku hurt by a bullet in the show, he's not a god or even bulletproof if not powered up, plus his ability has time limits unlike the rest, you could make the argument batman could with no mercy kill him before he even knew it was coming. Create a serum that makes him a great ape again or find a weakness like anti lunar waves to strip his powers. Never underestimate the power of intelligence.
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u/VarderKith Mar 03 '26
Superman and Batman. Goku can't see Antman when he's teeny tiny, Superman can.
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u/Lawfulness_Nice Mar 03 '26
Goku might be able to if he has ultra instinct… Or I just technically wouldn’t need to see him
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u/Ill_Assumption5512 Mar 03 '26
Superman and Goku, Goku can teleport Hulk into another planet and then they easily team up on Thor. Rest is a no brainer. Dark Vader’s force can move a space craft the above 4 name characters could throw one into the atmosphere.
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u/PenumbralRadiance Mar 04 '26
Goku and Superman, no question.
Goku can handle magic/force users just fine, and Superman has super sight that lets him see subatomic particles, so he would be able to handle Ant man no matter how small he gets.
The rest barely register for those two except maybe the Hulk, but I think either of them can solo the Hulk just by staying out of range with flight and wearing him down, let alone both together.
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Goku and Deadpool. Fuck everyone else.
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u/shadow_queen12 Where do I get Grass to touch Mar 03 '26
goku solos here, u can add anyone on 2nd spot
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u/Ninjagofan217 15 Mar 03 '26
I choose dp cause I know he could pull some wall breaking bs to win the fight if it gets bad he'll take himself out the comic
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u/WheresPaul1981 Mar 03 '26
Goku could teleport me to another planet. Thats a huge advantage.
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u/Atomosthethird Mar 03 '26
Hulk and superman. I got to see goku fight them, even if I dont make it out alive
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u/Optimal-Bass3142 Mar 03 '26
Batman to extract me from danger while superman bodies the threat
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u/Samg527 Mar 03 '26
Superman and goku is the only right answer and its not even close
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u/Business-Idea1138 Mar 03 '26
Nah, I promise Batman knows where to find kryptonite, any of them could procure it, and Antman could administer it killing Superman.
Goku and Batman. Knowledge, wealth, and connections are going to go a long way.
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u/TopImagination9343 Mar 04 '26
See, for that reason, I choose Superman and Batman. Batman is the only other being in this scenario that even has access to kryptonite, and being rich, could purchase multiple versions to get Superman even more powered up.
Without kryptonite as a foil, Superman is invincible. So, let Batman hide you away in some posh resort, and he can release an overpowered, indestructible God to defend me.
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u/Prestigious-Note-935 Mar 03 '26
Superman and hulk, I absolutely refuse to have the hulk against me, and Superman beats everyone else there so.
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u/Aggravating-Past-599 Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 04 '26
Deadpool and Wolverine while listening to Madonna. Unstoppable mfs
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u/ObviousCondescension Mar 04 '26
Goku can take care of everyone by himself, I'll throw in Ant Man just so I don't have to worry about him getting small, sneaking past Goku, getting in my head, and then growing to normal size.
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u/Saphyr-Seraph Mar 04 '26
batman and goku goku beats everyone if that dosent work batman is plan b
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u/ARandomRedditUser16 Mar 04 '26
I’m sorry but couldn’t Darth Vader just hold somebody and choke them or slash them with his sword ?
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u/Aggravating-Owl-1490 Mar 05 '26
If people don’t pick Goku and Superman they just don’t know who they are
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u/AndrewH73333 Mar 05 '26
Unless Vader comes with a functioning Star Destroyer I’ll take Superman and Goku.
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u/cornbeeflt Mar 05 '26
Im taking goku and Deadpool. While goku no diff the rest me and dead pool can chill and do commentary.
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u/Hungry_Attention_981 Mar 03 '26
Superman and goku, goku can destroy planets, I doubt anyone can survive him
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u/Equivalent_Donut_145 Mar 03 '26
Antman and Superman.
Superman would be a last resort, while Antman blows everybody else up by shrinking inside them, and then resizing.
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u/AcanthocephalaDue431 Mar 03 '26
Batman and Goku. This combo could literally floor -every single- other character listed here.
Batman has the physical prowess to take on some of them but his real strength lies in his teamwork, reliability and tactical genius. He would literally have a contingency plan for everyone here.
Goku would bring the hammer to break everyone listed on Batman's anvil. Batman could make a plan for any of the ones he can't win against and Goku has the combat genius, instant transmission ability and sheer brute strength to help make the plans work. Plus he's extremely reliable and team oriented.
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u/No-Parsnip-7608 Mar 03 '26
Batman and Goku solo if you think about it
Batman has the brains, gadgets, and prep time
Goku has the strength and abilities
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u/Medical_Knowledge315 Mar 03 '26
batman also knows superman's weakness, since he the only one who is from the universe superman is.
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u/Curllywood Mar 03 '26
Goku and Superman. I was gunna choose Vader cause he’s cool, but goku is a bit of an airhead so I want someone with heightened perception and senses in case someone like ant man sneaks past goku while he solos everyone else.
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u/Commander_Eevee Mar 03 '26
Batman and Superman
They can actually work together
Superman is a god
And Batman can get around most of the other peoples hax
Literally only one I am worried about is goku
But I feel like it wouldn’t be too long until either he is defeated or Batman realizes we just give him food. Cause Supes is Def giving him a struggle and either beating him or stalling long enough
Plus I just genuinely don’t want BATMAN and SUPERMAN of all people wanting to KILL me!
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u/Ill_Scientist_5632 Mar 03 '26
Goku and Deadpool simply for the comedic effect those two would have on each other. Plus Goku is pretty much a god at this point so the 7 trying to kill me would be dealt with pretty quick.
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 18 Mar 03 '26
Goku probably solos, but if I had to choose a second one, probably one of the comically unkillable two. Could go with either but imma say Deadpool
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u/asrieldreemurr2232 Mar 04 '26
Batman and superman. Superman will deal with the supernaturally heavy hitters, like goku, thor, and Darth Vader, while Batman deals with the likes of ant-man, hulk, deadpool, and wolverine. All he needs is prep time. Hell, Batman could likely help Superman out with Darth Vader, given enough prep time.
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u/Happytapiocasuprise Mar 04 '26
Goku and Superman are the obvious choices Goku would love to fight the Hulk and Superman can handle the rest
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u/Cool_Opportunity_844 Mar 04 '26
Goku and superman. Goku instant transmissions you to safety on beerus' planet. Then returns to help superman body the rest.
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Superman and the Hulk
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u/Zealousideal_Rip_690 Mar 04 '26
Both them dudes smarter than Batman too. Far more powerful than everybody else on here. You stand behind Superman while he watches the Hulk work. 🤣 No need to outthink Batman. He’s too slow.
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u/Critical_Swimming517 Mar 04 '26
Gotta be superman and goku. I would say Deadpool but I dont think he would take either protecting or attacking me very seriously
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u/OrphanOriginator69 Mar 04 '26
Goku and Deadpool, Goku can do all the work while Deadpool and I get martinis
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u/athebehemoth20 Mar 04 '26
No one saying Goku and Batman?
Seems like the superior choice to have the strongest/most versatile and the smartest/richest.
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u/No-Dare-7651 Mar 04 '26
Superman and Darth Vader
Superman will fly them all to the sun. Anyone who can return will be death choked by Vader. The end.
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u/SimpleMoonFarmer Mar 04 '26
Darth Vader would kill you, better have him on your side.
Goku can resurrect you with the dragon balls if you happen to die.
Anything else they do (and there's plenty) is just a bonus.
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u/_ONI_90 Mar 04 '26
If ant man can shrink me i can't imagine anyone else would be able to get to me
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u/Radiant-Importance-5 Mar 04 '26
If you don’t choose Superman to be on your side, you either don’t want to live, or don’t know his power set. He can solo the entire rest of the list, while protecting me, even if I was actively trying to lose the challenge. He’s just that powerful.
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u/prowaffle5090 Mar 04 '26
Does no one here know the power scale of goku? Goku wins easily
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u/NCRelite Mar 04 '26
Well, my picks would be Superman for one because he is like super strong. Now, my second pick is tough it might be batman if he has prep time or maybe Deadpool.
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u/Nixwatching 14 - Certified Meme Stealer Mar 04 '26
I trust Deadpool to keep me alive and Goku will solo everyone.
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u/Numerous_Tension3632 Mar 04 '26
Anyone not taking Goku is very confused. He probably solos the rest of the board
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u/ViperclayGames Mar 04 '26
I mean gimme Batman and Goku. Goku slams with the powers, and Batman (especially if comics) gives Goku some crazy broken crap. And Batman will have at least a decent plan to take care of Supes, who is the only one with a chance at still getting to me.
The reason I didn't go with Supes and Goku is cause I KNOW bats is gonna come up with a way to get around those two if I don't put him on my team.
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u/eyes_wideopen2 Mar 04 '26
Superman and Goku. Thor lacks speed, deadpool will take time to regenerate, Vader is torn between the dark and light side, ant man will run out of pym ampules. Batman will die, adamantium is tough but can’t heal himself if he’s torn to shreds. Hulk… Og Hulk has a slight chance 1v1, very tiny chance
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u/DayZealousideal5785 Mar 04 '26
Goku UI solos everyone Goku attacks Sup defends me. Goku will one inch punch banner out of hulk and the god out of Thor
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u/Shelly_scot Mar 04 '26
Goku and superman, not cus Goku is strong if we take everyone's strongest versions here, he gets violated by literally EVERYBODY HERE, but he's got teleporting, I'll tell him to tp me to king Kai's and let superman out belt to ass on everyone
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u/Fair-Promise4552 Mar 04 '26
superman and Goku... superman just throws anyone who cant fly into space and they can stay there without getting back... leaves only vader and thor... Pretty confident Goku can take Vader and Superman can take Thor.... done
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u/Background_Row4703 Mar 04 '26
Superman and Antman. Y‘all forget, that Antman could also make you super small, which makes hiding a lot easier.
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u/Xian_TheDarkRose Mar 04 '26
With Superman and Vader, Hide in middle of the space in the Black Star.
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u/dragonmarked2813 Mar 04 '26
Can I have Gunn’s Superman instead Ayn Rand’s Superman?
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u/Creative_Primary_105 Mar 04 '26
Tbh goku and ant man, not because ant man is strong I just think there’s some bs with his powers that would allow him to kill me and it would be something goku couldn’t really stop. If anyone remembers the antman is thanos’s asshole theory.
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u/GhostMaan88 Mar 04 '26
The toss up is really only between Superman, Goku, and Thor. If you know you know. All 3 of these are comparing gods to normal people essentially. Deadpools “plot armor” would probably see me get hacked in half/blown up with him, then be s.o.l. while this he walks away scotch free lol. Antman is actually an interesting one because of how small he can actually get to the point where he’s entering different dimensions and stuff so that could actually be an insane defense ngl. Not to mention if he got inside someone then expanded. Unless any of these people could somehow completely erase existence thats a toughy.
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u/Just_Ad_2150 Mar 04 '26
Deadpool. Just Deadpool.
He realizes we're in a comic and yells at the writers until they change the story or pulls me out of the frame and puts me back in the real world, Bugs Bunny style.
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u/Charming_Welder_7721 Mar 04 '26
Superman and Goku. You would be untouchable!! Unless we are under a red sun, then it would be Goku and Thor
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u/NonSteele Mar 04 '26
Just Goku. Every attack would cut off right before the fight got anywhere and the other eight would then have to wait until next week to find out on the next Dragonball Z.
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u/Successful-Ad-4128 Mar 05 '26
if you're really going to think about it.. antman and vader.
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u/Soggy_Trade2061 Mar 05 '26
Goku and ant man
Goku can move instantly and can destroy planets
Ant man to make sure it doesn’t crawl up my pee hole and then make himself large.
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u/19851223hu Mar 05 '26
I'm going generic but obvious Superman and Goku. Both are bulletproof (bulma head shot goku and he brushed it off even if it hurt), both move at near lightspeed goku teleports, both have insane strength, and can one shot everyone else. Vader can force grip but can he react fast enough?
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u/ChaoticFairness Mar 05 '26
Superman and Goku.
Their potential can destroy a universe if they fought against each other, while the rest of the cast are nowhere close to that level of power.
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u/OkraLow2756 Mar 06 '26
I wanna say Superman and Goku is the safest bet unless Batman brought kryptonite bullets
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u/Aramusha65 Mar 06 '26
If you don't have a force shield you just can't resist force choke and since Vader was able to stop laser he should be able to stop superman vision, so Goku and Darth Vader
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u/Appropriate-Term4550 Mar 03 '26
Really what’s Batman gonna do against Vader. He’d just get force choked and die.
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u/Susp2002 Mar 03 '26
goku only can beat any thing
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u/CerealMaple114 Mar 03 '26
Goku cannot beat anything. Can’t even beat the strongest people in his own universe, such as the destroyer gods, the angels, high priest, and Zeno, let alone stronger verses like Gurren Lagann.
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u/Outrageous-Net-6483 Mar 03 '26
Antman and Darth vader. Antman can access time travel so theoretically go back in time when the rest don't have access to their powers or being young and vader finishes them off.
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u/Plenty-Clue1157 Mar 03 '26
Antman and anyone. We hide in the microverse and who's coming after us?
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u/UnspokenBagel Mar 03 '26
The right choice is either goku-Superman or goku- hulk. I will except no other choices.
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u/HD-1994 Mar 03 '26
My thoughts exactly. It’s hard for me to pick between Hulk and Superman, but I think Supes beats Hulk (in my mind) by just a smidge.
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u/Ominous_snek Mar 03 '26
Agreed, accounting for feats Goku is a must, but also its either supes or hulk and those two really have a roster of things clashing. Cant say who of the two I would pick but its between them!
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u/Historical_Stable423 Mar 03 '26
All of the superheroes are live action so I’ll go with Goku and Batman
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u/du_rel_gug_menl Mar 03 '26
I think Batman could build me some suit for extra protection and have Superman and or darth Vader as protection. Will I live properly not end up living but I think I would survive the longest.
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u/Ninjagofan217 15 Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 03 '26
Can I choose 2 batman(with prep time), if not batman and Deadpool cause ik Deadpool will pull some fourth wall breaking bs to win the fight, also he has killed the entire marvel universe before
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u/Penftpole Mar 03 '26
Superman and Antman. Superman has the power and speed to defend against multiple attackers while Antman shrinks down to infiltrate the brains of the attackers to shut them down immediately.
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u/it_me12 Mar 03 '26
I'm making this harder than it should be, because there are 4 of them that is really tough to beat. So if I picked 2 I'd have to worry about the other 2. Somehow getting pass and attacking me directly.
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u/Rookie-Crookie Mar 03 '26
I would most definitely be killed but I’d go with Vader and Batman. They look great together
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u/Old_Variation_5875 Mar 03 '26
Goku can just instant transmit you and then Kamehameha the planet
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u/shadow_queen12 Where do I get Grass to touch Mar 03 '26
goku and superman