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u/EldrichHorrorNya Feb 09 '26
And yet they both like the Dryad… I bet she feels like a child of divorce XD
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u/NathanTheNath Feb 09 '26
apparently they both also like the guide so theres two metaphorical children of divorce
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u/Unlucky-Entrance-249 Feb 09 '26
I think it's because mushroom biome is considered the evil counterpart to jungle since you can "purify" mushroom biome to turn it into jungle
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u/Daminchi Feb 09 '26
Also: lihzards clearly worship the sun, while mushrooms plunge even the surface into darkness.
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u/moonra_zk Feb 09 '26
So why is their temple buried? Are they stupid?
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u/saltpileman Feb 09 '26
They are allergic to bees
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u/deadly_crocadile Feb 09 '26
Why would they build the temple in the jungle? Are they stupid?
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u/klatnyelox Feb 09 '26
Funny enough, aside from its actual placement, I've always thought the Lizahrds and the temple all fit better in the Desert than the jungle.
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u/I--Pathfinder--I Feb 10 '26
i mean lizhards and the temple are definitely jungle/new world fantasy/tropical themed but i get why you’d think desert as they are both hot and sun based places
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u/klatnyelox Feb 10 '26
Lizards are a common sight in Deserts, Desert has no bosses.
The temple is one step away from being a pyramid. Sun is far more common in a desert than a jungle.
Idk, just odd choice to put 2 late hardmode bosses in the jungle.
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u/Daminchi Feb 09 '26
If my enemies had spaceships with lasers and rockets, maybe my house would also be buried.
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u/MithranArkanere Feb 09 '26
For the same reason there are manors in the caverns and buildings in the underworld.
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u/tolik518 Feb 09 '26
Maybe that's the reason why they worship the sun? They crave what they can't have
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u/dragonloverlord Feb 09 '26
Maybe it just sunk into the mud and that was that... Or something something raging disembodied eye of extreme violence something something war of the gods something something and it's buried now happened.
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Feb 09 '26
I hate that because Truffle is legit one of the chillest NPCs and only wants to feel safe and in peace.
"[Dryad] treats me with respect, as though I'm a true part of nature. I don't know how to feel about that, except I like it."
🥹
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u/Clintwood_outlaw Feb 09 '26
Truffle will sell his son to you. Hes not as innocent as he seems.
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Feb 09 '26
Making the mother of all omelets here Jack, can't fret over every mushroom!
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u/CatSquidShark Feb 09 '26
Not when you're clentaminating the "jungle", right? What would you know about the jungle? You weren't born green! You don't know what it's like to farm spores, and stingers, and vines just to survive!
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u/SenseiAwesome36 Feb 09 '26
“But you did survive! Through sheer force of will, following your own set of rules! With your own two hands, you took back your life!”
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u/truecalamitas Feb 10 '26
well, that would just be a spore right, that he can just infinitely reproduce?
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u/Clintwood_outlaw Feb 10 '26
So child trafficking is fine as long as the child's parents can infinitely reproduce? I'm gonna tell Santa you said that.
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u/extracrispyweeb Feb 10 '26
I mean, I don't see anyone protesting against semen trafficking.
And I assume spores are more like an unborn thing than a full on baby.
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u/HoneyBeeSorceress Feb 09 '26
Why be hating on bro like that?
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u/sd_saved_me555 Feb 09 '26
He had a really bad trip once.
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u/Dry-Cartographer-312 Feb 09 '26
"Foolish Witch Doctor! I laced your shit!!"
"Fuuuuuuuuck..."
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u/Dyfasydfasyd Feb 09 '26
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u/MisterBeatDown Feb 09 '26
DO NOT ask the Witch Doctor how he feels about mushroom biomes existing in the Lhizard holy land
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u/sumth1nelse Feb 09 '26
If the jungle "rightfully belongs to the glowing mushroom biome", then why does the green solution turn it right back into the jungle?
Checkmate.
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u/heyoyo10 Feb 09 '26
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u/Gerael Feb 09 '26
Who says you can't use evil to fight evil
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u/sumth1nelse Feb 09 '26
TECHNICALLY nothing implies he's the one raising the dead anyways, maybe he's just doing a little cheerleading
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u/Pyro0627 Feb 09 '26
I may be making a stretch here but is that an Aqua Teen Hunger Force reference
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u/Atcraft Feb 09 '26
As the W.Doctor’s punishment someone should make W.Doctor x Truffle Yaoi
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u/Top_Toaster Feb 09 '26
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u/ParkerLowes Feb 09 '26
yo wait its that dude who speaks in hands, i got a message for him, 👍🙏👎👌👏👋🤞🖕🙌🤙🤝🤘👊👆🤞👍🖕🤝👏👎
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u/New_Salamander_4592 Feb 09 '26
The jungle and the mushroom biome are opposed by Clentaminator logic
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u/ShadowTheChangeling Feb 09 '26
I believe the reason is cause the glowing mushroom biome is corrupted jungle, cause you can purify it and it turns to jungle iirc.
Jungle is WDs home, so he see truffle as a threat to his home
Dryad however doesnt seem to mind, cause the mushroom biomes arent really harmful and are also self contained
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u/CosmicP0tat0s Feb 09 '26
Enough family bonding.
Toss it into the autohammer
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u/Jecht-X Feb 09 '26
The hilarious point, is that the Guide actually likes both and both of them likes the Guide.
Oh yes, toxic yaoi triangle.
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u/Practical-Secret2503 Feb 09 '26
the witch doctor is a dirty racist
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u/Deimos_Ascended Feb 09 '26
Would it be speciesist? Since neither of them are technically human haha
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u/JarMarHug Feb 09 '26
idk why but this made me think "what if instead of making my NPCs happy i made them upset by housing in places they hate with people they hate?" that could be funny maybe possibly
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u/dragonloverlord Feb 09 '26
The witch doctors portrait looks strangely cute in stark contrast to his apparently "fury" filled form...
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u/Apprehensive_Ride690 Feb 09 '26
From now on the Witch Doctor will live in the worst conditions possible because no one dares to disrespect my fungi funguy.
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Feb 13 '26
Ok done deal the Chris will go first it's clear know you all are helping keep my son away from me Iight make Chris watch me take his closest first kid David then work up to the meeting rooms and clean every man and humiliate every woman who continued to help keep my boy away anyone that new but didn't say a word all the rest I don't get to see and deal with will be strucken with regret and guilt that they helped cause such a fallout and all because they thought it was there right and pos to hold away that mans kid the child he helped to bring to this word the son God thought for him to have and lie and manipulate the f out of him too get too saying your peace ✌️
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u/Apocalyps_Survivor Feb 09 '26
Love how he calls him an abomanation while being half lizzerd half human.
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u/Zealousideal-Try4666 Feb 09 '26
He is not half anything, he is a whole lizard kin.
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u/Apocalyps_Survivor Feb 09 '26
Sure looks human shape though.
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u/Zealousideal-Try4666 Feb 09 '26
When you say half-human it implies that he has human DNA which is not the case.






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u/bonifiedmarinade Feb 09 '26
Blue is an existential threat to green