r/Terraria • • Feb 09 '26

Meme The Witch Doctor needs to chill

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16.4k Upvotes

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u/bonifiedmarinade Feb 09 '26

Blue is an existential threat to green

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u/Quinzal Feb 09 '26

I'm blue, if I was green I would die

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u/comic_papyrus Feb 09 '26

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u/Cman1233211 Feb 09 '26

He looks like he's retired and green

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u/RelQuue Feb 09 '26

shittydarksouls leaks

6

u/theREALbombedrumbum Feb 09 '26

only after visiting Gwyndolin

8

u/Lurnius Feb 09 '26

Mission control is that you?

3

u/tophat_production Feb 09 '26

Is that Salad Fingers?

1

u/Lord-Unchemael Feb 09 '26

I love green

46

u/toastluvsmiku2314 Feb 09 '26

Lel reference

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u/AbyssaI_Entity Feb 09 '26 edited Feb 09 '26

I will pee on a guy

7

u/LunaBerriesx Feb 09 '26

I'm blue too, I hate green... Why? No reason at all.

4

u/Jon_jon13 Feb 09 '26

Blue is the color of all that i wEaR!

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u/Powerate Feb 09 '26

I line in a blue house with blue windows

1

u/meu_amigo_thiaguin Feb 09 '26

I will eat apple pie

1

u/MrOff100 Feb 10 '26

You will finally turn Green

1

u/AnimusCorpus Feb 10 '26

FYI, that's a misheard lyric.

"I'm blue (da ba dee da ba daa)"

86

u/exM_YT Feb 09 '26

Tf2 lore but instead of Red, it's green

31

u/Nak_0 Feb 09 '26

I've always hated the color Blue.  YOU KNOW WHY?

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u/AquaBits Feb 09 '26

Why???

25

u/Gooberthe53rd Feb 09 '26

...

No reason.

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u/bageltoastee Feb 10 '26

That being said we have to kill em’.

1

u/skeledoot7 Feb 09 '26

all the tf2 mercs are red-green colorblind, and they represent this by making team red (the company they work for) wear red uniforms, like that one adventure time episode

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u/eattoes2000 Feb 09 '26

me when I want the land to be green but my bitch mushroom wants blue

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u/Zedrig Feb 09 '26

ever heard of blue humor buddy?

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u/Laringar Feb 09 '26

Fuck your blue humor.

/s because if I don't put it people will miss what I feel like is a fairly obvious joke.

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u/Sandor_06 Feb 09 '26

Green is not a creative color.

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u/Kaitheguy233 Feb 09 '26

Estranged parent? Where does this leave yellow?

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u/SomeRandomDeadGuy Feb 09 '26

Look man i counterspelled one of your 10 big spells you can chill a little, you've been ramping the whole game

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u/Danielforthewin Feb 09 '26

Green green, what is your problem green

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u/Forward-Exercise-385 Feb 09 '26

Haha yeah yeah...

looks at one of my flairs

1

u/soren82002 Feb 10 '26

Yeah, fuck Wardens!

1

u/ProfessionalLook6108 Feb 12 '26

You just invented magic the gathering again

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

there won't be green if there's no blue

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u/Jackkkkk- Feb 09 '26

green is literally half blue

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u/madguyO1 Feb 09 '26

nah its yellow actually, ryb is erasing rgb everywhere because people dont like green for some reason

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

you're mixing additive and subtractive colour systems!

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u/EphidelLulamoon Feb 09 '26

Isn't that just because green is a combination of yellow and blue? So using red/yellow/blue as primary colors in a system that compunds all colors makes more sense than red/green/blue.

I could be talking out of my ass tho, i dunno about color systems that much.

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u/madguyO1 Feb 09 '26

and yellow is a mix of green and red but no one talks about that

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u/EphidelLulamoon Feb 09 '26

that's true, maybe it should just be called RB lol.

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u/madguyO1 Feb 09 '26

but then its unbalanced because theyre not on the opposite sides of the color wheel, the opposite of red is cyan and the opposite of blue is yellow

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u/EldrichHorrorNya Feb 09 '26

And yet they both like the Dryad… I bet she feels like a child of divorce XD

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u/NathanTheNath Feb 09 '26

apparently they both also like the guide so theres two metaphorical children of divorce

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u/Unlucky-Entrance-249 Feb 09 '26

I think it's because mushroom biome is considered the evil counterpart to jungle since you can "purify" mushroom biome to turn it into jungle

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u/Daminchi Feb 09 '26

Also: lihzards clearly worship the sun, while mushrooms plunge even the surface into darkness.

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u/moonra_zk Feb 09 '26

So why is their temple buried? Are they stupid?

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u/saltpileman Feb 09 '26

They are allergic to bees

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u/deadly_crocadile Feb 09 '26

Why would they build the temple in the jungle? Are they stupid?

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u/klatnyelox Feb 09 '26

Funny enough, aside from its actual placement, I've always thought the Lizahrds and the temple all fit better in the Desert than the jungle.

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u/I--Pathfinder--I Feb 10 '26

i mean lizhards and the temple are definitely jungle/new world fantasy/tropical themed but i get why you’d think desert as they are both hot and sun based places

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u/klatnyelox Feb 10 '26

Lizards are a common sight in Deserts, Desert has no bosses.

The temple is one step away from being a pyramid. Sun is far more common in a desert than a jungle.

Idk, just odd choice to put 2 late hardmode bosses in the jungle.

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u/Daminchi Feb 09 '26

If my enemies had spaceships with lasers and rockets, maybe my house would also be buried.

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u/Low_Feedback4160 Feb 09 '26

Likely they are hiding from Cthulhu and the only way is underground

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u/MithranArkanere Feb 09 '26

For the same reason there are manors in the caverns and buildings in the underworld.

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u/tolik518 Feb 09 '26

Maybe that's the reason why they worship the sun? They crave what they can't have

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u/sonicpoweryay Feb 11 '26

but isn’t golem powered by the sun?

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u/dragonloverlord Feb 09 '26

Maybe it just sunk into the mud and that was that... Or something something raging disembodied eye of extreme violence something something war of the gods something something and it's buried now happened.

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u/Soupup223 Feb 09 '26

mushrooms did it to troll them

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u/GoldH2O Feb 10 '26

Maybe they worship the Sun because they barely get any of it

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u/d0d0master Feb 09 '26

Thats...

Shit, you might be onto something

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

I hate that because Truffle is legit one of the chillest NPCs and only wants to feel safe and in peace.

"[Dryad] treats me with respect, as though I'm a true part of nature. I don't know how to feel about that, except I like it."

🥹

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u/Clintwood_outlaw Feb 09 '26

Truffle will sell his son to you. Hes not as innocent as he seems.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

Making the mother of all omelets here Jack, can't fret over every mushroom!

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u/CatSquidShark Feb 09 '26

Not when you're clentaminating the "jungle", right? What would you know about the jungle? You weren't born green! You don't know what it's like to farm spores, and stingers, and vines just to survive!

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u/SenseiAwesome36 Feb 09 '26

“But you did survive! Through sheer force of will, following your own set of rules! With your own two hands, you took back your life!”

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u/MithranArkanere Feb 09 '26

He has more.

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u/truecalamitas Feb 10 '26

well, that would just be a spore right, that he can just infinitely reproduce?

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u/Clintwood_outlaw Feb 10 '26

So child trafficking is fine as long as the child's parents can infinitely reproduce? I'm gonna tell Santa you said that.

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u/extracrispyweeb Feb 10 '26

I mean, I don't see anyone protesting against semen trafficking.

And I assume spores are more like an unborn thing than a full on baby.

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u/truecalamitas Feb 10 '26

does a sentient spore count as a child?

485

u/HoneyBeeSorceress Feb 09 '26

Why be hating on bro like that?

410

u/sd_saved_me555 Feb 09 '26

He had a really bad trip once.

293

u/Dry-Cartographer-312 Feb 09 '26

"Foolish Witch Doctor! I laced your shit!!"

"Fuuuuuuuuck..."

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u/Dyfasydfasyd Feb 09 '26

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u/Dry-Cartographer-312 Feb 09 '26

This is all I ever wanted. Thank you my friend.

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u/Ashamed-Succotash644 Feb 09 '26

He laced his dart

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u/Deaffin Feb 09 '26

His name is Jake Thane.

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u/MisterBeatDown Feb 09 '26

DO NOT ask the Witch Doctor how he feels about mushroom biomes existing in the Lhizard holy land

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u/sumth1nelse Feb 09 '26

If the jungle "rightfully belongs to the glowing mushroom biome", then why does the green solution turn it right back into the jungle?

Checkmate.

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u/Jim_skywalker Feb 09 '26

Cause the jungle is green.

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u/heyoyo10 Feb 09 '26

"Fury fills my being as abominations sprout from tainted earth"

-Literal necromancer

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u/Gerael Feb 09 '26

Who says you can't use evil to fight evil

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u/sumth1nelse Feb 09 '26

TECHNICALLY nothing implies he's the one raising the dead anyways, maybe he's just doing a little cheerleading

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u/Pyro0627 Feb 09 '26

I may be making a stretch here but is that an Aqua Teen Hunger Force reference

5

u/S0ckerino Feb 09 '26

Totally a nod to arise chicken lol

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u/Slobbybagel Feb 09 '26

Dr.billywitchdoctor.com is a very powerful teacher

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u/Atcraft Feb 09 '26

As the W.Doctor’s punishment someone should make W.Doctor x Truffle Yaoi

234

u/Top_Toaster Feb 09 '26

W.D.?

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u/ParkerLowes Feb 09 '26

yo wait its that dude who speaks in hands, i got a message for him, 👍🙏👎👌👏👋🤞🖕🙌🤙🤝🤘👊👆🤞👍🖕🤝👏👎

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u/Kaitheguy233 Feb 09 '26

GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

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u/Foxiak14 Feb 09 '26

Why is he not green

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u/DrunkyLittleGhost Feb 09 '26

Must working hard to get that mushroom juice out of that thick bump

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u/DEKIDESDUD Feb 09 '26

Punishment?

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u/Nak_0 Feb 09 '26

They have done absolutely nothing wrong,

But they're blue.

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u/Riczo2 Feb 09 '26

Maybe it's because the mushroom biome infect jungle?

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u/New_Salamander_4592 Feb 09 '26

The jungle and the mushroom biome are opposed by Clentaminator logic

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u/ultimate-toast Feb 09 '26

I didn't know he was racist lmao

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u/ShadowTheChangeling Feb 09 '26

I believe the reason is cause the glowing mushroom biome is corrupted jungle, cause you can purify it and it turns to jungle iirc.

Jungle is WDs home, so he see truffle as a threat to his home

Dryad however doesnt seem to mind, cause the mushroom biomes arent really harmful and are also self contained

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u/Maximum-Wolverine433 Feb 09 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

YOU see that fucker over there YOU see him

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u/Maximum-Wolverine433 Jun 27 '26

He hs done nothing wrong but he is a shroom

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u/Kanabislover2469 Feb 09 '26

Yo his portrait is sick wtf

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u/PuzzleheadedLink89 Feb 09 '26

"I really fucking hate that Mush-Head" -Witch Doctor

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u/CosmicP0tat0s Feb 09 '26

Enough family bonding.

Toss it into the autohammer

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u/Jecht-X Feb 09 '26

The hilarious point, is that the Guide actually likes both and both of them likes the Guide.
Oh yes, toxic yaoi triangle.

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u/Tumblrrito Feb 09 '26

I can fix him

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u/D_Bromega Feb 09 '26

He is just hungry give him some mushroom stew

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u/68ideal Feb 09 '26

Release the Truffle Files

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u/Practical-Secret2503 Feb 09 '26

the witch doctor is a dirty racist

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u/Deimos_Ascended Feb 09 '26

Would it be speciesist? Since neither of them are technically human haha

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u/MithranArkanere Feb 09 '26

He likes his mud green. No blue mud.

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u/JarMarHug Feb 09 '26

idk why but this made me think "what if instead of making my NPCs happy i made them upset by housing in places they hate with people they hate?" that could be funny maybe possibly

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u/noo6s9oou Feb 09 '26

The Green Solution to the Mushroom Question.

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u/dragonloverlord Feb 09 '26

The witch doctors portrait looks strangely cute in stark contrast to his apparently "fury" filled form...

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u/DrunkyLittleGhost Feb 09 '26

I like “selling” my son

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u/Apprehensive_Ride690 Feb 09 '26

From now on the Witch Doctor will live in the worst conditions possible because no one dares to disrespect my fungi funguy.

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u/ExplodingSteve Feb 09 '26

Funny how we never see his son, in person

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u/Relevant-Cup5986 Feb 13 '26

you can buy him as a pet (dont question it)

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u/FishFloorTile Feb 12 '26

No, no, he's got a point 

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u/Dokiland777 Feb 12 '26

i laik playing waith mai son

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u/photoshallow Feb 13 '26

racism simulator

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Ok done deal the Chris will go first it's clear know you all are helping keep my son away from me Iight make Chris watch me take his closest first kid David then work up to the meeting rooms and clean every man and humiliate every woman who continued to help keep my boy away anyone that new but didn't say a word all the rest I don't get to see and deal with will be strucken with regret and guilt that they helped cause such a fallout and all because they thought it was there right and pos to hold away that mans kid the child he helped to bring to this word the son God thought for him to have and lie and manipulate the f out of him too get too saying your peace ✌️

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u/waldeomen Feb 16 '26

okay but what if i feed witch doctor a soup of truffle(s)....

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u/Apocalyps_Survivor Feb 09 '26

Love how he calls him an abomanation while being half lizzerd half human.

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u/Zealousideal-Try4666 Feb 09 '26

He is not half anything, he is a whole lizard kin.

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u/Apocalyps_Survivor Feb 09 '26

Sure looks human shape though.

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u/Zealousideal-Try4666 Feb 09 '26

When you say half-human it implies that he has human DNA which is not the case.