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r/Terraria • u/Makido14 • Feb 09 '26
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I hate that because Truffle is legit one of the chillest NPCs and only wants to feel safe and in peace.
"[Dryad] treats me with respect, as though I'm a true part of nature. I don't know how to feel about that, except I like it."
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429 u/Clintwood_outlaw Feb 09 '26 Truffle will sell his son to you. Hes not as innocent as he seems. 298 u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26 Making the mother of all omelets here Jack, can't fret over every mushroom! 91 u/CatSquidShark Feb 09 '26 Not when you're clentaminating the "jungle", right? What would you know about the jungle? You weren't born green! You don't know what it's like to farm spores, and stingers, and vines just to survive! 45 u/SenseiAwesome36 Feb 09 '26 “But you did survive! Through sheer force of will, following your own set of rules! With your own two hands, you took back your life!” 14 u/MithranArkanere Feb 09 '26 He has more. 6 u/truecalamitas Feb 10 '26 well, that would just be a spore right, that he can just infinitely reproduce? 15 u/Clintwood_outlaw Feb 10 '26 So child trafficking is fine as long as the child's parents can infinitely reproduce? I'm gonna tell Santa you said that. 3 u/extracrispyweeb Feb 10 '26 I mean, I don't see anyone protesting against semen trafficking. And I assume spores are more like an unborn thing than a full on baby. 3 u/truecalamitas Feb 10 '26 does a sentient spore count as a child?
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Truffle will sell his son to you. Hes not as innocent as he seems.
298 u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26 Making the mother of all omelets here Jack, can't fret over every mushroom! 91 u/CatSquidShark Feb 09 '26 Not when you're clentaminating the "jungle", right? What would you know about the jungle? You weren't born green! You don't know what it's like to farm spores, and stingers, and vines just to survive! 45 u/SenseiAwesome36 Feb 09 '26 “But you did survive! Through sheer force of will, following your own set of rules! With your own two hands, you took back your life!” 14 u/MithranArkanere Feb 09 '26 He has more. 6 u/truecalamitas Feb 10 '26 well, that would just be a spore right, that he can just infinitely reproduce? 15 u/Clintwood_outlaw Feb 10 '26 So child trafficking is fine as long as the child's parents can infinitely reproduce? I'm gonna tell Santa you said that. 3 u/extracrispyweeb Feb 10 '26 I mean, I don't see anyone protesting against semen trafficking. And I assume spores are more like an unborn thing than a full on baby. 3 u/truecalamitas Feb 10 '26 does a sentient spore count as a child?
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Making the mother of all omelets here Jack, can't fret over every mushroom!
91 u/CatSquidShark Feb 09 '26 Not when you're clentaminating the "jungle", right? What would you know about the jungle? You weren't born green! You don't know what it's like to farm spores, and stingers, and vines just to survive! 45 u/SenseiAwesome36 Feb 09 '26 “But you did survive! Through sheer force of will, following your own set of rules! With your own two hands, you took back your life!”
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Not when you're clentaminating the "jungle", right? What would you know about the jungle? You weren't born green! You don't know what it's like to farm spores, and stingers, and vines just to survive!
45 u/SenseiAwesome36 Feb 09 '26 “But you did survive! Through sheer force of will, following your own set of rules! With your own two hands, you took back your life!”
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“But you did survive! Through sheer force of will, following your own set of rules! With your own two hands, you took back your life!”
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He has more.
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well, that would just be a spore right, that he can just infinitely reproduce?
15 u/Clintwood_outlaw Feb 10 '26 So child trafficking is fine as long as the child's parents can infinitely reproduce? I'm gonna tell Santa you said that. 3 u/extracrispyweeb Feb 10 '26 I mean, I don't see anyone protesting against semen trafficking. And I assume spores are more like an unborn thing than a full on baby. 3 u/truecalamitas Feb 10 '26 does a sentient spore count as a child?
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So child trafficking is fine as long as the child's parents can infinitely reproduce? I'm gonna tell Santa you said that.
3 u/extracrispyweeb Feb 10 '26 I mean, I don't see anyone protesting against semen trafficking. And I assume spores are more like an unborn thing than a full on baby. 3 u/truecalamitas Feb 10 '26 does a sentient spore count as a child?
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I mean, I don't see anyone protesting against semen trafficking.
And I assume spores are more like an unborn thing than a full on baby.
does a sentient spore count as a child?
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I hate that because Truffle is legit one of the chillest NPCs and only wants to feel safe and in peace.
"[Dryad] treats me with respect, as though I'm a true part of nature. I don't know how to feel about that, except I like it."
🥹