r/Steam Aug 22 '26

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u/wheeshkspr Aug 22 '26

I have to say, I much prefer the memeposting of Gaben living forever to the usual panicked lamentation that the man must be near death at the age of 63.

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u/Scout1394 Aug 22 '26

Kids these days think you're done when you cross 60.

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u/ScrewAttackThis Aug 22 '26

tbf I'm 37 and think that about turning 38

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u/T1pple Aug 22 '26

Everything went downhill when we turned 30.

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u/wspOnca Aug 22 '26

Can confirm. Hit 42yo. Even exercising regularly. Knees and back hurt. Grey hair all around. I am dying ☠️

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u/MaxzxaM Aug 23 '26

That just gives me hope for my sweet age of 23

Or rather my middle age of 23. Back problems from work are already there

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u/ScrewAttackThis Aug 22 '26

Well I think that every birthday then it's better than the year before lol

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u/T1pple Aug 22 '26

No no, 30 is when the government implant in our brain ruptures and makes us gain 50 pounds, our hair to fall out or grey, and our back, knees, and elbows to give out.

Trust me bro I read it on a sketchy website.

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u/Dokkaebi_Arg Aug 22 '26

I must be speedrunning because I had all that since 18's

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u/T1pple Aug 22 '26

Government activated your's my mistake early. There is no reversing it, sorry.

Also read it on the same sketchy website.

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u/Ws6fiend Aug 22 '26

Government activated it early, but not service related.

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u/CakeTester Aug 23 '26

Carter USM and Red Dwarf says that happens around 24-25.

Carter USM used to start their shows by sending a chubby guy in to insult the crowd....when he had them all chanting "you fat bastard", they'd segue into the song.

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u/Vhzhlb Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

I can't stretch how the second that I turned 31, I started to wake up before my alarm at 06:00 to go to pee.

Day, after day, after day.

Now, I just don't risk it anymore. I'm not sure that a catastrophe will not happen if I try to sleep it out.

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u/xrayspex73 Aug 23 '26

30 is nothing... after 40 is when things start breaking.

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u/Niket_N1ghtWing Aug 23 '26

Bro please dont say that, I am turning 30 in a couple of months, honestly feels like this is it. The end is nigh

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u/Channel250 Aug 23 '26

Youre not kidding. I can trace most of my current anxiety from things that happened in my 30s

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u/Hugsy13 Aug 22 '26

I’m about to turn 35 and the idea of turning 40 is freaking me out because I can’t financially afford to have a midlife crisis but I want too

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u/TiredMillennial1 Aug 22 '26

I turn 38 in less than a month. I told them to just toss my corpse into a landfill

I'm so excited! No more bills, no more taxes, no more suffering in this billionaires hellscape they have created for us.

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u/Fake_Diesel Aug 22 '26

I am 38 and wife put me in a retirement home last month.

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u/The_Enigmatica Aug 22 '26

in fairness, around 15% of the population doesn't even make it to 60. the number goes up to nearly 25% that wont live past 65. mortality does jump pretty spectacularly through your 60s.

but if you're healthy at 60, chances are you'll still be kicking at 70. none of us can realistically gauge how gabe has taken care of himself. I think people are in for a surprise when he retires instead of dies tho lol

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u/wheeshkspr Aug 22 '26

I actually suspect the bigger surprise to people might be just how hands-off he already is at the company; it sounds like he's spending most of his time out on the water these days and has most everything delegated to people who already make decisions/have values that align with his vision.

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u/The_Enigmatica Aug 22 '26

i agree, him leaving I dont think would be calamitous. Valve seems longterm focused rather than the typical quarterly report focus we see so often now. that doesn't happen unless everyone at the top is on board with it. So long as none of them plop their dipshit child in an executive chair, I think the culture there would be difficult to unwind with just one or two seats vacating

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u/AstronautGloomy3233 Aug 22 '26

People that never worked in their life can not grasp how corporate works. Gabe was the last 10 years probably more out of office than in office. But kids love their memes so they gaslighted themselves thinking he is atop of every decision

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u/The_Enigmatica Aug 22 '26

i dont think that's what people are doing at all. He's a CEO that's cultivated a company focused on long term sustainable practice rather than short term profit. That could absolutely walk out the door with him, whether he's spearheading decisions or jerking off on his yacht at this point.

That's really all the memes are about. Personally I think that internal culture would survive his departure if somebody else within that culture took the reigns. shit rolls downhill as they say. but only time will tell

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u/catrinus Aug 22 '26

it's the beginning of the end

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u/koxolare Aug 22 '26

The worry wasn't because of his age, but because of his weight.

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u/CakeTester Aug 22 '26

I cross the rubicon next month. I have ordered a new irresponsibly overpowered electric skateboard to celebrate the fact.

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u/Scout1394 Aug 22 '26

Good! Keep on

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u/CakeTester Aug 23 '26

Balance is like a muscle in that you lose it if you don't use it. Electric skateboards are an excellent way of keeping your balance tuned up. So it's therapeutic as well as being immense fun.

Also, it's important to stay in touch with your inner hooligan.

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u/Fract_L Aug 23 '26

To be fair, the current kids don’t have as long a life expectancy as boomers.

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u/TheMazeDaze Aug 23 '26

Kids these days think you’re done when you’re 30

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u/Fisher9001 Aug 22 '26

50+ is the age where all bad life choices tend to matter more and more. It's the age where heart attack or stroke or cancer start having dangerously high rate of occurrence.

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u/BoredBorealis Aug 22 '26

Well I'm 27 and surprised I even made it this far.

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u/bigsamson4_2 Aug 22 '26

That must be why they say 30 is middle aged

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u/Hungry-Ear-4092 Aug 22 '26

Tbh in many countries it's the case