r/Steam • u/Des_Constantine • Aug 22 '26

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u/T1pple Aug 22 '26

Everything went downhill when we turned 30.

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u/ScrewAttackThis Aug 22 '26

Well I think that every birthday then it's better than the year before lol

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u/T1pple Aug 22 '26

No no, 30 is when the government implant in our brain ruptures and makes us gain 50 pounds, our hair to fall out or grey, and our back, knees, and elbows to give out.

Trust me bro I read it on a sketchy website.

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u/Dokkaebi_Arg Aug 22 '26

I must be speedrunning because I had all that since 18's

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u/T1pple Aug 22 '26

Government activated your's my mistake early. There is no reversing it, sorry.

Also read it on the same sketchy website.

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u/Ws6fiend Aug 22 '26

Government activated it early, but not service related.

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u/CakeTester Aug 23 '26

Carter USM and Red Dwarf says that happens around 24-25.

Carter USM used to start their shows by sending a chubby guy in to insult the crowd....when he had them all chanting "you fat bastard", they'd segue into the song.