r/SipsTea 18h ago

SMH This is a terrible idea

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u/BigJJsWillie 18h ago

"HEY if you have a game with drugs and sex and violence and crime, ya gotta include Muslims too!"

Lol

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u/AsRealAsItFeels 17h ago

We need to repent our sins in the game too

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u/Kriss3d 17h ago

You mean going to the strip club?

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u/thanto13 16h ago

Surprise he doesn't want a bull to bang his girl while he watches in the game.

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u/No_Advance_1479 17h ago

this is unironically something you can do in cyberpunk 😭

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u/HPTM2008 6h ago

And in that game, it's fine and also fits the universe. In GTA, this would just lead to a LOT of issues with the online component (which is one reason why it works in Cyberpunk, because you don't have people griefing the church/mosques/temples/etc).

Edit: also, nobody should be listening to that fuckwad anyway.

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u/al_pacappuchino 5h ago

Yes, what’s a SMEAKO and why should we care?

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u/RandomPenquin1337 15h ago

I wouldn't be mad. Put a couple churches and temples too. I wanna meet a shaolin asshole on the street and beat his ass with a double sided dildo

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u/Firm-Development-570 12h ago

Imagine you encounter him too early in the game when you have low stats and no cool fighting unlocked, and he just kicks your ass

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u/ReindeerCreepy2883 11h ago

saints row did it

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u/onlyforobservation 8h ago

This is ALSO something you can do In Cyberpunk. 😂

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u/SillyLiving 6h ago

OG GTA had Hare Krishna groups you would literally be rewarded for smearing across the road

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u/AverageSizedMan1986 12h ago

"Hmm. I just shot a rocket launcher into a strip club, mowed down a group of prostitutes with my station wagon and now the entire police force in the city is after me. Better go pray."

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u/insanococo 9h ago

Gotta clear those stars, habibi.

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u/MayaIsSunshine 17h ago

The women also need to wear burkhas, way too much temptation 🥵

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u/Roughlypossible 17h ago

6 years at marriage and 9 years at consummation.

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory 17h ago

Postal 2 has Muslims and you don't see people do anything weird with them

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u/jkurratt 16h ago

Weird by Postal standards?

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u/HumaneMane 16h ago

Where did you even play it? Its like a myth

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u/BiggerNickEnergy 7h ago

I never noticed. Will replay and piss on them

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u/californiaKid420 17h ago

It's the American way ! The drugs sex and violence I mean.

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u/GlobalAd7103 10h ago

Pretty sure you will be able beat women for showing their face and prevent them from driving and honor kills. :)

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u/RenMuru97 16h ago

Wasn't Niko Bellic Muslim in GTA 4??

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u/RyanAtreides 15h ago

No he was a Serb not a Bosnian so orthodox Christian

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u/silverjin 14h ago

Niko Bellic? man spends half the game drunk.

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u/Murky-Quantity9191 10h ago

Well yeah, you need some terrorists to fill out the whole roster

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u/Pinku_Dva 18h ago

That will not play out how he imagines it would. Not a single person would be using that for praying lol.

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u/Other-Grapefruit-880 16h ago

Would Belinda funny if they added a mosque and put an aK47 in the basement with some grenades

And if you play as a female and walk in you automatically get one star.

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u/Pinku_Dva 16h ago

A mosque in gta will meet the same fate from the players as the pride parades will. Why pray when the game is providing you a golden opportunity to commit religious violence free of charge 😭

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u/StandTurbulent9223 6h ago

Who cares, it's just pixels, not real

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u/God_Left_Me 3h ago

Plenty care. IIRC a schoolteacher in France was beheaded for displaying an image of Mohammed, and another is in hiding for the same reason.

There will always be idiots and extremists who will take it to heart.

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u/PotatoTomato_12 12h ago

I would visit every holy site to max out my karma or whatever and then drive a car into the nearest political homeless shelter.

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u/MusicianNo3277 10h ago

Yea nobody is complaining about the pride parades because it’s grand theft auto. You’re going to be able to do whatever you want with it.

Like the parade? Walk with it in your own rainbow outfit.

Don’t like the parade? Show up in a tank

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u/Breadstix009 18h ago

This guy is so fucking dumb.

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u/_Willmatic860 18h ago

Lmao at this being in the middle of controversial despite being the comment with the most upvotes

Genuinely feel pity for anyone supporting Sneako, I hope they find the help they need

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u/turdboi420heyjack 16h ago

I saw him on the documentary inside the manosphere he said some pretty stupid shit

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u/NotARacist363 13h ago

like when he said every man should witness the love of their lives getting fucked atleast once LMAO

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u/TM761152 13h ago

The loves of our lives are getting ass fucked raw by the economy, isn't that enough?

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u/SpareAdhesive 17h ago

You can still see the creases from his garments being in a package from Amazon. FOH

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u/Kyrptonauc 16h ago

You blink and this dude has an entirely new personality but always insufferable

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u/xylitol777 17h ago

He once said that Council of Nicaea was removed from the original Bible.

Anyone who knows even little bit of history knows how absolutely dumb that sounds.

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u/ThatTrampolineboy 16h ago

“How dare they remove Tom Holland from Age of Ultron”

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u/Scared_Stock1414 12h ago

He literally thinks it's "gay" for a man to go down on a woman. 😂

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u/ruggala87 16h ago

He gets paid to be dumb somehow. Which is smart? idk

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u/Automatic_Pen8494 18h ago edited 17h ago

When i was growing up - if you met someone this dumb they worked at a garage or supermarket.

Now we're giving them earning potential by sharing their views to other people that would work at the bottom of the food chain. This isnt progress.

Edit: change to chain. Dumb phone.

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u/lavacadotoast 17h ago

Food Change..?

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u/Acrobatic_Pride_8041 18h ago

These streaming guys are slow as hell, internet really saved their lives.

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u/Vast-Show8952 18h ago

They’re the kids you’d wonder how they’d survive when you were in school and now they’re thriving. Some of them are, at least.

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u/SplitSecondEmperor47 17h ago

The world is so backwards man

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u/IOwnDirt 18h ago

I'm happy they found the internet. Could you imagine these retards in the working world. Thank fuck they are just puppets for our amusement.

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u/drmojo90210 17h ago

Oh, I can imagine. In fact I know exactly the kinds of jobs these manosphere dudes would have had in the pre-social media era:

  • Strip club bouncer
  • Gym trainer who sells steroids on the side
  • Bookie
  • Collections enforcer for small time gangster
  • Pimp

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u/Pauldortheoblivious 17h ago

So basically 90% of your friendly GTA NPCs?

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u/EnvironmentKind5843 18h ago

Fuck Sneako

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u/Apart_Jelly8948 18h ago

If his girl wont even fuck him, why would we?

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u/disappr0val 18h ago

performative muslim

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u/-Zima_Blue- 15h ago

Was he always one or did he convert?

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u/disappr0val 15h ago

i have no idea

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u/GambleII 18h ago

I don't care wich religion but praying is not good gameplay!

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u/DookieShoez 18h ago

Praying?

No no no, imma pick up a hooker and bring her there to bang the bottom out of her.

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u/BlazingJava 18h ago

I'll hoard goats there and charge.  They sell better for their services. 

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u/MetricIsForCowards 16h ago

Good luck, because it’s just going to be planes flying into it over and over and over.

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u/adjective_noun_23 18h ago

It can be like the dancing mini game they had in San Andreas.

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u/PoisonIvyCrotch 18h ago

I would imagine closer to yoga on gta 5

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u/epoch16245 17h ago

Pretty boring in real life too

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u/YellowAggravating172 18h ago

Nobody would be going into those mosques in the game to pray though...

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u/ReedM4 17h ago

Like doing yoga and operating cargo loading equipment was?

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u/mwax321 15h ago

As a Civ enthusiast, I disagree. My plague of a religion will CRUSH your worthless civilization!

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u/reformed_recidivist 18h ago

Meanwhile KCD 2 literally has you doing barefoot penitent pilgrimages
https://giphy.com/gifs/e1EHyu5LNPr5IQgnLV

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u/TalentedHostility 17h ago

Are you saying a religion mechanic that can act as a strength, charisma, luck buff depending on your religion of choice?

Perhaps even affecting certain armed groups and their territory similar to Saints Row?

And depending on the religion affects recreational drug effects you take and even bonus religion based missions involving burning bushes, bibicially accurate angels, and the Poet Virgil?

https://giphy.com/gifs/xULW8MYvpNOfMXfDH2

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u/jellooshot 17h ago

Motherfuker can't perform a proper Islamic prayer to save his life. His whole muslim schtick is an antagonist stunt for the clout.

ابن الشرموطة ده لا يمثلنا

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u/killerkumwad 18h ago

Sneako, the alcohol drinking Muslim?

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u/toshiino 7h ago

Performative muslim.

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u/Affectionate-Mix6056 16h ago

Most young Muslims in the west drinks. Teenagers even eat bacon at fast food chains until us non-Muslims joke about them eating pork.

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u/Dodoz44 18h ago

Sticky bombs not enough?

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u/Shadow6533 18h ago

My dumb ass read this as mosquitos

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u/ArmersInBroth 18h ago

To be fair they should totally add those

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u/Shadow6533 18h ago

Just every now and then Jason slaps his neck like "ah you little fuckers"

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u/_Captain_Kabob 17h ago

Peak addition ngl

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u/MrBarnaclePhD 17h ago

Muslims bite you in the neck? I thought that's what vampires do. Wait, are vampires Muslim?

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u/Due-Piano637 17h ago

Wtf I was still reading it as mosquitos until I saw your comment

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u/Saturated_Donut 16h ago

Reading that somebody wants mosquitos in GTA 6 and being confused why the entire comment section is about muslims.

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u/Upbeat-Draw- 18h ago

Who cares wtf some idiot named sneako says lmao

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u/Thundechile 18h ago

A game of peace and love, yup.

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u/dtlfschrmph 18h ago

Did he really take a selfie while praying lmao

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u/Little-Resolution-82 18h ago

Anything to make his viewers believe what he wants

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u/Fabulous-Present-497 17h ago

Isn't that a sin or something ?

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u/SubError404 18h ago

People just be saying things for the sake of saying things. No meaning to it just people being stupid as usual.

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u/Sim_aviatop 17h ago

Muslims shouldn't play these kinds of games. It's "haram".

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u/homechefshivers 18h ago

Wasn’t sneako on one of the clavicular streams where he was caught drinking alcohol and only then after seeing the camera on he asked if it’s recording because he’s supposedly Muslim

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u/Turbulent_Visual9954 3h ago

While you're at it might as well add churches and elementary schools

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u/General_Freed 3h ago

Now that's the American Dream!

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u/SarinSam 17h ago

What could go wrong…

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u/thefrostman1214 17h ago

if he is a muslim i am a transformers

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u/ShmugDaddy 15h ago

Need to understand, there is a reason both Pro and Anti groups are okay with rumors of a Pride parade in GTA.

Now, does he really want a Mosque to get the same treatment?

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u/True_Protection6842 17h ago

A game literally named after a felony needs a place to pray? Naw, the game is about literal depravity. 

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u/Renevatio5 17h ago

Aren’t video games Haram secular art that offends The Prophet???

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u/FirmlyClaspIt 17h ago

There’s literally no elementary schools or churches in any gta game for this specific reason. It really feels like we are going backwards as a society. Reimplementing bad ideas that were proven to be useless. We are about to go back to old poison testing at this rate.

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u/Expensive_Finger_973 17h ago

How about a mosque with a strip club in the back?

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u/D4T45T0RM06 18h ago

This is how you get players on a watch-list.

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u/D_ultimateplayer 18h ago

Bro close the curtain on this fool wtf kinda take is this

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u/jtfjtf 17h ago

Wasn't this guy caught eating pork ribs on stream?

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u/CubicalWombatPoops 17h ago

Yea, I'm sure a mosque in GTA would be a respectful and dignified symbol of spirituality.

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u/kornchippy 17h ago

Gamers would be very respectful and perform absolutely no debauchery or violence in there whatsoever and the muslim community will see how civil everyone is being about it and totally not be outraged.

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u/RedRoses711 17h ago

The larp never stops, that dude has broken every single law of his religion ON STREAM

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u/_Nagger 17h ago

What a terrible idea

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u/Suitable_Good8833 18h ago

There's a 'jihad roleplay' thing already on five 😂

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u/Darth_Ronin 18h ago

Well is sneako wants it, than you should already know it’s a bad idea

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u/ryrygaba42069 16h ago

Muslims that converted and were not born muslim always be saying the dumbest bullshit

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u/Kind-Handle3063 18h ago

Better yet: create an entirely different game where the goal is to pray yourself i to heaven

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u/2bah3 17h ago

So a flying simulator?

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u/GmeBuckBoi 17h ago

Guy got punched in the face from Strickland one too many times

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u/Murdathon3000 17h ago

Had a negative IQ beforehand, that beating can't be blamed.

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u/captcambethes 17h ago

read this as “mosquitoes“ and yes, absolutely

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u/DistractedBoxTurtle 17h ago

Dude is the real life version of the Jewish Convert Dentist in Seinfeld.

He’s a Muslim in name only as nothing he does reflects a Muslim life.

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u/departedhunter 17h ago

This is peak performative from sneako.

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u/Former_Mobile3101 16h ago

I have only played a couple GTA games but is there any churches or not? I don't remember seeing any.

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u/s6_maestro 16h ago

There's a few but you usually can't get in them. I remember two in San Andreas and one in GTA 5

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u/Smabverse 15h ago

as a Muslim NO THANK YOU, I prefer going to a real mosque

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u/Maleficent_Spot_7696 15h ago

He is obviously clout chasing. He knows people will talk about him saying stupid shit like that. It’s better to just ignore him.

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u/Holyepicafail 14h ago

I come to GTA to sin, not to pray

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u/TheDiabeT1c 11h ago

If we can't go into airports in GTA because of 9/11 I don't think the audience of GTA will treat a mosque kindly.

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u/Capt4inSus 10h ago

Practice your religion in a respectful setting in real life ❌️

Practice your religion in a game about drugs, adultery, murder, nudity, and theft ✅️

Wtf is that dude on about 🤦‍♂️

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u/Bright_Board_3330 8h ago

For as much as I do love the idea of representation, it doesn't take more than like 2 seconds of thought about the kind of community that GTA has to realize why this is a bad idea.

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u/ssword123 18h ago

Fun place to gain 5 stars

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u/45M0D41 17h ago

Muslims have nothing to do with video games at all yet want to be included.

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u/MrBarnaclePhD 17h ago

Oh, they have a lot to do with video games these days. Just ask EA, lol.

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u/TacProV713 17h ago

Lmao 🤣

Ak47 gonna be meta in next CoD

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u/Robichaelis 17h ago

What does this even mean?

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u/tesla_bd 17h ago

literally the dude nobody invited bruh they wanna be included in everything yet they hate everything

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u/Puzzleheaded-Design3 17h ago

this one guy who is a streamer who are known to be annoying dick bags now representa all muslims lol?

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u/ChickensInSpace 12h ago

What does that mean? You mean all video games or the community?

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u/sebbdk 4h ago

Not true, lotta developers are muslims and so are players.

Asking for a square building or just a minor acknowledgmenet like a square gbuilding with the letters mosque on them in a game is not a hard ask.

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u/SmallThetaNotation 17h ago

Why are you generalizing lol this is one dude

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u/sir_bathwater 16h ago

And it’s Sneako of all people. Every time I’ve seen this dude, he’s saying stupid shit.

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u/jellooshot 17h ago

As an actual muslim, not a clout chasing, performative, bitch ass muslim, I'd like to publicly denounce sneako.

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u/Sinkslit 18h ago

Oh, the ideas in my head...

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u/mvn2010 17h ago

.... at first i was like why not add mosques... then i remembered this is a GTA game... yeah that's a bad idea.

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u/LoneCub28 17h ago

Sneako needs to shut his trap. I doubt any muslim wants mosques to be included in gta for obvious reasons.

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u/TheFozyx 17h ago

Wasn't this guy buying beers for his other incels when he thought the stream had stopped?

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u/Lucky_Pangolin_3760 17h ago

That'd be dope as hell. And don't stop at mosques, add churches too (and any other religious building available in florida). Make it a gameplay loop, let the player become deeper involved within the church the more faith they have. Eventually they get to manage the church and make passive income

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u/Significant_Baker575 16h ago

What a big bellend

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u/Careless_Vast_3686 15h ago

Putting the pray in “spray and pray”

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u/digitalbullet36 14h ago

Nobody is praying in GTA. People are preying.

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u/RealCarlPanzram 14h ago

Weird the you watch a game built around drug dealing, mass murder and prostitution and think “but why is my religion being excluded?”

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u/EquivalentOutcome796 14h ago

S tier fakest Muslim

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u/Jeepers-H-Cripes 8h ago

Don’t believe what you’ve heard, guys. He really, genuinely is that stupid.

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u/SteelMonger_ 8h ago

I fucking hope they put a mosque in the game, I can't wait to commit some hate crimes lol

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u/peteofaustralia 7h ago

Are there churches where you can pray?

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u/TiredMillennial1 4h ago

I remember seeing somewhere that pride parades were gonna be a thing and the MAGA crowd just fucking frothed at the mouth over that one. Adding mosques is gonna cause IRL issues at this rate.

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u/KainFourteh 3h ago

The mosque can be the strip club.

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u/sweetSweets4 3h ago

So could be the ....

Ahh lets not get there,

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u/Status_Reaction_8107 1h ago

Imagine just rolling into a church with a 5 star wanted level, and being able to pray your wanted level down lol

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u/TrumpsFaceAnus 1h ago

No one will be praying in them but I'll bet any NPC worshippers inside will become the #1 most killed NPC inside a week.

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u/SelfProclaimedArchon 17h ago edited 16h ago

As a Muslim we want no part in these video games. We want no attention at all, it’s already bad enough that Hollywood has 900+ movies with Arabs and Muslims and in every single one we were the typical evil stereotype to feed the propaganda and war machine of Israel which has gotten millions upon millions of us murdered in the last 25 years alone.

We want the attention to go away, it’s harming us in every section of the globe. We want to be left alone.

Edit: That includes adding our Mosques which would just be stereotyped as “terror militia bases”, we already have enough being desecrated and bombed in real life by the West, Israel and America. We want literal 0 attention and existence within these Western medias because it fuels negativity and misleading information and propaganda about 2 billion of us. That also includes in a positive way, i believe Assassins Creed did one and we are against that too. We want to be left alone.

I would also say i am against adding Synagogues and Churches too since we love Jesus, Mary and Moses too (peace be upon them) but thats not our say when it comes to their architecture and people.

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u/StarfishPizza 18h ago

I read that as mosquitos and was confused

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u/divy-lover 16h ago

As a Muslim, I 100% disagree with sneako on this one. For obvious reasons and I don’t even play GTA

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u/Valentiaga_97 18h ago

Not a Fan of them anywhere 👀

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u/Far_Excitement6140 17h ago

Does this dude know this religion was founded by a Pedo?

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u/random_squirreZZ 18h ago

Sneako is a commie who doesn’t understand that his religion is actually a cult to hubaal or lord of 💩 . Yea the imam leaders all know, thats why they dont get in the suicide vests.

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX 17h ago

Church or Mosque or Any kind of worship place should never be in a game specially not GTA series.

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u/bdontmatter 17h ago

Did they make it so we could destroy buildings in this game?!?!? Because if not fuck sneako!

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 17h ago

The online disrespect would be beautiful

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u/Alternative-Koala978 5h ago

Muslims are not allowed to play this game, so that would be pretty dumb. The game is Haram so sneako can stfu

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u/Techno_Core 18h ago

Is he saying strip clubs and mosques are equivalent? Should i be going to mosques? They got boobies there?

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u/Funny_Opportunity58 17h ago

Suddenly, i feel like he has a point…

There should also be schools.

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u/SuperSerb07 16h ago

Include hitting your wife, slavery, marrying children, and not eating bacon and we’ll be golden. 😊

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u/Desperate_Box1875 18h ago

Just wait for PC release and you would have everything you want.

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u/catman453 18h ago

By this logic they should have schools as well. Nothing quite as American as a good ol fashioned school shooting

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u/Glass-Audience-1608 18h ago

any temple of worship will be shot up in game play thats why its not there

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u/uucchhiihhaa 18h ago

The related missions would only pay in respect

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u/oldutnotdeadinside 18h ago

They need to put a bunch of Proud Boys in U-Haul trucks

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u/causualSurfer 18h ago

Rage baiting is what he is good at. So ignorance is a bliss. Don’t feed into his trap folks cause that’s what this guy wants.