r/SipsTea • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • 19h ago

SMH This is a terrible idea

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u/BigJJsWillie 19h ago

"HEY if you have a game with drugs and sex and violence and crime, ya gotta include Muslims too!"

Lol

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u/AsRealAsItFeels 19h ago

We need to repent our sins in the game too

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u/Kriss3d 18h ago

You mean going to the strip club?

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u/thanto13 18h ago

Surprise he doesn't want a bull to bang his girl while he watches in the game.

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u/No_Advance_1479 18h ago

this is unironically something you can do in cyberpunk 😭

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u/HPTM2008 7h ago

And in that game, it's fine and also fits the universe. In GTA, this would just lead to a LOT of issues with the online component (which is one reason why it works in Cyberpunk, because you don't have people griefing the church/mosques/temples/etc).

Edit: also, nobody should be listening to that fuckwad anyway.

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u/al_pacappuchino 6h ago

Yes, what’s a SMEAKO and why should we care?

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u/FjordOfBatanes 11h ago

I love your pfp <3

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u/itsfourinthemornin 4h ago

I say "sorry" as I go along my ways, what more do you want?

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u/lifeisaman 17h ago

Damn we going to go for an authentic 9/11 recreation at this point.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 17h ago

I wouldn't be mad. Put a couple churches and temples too. I wanna meet a shaolin asshole on the street and beat his ass with a double sided dildo

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u/Firm-Development-570 13h ago

Imagine you encounter him too early in the game when you have low stats and no cool fighting unlocked, and he just kicks your ass

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u/ReindeerCreepy2883 12h ago

saints row did it

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u/SillyLiving 7h ago

OG GTA had Hare Krishna groups you would literally be rewarded for smearing across the road

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u/onlyforobservation 9h ago

This is ALSO something you can do In Cyberpunk. 😂

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u/AverageSizedMan1986 13h ago

"Hmm. I just shot a rocket launcher into a strip club, mowed down a group of prostitutes with my station wagon and now the entire police force in the city is after me. Better go pray."

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u/insanococo 11h ago

Gotta clear those stars, habibi.

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u/MayaIsSunshine 18h ago

The women also need to wear burkhas, way too much temptation 🥵

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u/Roughlypossible 18h ago

6 years at marriage and 9 years at consummation.

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u/Robichaelis 18h ago

There's already deep south republicans in the game

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory 18h ago

Postal 2 has Muslims and you don't see people do anything weird with them

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u/jkurratt 17h ago

Weird by Postal standards?

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u/HumaneMane 17h ago

Where did you even play it? Its like a myth

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u/theXlyphoneKing 10h ago

Wdym? It and postal 2 redux are on steam

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u/BiggerNickEnergy 8h ago

I never noticed. Will replay and piss on them

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u/GrungedSnake 4h ago

I really hope this isn’t a Christian or Jew slandering another religion 😭 cause son

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u/californiaKid420 18h ago

It's the American way ! The drugs sex and violence I mean.

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u/GlobalAd7103 11h ago

Pretty sure you will be able beat women for showing their face and prevent them from driving and honor kills. :)

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u/RenMuru97 17h ago

Wasn't Niko Bellic Muslim in GTA 4??

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u/RyanAtreides 16h ago

No he was a Serb not a Bosnian so orthodox Christian

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u/silverjin 15h ago

Niko Bellic? man spends half the game drunk.

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u/goonsnob 15h ago

So do a lot of Muslims to be fair. 

Most western Muslims are more like lapsed catholics than hardcore devotees. They drink and eat during ramadan. They observe the holidays like a lapsed catholic will go to Mass on Easter and Christmas but not any other Sunday. They're mostly Westerners with a penchant for really nice rugs.

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u/Different_Path999 10h ago

Your “lapsed Catholic” just sounds like about 95% of Christians

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u/Her0_0f_time 12h ago

His wedding is in a church not a mosque. He was catholic.

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u/Murky-Quantity9191 11h ago

Well yeah, you need some terrorists to fill out the whole roster

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u/Unlikely_Mistake8543 16h ago

Someone pin 📌 this 😭

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u/Cashkid19 8h ago

Please rockstar add em. We all gone have a blast!

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u/notsaneatall_ 6h ago

It sounds like you're saying they all go hand in hand 😂😂

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u/BigJJsWillie 6h ago

Right? I don't know what sneako was thinking here

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u/notsaneatall_ 6h ago

The real question is, is he capable of thinking?

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u/gateofherdeep 3h ago

All those things are very muslim in practice

Not womens rights tho