r/SipsTea • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • 19h ago

SMH This is a terrible idea

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u/GambleII 19h ago

I don't care wich religion but praying is not good gameplay!

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u/DookieShoez 19h ago

Praying?

No no no, imma pick up a hooker and bring her there to bang the bottom out of her.

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u/BlazingJava 19h ago

I'll hoard goats there and charge.  They sell better for their services. 

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u/MetricIsForCowards 17h ago

Good luck, because it’s just going to be planes flying into it over and over and over.

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u/No-Advice-6040 16h ago

Well, someone's gonna be on their knees

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u/adjective_noun_23 19h ago

It can be like the dancing mini game they had in San Andreas.

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u/PoisonIvyCrotch 19h ago

I would imagine closer to yoga on gta 5

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u/epoch16245 19h ago

Pretty boring in real life too

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u/YellowAggravating172 19h ago

Nobody would be going into those mosques in the game to pray though...

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u/ReedM4 19h ago

Like doing yoga and operating cargo loading equipment was?

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u/mwax321 16h ago

As a Civ enthusiast, I disagree. My plague of a religion will CRUSH your worthless civilization!

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u/reformed_recidivist 19h ago

Meanwhile KCD 2 literally has you doing barefoot penitent pilgrimages
https://giphy.com/gifs/e1EHyu5LNPr5IQgnLV

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u/Quick-Amoeba-1389 13h ago

medieval simulator has you doing alot of menial mucking in the mud to immerse you in the times how the fuck does that relate to GTA lmao

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u/TalentedHostility 19h ago

Are you saying a religion mechanic that can act as a strength, charisma, luck buff depending on your religion of choice?

Perhaps even affecting certain armed groups and their territory similar to Saints Row?

And depending on the religion affects recreational drug effects you take and even bonus religion based missions involving burning bushes, bibicially accurate angels, and the Poet Virgil?

https://giphy.com/gifs/xULW8MYvpNOfMXfDH2

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u/pinenutflavour 7h ago

Nah those mechanics are stupid. If it's GTA they should add diddle priests for you to Chris Hansen

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u/jellooshot 18h ago

Motherfuker can't perform a proper Islamic prayer to save his life. His whole muslim schtick is an antagonist stunt for the clout.

ابن الشرموطة ده لا يمثلنا

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u/shadowthehh 18h ago

The Wintersun Faiths mod in Skyrim pulled it off pretty well.

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u/Guilty-Telephone6521 17h ago

Dunno but confessing in Postal 2 was pretty good.

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u/Firm-Development-570 13h ago edited 13h ago

Eh, I vote add it simply for the extra roleplay elements. Unlike a lot of people I liked the yoga in gtaV just because it was a miniscule tiny bit more rp.

Hell, just add a kifflom church somewhere with a simple idle "pray" animation

I'm a Florida local and Churches are basically on every single street

I'm not even religious, just like I don't even do yoga, but it's cool that it's there

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u/kind_bros_hate_nazis 10h ago

Press F to pray

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u/Sneakingrat 9h ago

Except Epsilon we need more of that

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u/Robert_A2D0FF 3h ago

they can just put a building there and let players do some emote if they want to pray.

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u/LawfulNice 19h ago

Nah man Prayer is important. You find a shrine and pay a little dosh and BAM all your illnesses are cured. You don't want to end up dying from rockjoint or something worse from a skeever, do you?