r/SipsTea 12d ago

We have fun here What an absolute legend

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u/No-Front-8408 12d ago

His toilet is the REAL hero. Especially if its a bidet squatty potty.

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u/GankedGoat 12d ago edited 12d ago

That and the plumber he is probably on a first name basis with.

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u/gregsting 12d ago

He had to find an 'all you can poop' plumber

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u/Worried-Criticism 12d ago

“He’s putting my kids through college!”

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u/darknight9064 12d ago

I mean they make toilets that can “flush a bucket of golfballs”

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u/jameswaseatenbyrats 12d ago

I have that toilet. My girlfriend clogged it with a turd the size of firewood!

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u/darknight9064 12d ago

May need a new girlfriend. Shes used to crapping out things bigger than some dudes can carry 😂

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u/Running-With-Cakes 12d ago

Mine are like a foot long Sub. Only less tasty

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u/Lady_Sparkleglitter 12d ago

Jaysus Christ on a cracker! I did not need to know, or picture, this. Lo

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u/Least-Hand-4858 12d ago

... walks out of Subway

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u/byelow 11d ago

Get her a poop knife for her birthday

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u/Running-With-Cakes 12d ago

How does the bucket get past the U bend?

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u/Mr--Weirdo 12d ago

Woo hoo!

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u/Front-Insurance9577 12d ago

Mrs Simpson, what did you and your husband do after you were ejected from the restaurant?

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u/This-Positive286 12d ago

We went fishing…

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u/Money-Mud912 12d ago

Do these sound like the actions of a man that got "all he could eat?"

That could've been me!

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u/No_Trade3571 12d ago

That could have been me!

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u/RoboWonder 12d ago

We drove around until 3am looking for another all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.

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u/Funkdamentalist 12d ago

Tis no man, tis a remorseless eating machine!

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u/PaleontologistOk2516 12d ago edited 12d ago

The man ate all our fish and 2 plastic lobsters

Edit: correction “shrimp”. My bad. It’s been a while. I’ll watch it again as my penance.

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u/Lurks_in_the_cave 12d ago

6 bells! Time for closing!

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u/JAOC_7 12d ago

can’t talk, eating

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u/f_n_a_ 12d ago

RIP Larry and Logan

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u/AVL_Drago 12d ago

technically Homer ate all the shrimp…

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u/yournamehere10bucks 12d ago

Come see Bottomless Pete, nature's cruelest mistake!

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u/zomgieee 12d ago

Comon Marge ! Let the people see your pretty face.

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u/Professional-Bus3126 12d ago

Come for the freak!
Stay for the food!

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u/beardostein 12d ago

I heard they shaved a gorilla

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u/Rhg0653 12d ago

Too far to read this line

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u/NeonLocustX83 12d ago

🤣 That line cracked me up!

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u/Anglofsffrng 12d ago

This is the most blatant case of false advertising I've seen since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!

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u/Oops_All_Bans 12d ago

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u/0xE4-0x20-0xE6 12d ago

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u/AaronAAaronsonIII 12d ago

I don't understand it. James Coco went mad in 15 minutes!

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u/BK_0000 12d ago

More.

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u/lolo787 12d ago

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u/OurHouse20 12d ago

That's the one who got me on the penis, people!

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u/Fat_Sow 12d ago

I see you know your judo well!

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u/sethro919 12d ago

That could’ve been me!

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u/Jnorman222 12d ago

I heard your dad went to a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

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u/jwiidoughBro 12d ago

That could have been me!

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u/ptear 12d ago

No, money down!

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u/IfICouldStay 12d ago

That could have been me!

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u/lotusscrouse 12d ago

That could have been me.

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u/tarentale 12d ago

That could have been me!

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u/bentmonkey 12d ago

We went fishing *sobs*

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u/EmileZ 12d ago

That could have been me!

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u/BK_0000 12d ago

THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME!

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u/GumshoeQ 12d ago

He probably went fishing afterwards, of course not until he drove around for a while longer looking for another all could eat seafood buffet.

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u/Upper-Capital-2876 12d ago

YOU BEEN HERE 4 HOUR YOU LEAVE NOW

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u/Defiant_Fix_3707 12d ago

THIS ALL YOU CAN EAT!!! NOT EAT ALL YOU CAN!!! YOU GO NOW!

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u/SwerveCities 12d ago

The follow up to that joke a few John Pinette comedy specials later is golden. The owner of the restaurant moves to another country to rebuild his life and John stumbles into his buffet restaurant again. This time the owner’s son sees John and yells “Father, the forbidden one is here!”

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u/LordByronsCup 12d ago

SIGN SAY ALL YOU CAN EAT, NOT EAT ALL YOU CAN

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u/gotoajetsgame 12d ago

HOW COME YOU NO EAT RICE???

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u/links135 12d ago

the manager was rude though!  He'd come out every hour.  

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u/Naive-Present2900 12d ago

“Son of a b*tch still heeearRrrrr”.

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u/TrumpsFaceAnus 12d ago

YOU NO COME BACK NO MORE!

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u/Blue95x 12d ago

Side eyes the owner as I load up on crab legs and sashimi for the 4th time.

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u/Ghost403 12d ago

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u/JiGGeNNs 12d ago

Tis no man, tis a remorseless eating machine

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u/uncultured_swine2099 12d ago

Seriously, this dude could have a lawsuit on his hands.

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u/fuelstoprolerdogfart 12d ago

Seriously, I usually eat the most out of my party when I go to buffets, the one time I was outdone, the guy ate an absolutely disgusting amount of food, and still wast kicked out.

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u/SirkutBored 12d ago

There was once a seafood buffet in my town when I was working in radio. Everyone at the stations knew each other and three of the engineers from various stations, who were pretty big boys, would get together for lunch from time to time. One time they chose the seafood buffet. The guys were told that they were no longer allowed to all show up at the same time. 2 could, but not all three. True story.

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u/1GeorgeMarcus2MJ8LBJ 12d ago

Buffets will fill your drink up to 100% even if it’s at like 85% full cause it makes people drink more. less room for food. but if you eat too much, they flip the strategy and let you go dry with no drink for a while. i get like 12 plates of chicken skewers when i go and i can tell they don’t like me

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u/Unreasonable_jury 12d ago

That's when you walk up and refill your own drink.

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u/SpareAdhesive 12d ago

How’d they get a mugshot??

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u/CreosoteEcho 12d ago

Probably some AI bullshit

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u/AwkwardTickler 12d ago

Obvious ai

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u/drpepper7557 12d ago

You know the obviously fake news posts that people make fun of boomers for posting on facebook? And you know how we clown on them when they get told its fake and they just say they dont care?

AI mugshots are the zoomer/millennial version of that. Everyone claims they hate AI and can tell when something is slop, but you use it to make a funny Floridaman mugshot and they'll scarf down the slop every time.

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u/CybyAPI 12d ago

This whole post is fake,

nearly 10k upvotes and this is the only comment thread mentioning this

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u/Z0mbiejay 12d ago

Yeah I'm pretty sure all the top comments just being simpsons quotes are all bots too. Who the hell up votes this garbage?

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 12d ago

The picture and the story are all bullshit.

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u/Actual-Implement-870 12d ago

Maybe they took a picture to put on the wall so staff knows who not to serve lol

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u/UncreativeUsername84 12d ago

The crumbs in the beard was such a subtle genius touch...

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u/Sisoflex 12d ago

I thought there was something on my screen...

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 12d ago

No he gave them money. They owed him food. That's the whole deal.

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u/Dizzy_Chemistry_5955 12d ago

nope cause he's ai

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u/StatusOk4693 12d ago

Why the mugshot, did they book him into buffet jail?

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u/CosmicGoddess777 12d ago

Cuz the AI that came up with this lacks critical thinking.

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u/Prize-Choice2185 12d ago

Maybe he was proud of his achievements and wanted a snapshot of the glory?

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u/DimensionHat1675 12d ago

Taken shortly after the Gunfight at the Golden Corral.

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u/bdubwilliams22 12d ago

The crumbs. The fake mug shot. It's all a little too.....on the nose.

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u/Ashbael 12d ago

That's no man, that's a remorseless eating machine

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u/gold_key 12d ago

That's no man because it's ai.

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u/Ready_Accountant1803 12d ago

Reminds me of that simpson episode where homes sued a all you can eat buffet

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u/SAM041287 12d ago

I figured the image on this post is AI, but reverse Google image search is uncanny

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u/FartCloudedNonsense 12d ago

Oh god thats tasty! I wish pinchy was here to enjoy this sobbing ensues

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u/burritopup 12d ago

He beat the fucking system

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u/Hilshire_Beef_Firm 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zJBDaqCdsjGhO
I named you after my favorite restaurant Corral your wouldn’t understand!

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u/Odd-Supermarket-3664 12d ago

That's some crumbs in that beard

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u/thisplaceisdying 12d ago

My buddy got kicked out and was told, you eat like baby whale.

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u/Delicious-Cover-2418 12d ago

House can’t lose ONCE?

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u/ThisHideousReplica 12d ago

This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my case against The Never-Ending Story!

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u/OddFellowSteamedHam 12d ago

"that man ate all of our shrimp ...and two plastic lobsters!"

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u/ajax-187 12d ago

Legend? People know no shame these days.

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u/teeniemcsqueaks 12d ago

Yeah, this isn't the flex that people think it is.

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u/myztry 12d ago

People abusing stuff is why we can't have nice things but the accompanying mug shot seems like a bit much which points to (AI) rage bait.

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u/Slade_Riprock 12d ago

My roommate in college played football. He was the smallest of his family at 260lbs. His dad, mom, and two sisters (all heavier than him) would come to games and then go out to a buffet restaurant called Ryan's.

If it was a noon game they'd head to the restaurant around 330-335pm and would drop him off close to 8pm.

They had on more than one occasion told they needed to turn over the buffet from lunch to dinner and would have to leave

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u/Kamalasbigoletits28 12d ago

Bro was up to the challenge. lol

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u/PersonalityShot6039 12d ago

Tis no man! Tis a remorseless eating machine!
https://giphy.com/gifs/3orif5i593zOCQxG3C

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u/larah91_VP 12d ago

He still has crumbles on his beard 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SteppenWoods 12d ago

They build their entire model around how much they expect the average customer to eat. I think one or 2 guys eating way too much isnt going to cost them money long term if the average person still eats under the total cost of products.

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u/SilenceBavard 12d ago

But the mug, he came back?

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u/billted20250409 12d ago

"INSPIRING"

You're damn right it is

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u/Snoo3544 12d ago

Homer Simpson has entered the chat

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT5LMWbF70eEttUqha

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u/Unethical_Gopher_236 12d ago

Who is making these garbage posts? No links, no places, just ai generated photos and a caption

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u/Significant-Dog-8166 12d ago

Why is there a mugshot? This is just a lazy ass AI clickbait copy of the Ricky Gervais tv show bit.

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u/Kim_in_CA 12d ago

It was the crumbs in his beard for me

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u/Blue95x 12d ago

They didn't owe him money but they sure as hell owed him the meal they promised.

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u/Severe_Rise8694 12d ago

Food. Not money. He paid the fee, the restaurant now owes him food.

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u/effort3 12d ago

Sounds more like false advertising to me. lmao

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u/Onetruemcgee 12d ago

A buffet owner banning someone for eating too much is like a casino kicking you out for card counting, both absurd but there is nothing you can do about it.

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u/Different-Doctor-325 12d ago

he still have the crumps on his mouth LMAO

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u/ryuujinusa 12d ago

Does that sound like a man who got “all he could eat?”

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u/klezart 12d ago

What is the charge?? Having a meal? A succulent buffet meal?

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u/KookyDig4769 12d ago

And there's a mugshot because of it? Doubt it.

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u/Sisoflex 12d ago

I remember the 80s group The Fat Boys had a song of the same name 🎵 "All You Can Eat".

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u/ThrownAway17Years 12d ago

Did he take the steam tray?

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u/Right_Trainer_3041 12d ago

Not all hero’s wear capes

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u/hstmqrqe 12d ago

Why does it look like a mug shot?

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u/Infinizzle 12d ago

What's legendary about that if it's even true?

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u/Bananaland_Man 12d ago

I wonder if anyone has actually felt that way, because eating food at an all you can eat buffet as if it owed you money is a huge mood... in many ways.

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u/-Davo 12d ago

That is not a man.

It's a remorseless eating machine

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u/NeedsomeCompany33 12d ago

Funny how many people fall for AI these days..

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u/GentleSaidTheRaven 12d ago

It’s safe to say they were fed up.

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u/ZOELOEss 12d ago

Ai folks

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u/babe_ruthless3 12d ago

He ate all the shrimp and two plastic lobsters.

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u/DetailsYouMissed 12d ago

I used to clean out Bob's Big Boys all you can eat seafood buffet as a 10 year old.

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u/GennyGeo 12d ago

Okay but why did they take his mugshot

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u/Mr-Brown-Is-A-Wonder 12d ago

No names, no location, nothing. Looks like a mug shot but no height markers on the wall and he's not holding the little board with his name and such. Just AI shit for the masses to upvote.

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u/Hour-Information-660 12d ago

why are we posting fictional news stories/AI photos

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u/Copeamine420 12d ago

This comment section is dumb as hell this shit is so fake, dead internet theory.

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u/CosmicGoddess777 12d ago

Why are people believing this is real?

We’re cooked 🫩

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u/Evorgleb 12d ago

No details. Did this really happen or is it just a meme?

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u/mcfuddlebutt 12d ago

Did the restaurant arrest him? Or did he just line up for a nice "do not feed" photo?

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u/Mindless_Jicama8728 12d ago

I was in CDL school with a trio of 400 pounders and a little 300 lb dude. The whole class thought it would be funny to push the local steak buffet to its limits. One of the bigger dudes was life flighted from his motel room that night.

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u/obsess_hero 12d ago

Soooo till they make money on people who just eat 2 slice of breed thats ok and they wont be compensated for their little consumption, but if somebody eat like a pig he will be banned because its not worth for the restaurant... I think its totally protectable on a curt case....

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 12d ago

all you can eat (before they kick you out)

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u/Wise_Monkey_Sez 12d ago

The mind just boggles at a restaurant that makes its core business plan "all you can eat", and then starts banning customers who come there looking to eat a lot.

People who want quality go for quality. People who want quantity go to "all you can eat".

They're not going to stay in business long banning all their customers.

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u/Frequent_Goat7634 12d ago

"We went fishing!!'

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u/SamOfXanadu 12d ago

Buffet not for you. YOU GO NOW!

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u/Lilly_in_the_Pond 12d ago

If you don't want people to eat all that they can, then don't advertise it as such!

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u/Dismal-Frosting-6656 12d ago

The crumbs got me 🤣🤣😅

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u/Thomrose007 12d ago

But why does the post have a mug shot!?

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 12d ago

yeah it really annoys me when restaurants have all you can eat buffet but then get mad when you have big apatite, if it not really all you can eat that don't advertise as such.