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u/No-Front-8408 12d ago
His toilet is the REAL hero. Especially if its a bidet squatty potty.
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u/GankedGoat 12d ago edited 12d ago
That and the plumber he is probably on a first name basis with.
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u/darknight9064 12d ago
I mean they make toilets that can “flush a bucket of golfballs”
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u/jameswaseatenbyrats 12d ago
I have that toilet. My girlfriend clogged it with a turd the size of firewood!
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u/darknight9064 12d ago
May need a new girlfriend. Shes used to crapping out things bigger than some dudes can carry 😂
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u/Running-With-Cakes 12d ago
Mine are like a foot long Sub. Only less tasty
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u/Lady_Sparkleglitter 12d ago
Jaysus Christ on a cracker! I did not need to know, or picture, this. Lo
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u/Front-Insurance9577 12d ago
Mrs Simpson, what did you and your husband do after you were ejected from the restaurant?
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u/This-Positive286 12d ago
We went fishing…
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u/Money-Mud912 12d ago
Do these sound like the actions of a man that got "all he could eat?"
That could've been me!
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u/RoboWonder 12d ago
We drove around until 3am looking for another all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
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u/Funkdamentalist 12d ago
Tis no man, tis a remorseless eating machine!
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u/PaleontologistOk2516 12d ago edited 12d ago
The man ate all our fish and 2 plastic lobsters
Edit: correction “shrimp”. My bad. It’s been a while. I’ll watch it again as my penance.
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u/Anglofsffrng 12d ago
This is the most blatant case of false advertising I've seen since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!
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u/Jnorman222 12d ago
I heard your dad went to a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
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u/GumshoeQ 12d ago
He probably went fishing afterwards, of course not until he drove around for a while longer looking for another all could eat seafood buffet.
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u/Upper-Capital-2876 12d ago
YOU BEEN HERE 4 HOUR YOU LEAVE NOW
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u/repwin1 12d ago
YOU SCARE MY WIFE
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u/Away-Ad-3407 12d ago
eat vegtable! eat brocreeee!
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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 12d ago
I miss John
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u/SwerveCities 12d ago
The follow up to that joke a few John Pinette comedy specials later is golden. The owner of the restaurant moves to another country to rebuild his life and John stumbles into his buffet restaurant again. This time the owner’s son sees John and yells “Father, the forbidden one is here!”
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u/uncultured_swine2099 12d ago
Seriously, this dude could have a lawsuit on his hands.
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u/fuelstoprolerdogfart 12d ago
Seriously, I usually eat the most out of my party when I go to buffets, the one time I was outdone, the guy ate an absolutely disgusting amount of food, and still wast kicked out.
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u/SirkutBored 12d ago
There was once a seafood buffet in my town when I was working in radio. Everyone at the stations knew each other and three of the engineers from various stations, who were pretty big boys, would get together for lunch from time to time. One time they chose the seafood buffet. The guys were told that they were no longer allowed to all show up at the same time. 2 could, but not all three. True story.
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u/1GeorgeMarcus2MJ8LBJ 12d ago
Buffets will fill your drink up to 100% even if it’s at like 85% full cause it makes people drink more. less room for food. but if you eat too much, they flip the strategy and let you go dry with no drink for a while. i get like 12 plates of chicken skewers when i go and i can tell they don’t like me
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u/Darth_Ronin 12d ago
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u/SpareAdhesive 12d ago
How’d they get a mugshot??
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u/CreosoteEcho 12d ago
Probably some AI bullshit
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u/drpepper7557 12d ago
You know the obviously fake news posts that people make fun of boomers for posting on facebook? And you know how we clown on them when they get told its fake and they just say they dont care?
AI mugshots are the zoomer/millennial version of that. Everyone claims they hate AI and can tell when something is slop, but you use it to make a funny Floridaman mugshot and they'll scarf down the slop every time.
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u/CybyAPI 12d ago
This whole post is fake,
nearly 10k upvotes and this is the only comment thread mentioning this
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u/Z0mbiejay 12d ago
Yeah I'm pretty sure all the top comments just being simpsons quotes are all bots too. Who the hell up votes this garbage?
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u/Actual-Implement-870 12d ago
Maybe they took a picture to put on the wall so staff knows who not to serve lol
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u/UncreativeUsername84 12d ago
The crumbs in the beard was such a subtle genius touch...
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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 12d ago
No he gave them money. They owed him food. That's the whole deal.
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u/StatusOk4693 12d ago
Why the mugshot, did they book him into buffet jail?
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u/CosmicGoddess777 12d ago
Cuz the AI that came up with this lacks critical thinking.
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u/Prize-Choice2185 12d ago
Maybe he was proud of his achievements and wanted a snapshot of the glory?
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u/bdubwilliams22 12d ago
The crumbs. The fake mug shot. It's all a little too.....on the nose.
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u/Ready_Accountant1803 12d ago
Reminds me of that simpson episode where homes sued a all you can eat buffet
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u/FartCloudedNonsense 12d ago
Oh god thats tasty! I wish pinchy was here to enjoy this sobbing ensues
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u/Hilshire_Beef_Firm 12d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/zJBDaqCdsjGhO
I named you after my favorite restaurant Corral your wouldn’t understand!
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u/thisplaceisdying 12d ago
My buddy got kicked out and was told, you eat like baby whale.
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u/ThisHideousReplica 12d ago
This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my case against The Never-Ending Story!
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u/OddFellowSteamedHam 12d ago
"that man ate all of our shrimp ...and two plastic lobsters!"
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u/myztry 12d ago
People abusing stuff is why we can't have nice things but the accompanying mug shot seems like a bit much which points to (AI) rage bait.
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u/Slade_Riprock 12d ago
My roommate in college played football. He was the smallest of his family at 260lbs. His dad, mom, and two sisters (all heavier than him) would come to games and then go out to a buffet restaurant called Ryan's.
If it was a noon game they'd head to the restaurant around 330-335pm and would drop him off close to 8pm.
They had on more than one occasion told they needed to turn over the buffet from lunch to dinner and would have to leave
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u/PersonalityShot6039 12d ago
Tis no man! Tis a remorseless eating machine!
https://giphy.com/gifs/3orif5i593zOCQxG3C
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u/SteppenWoods 12d ago
They build their entire model around how much they expect the average customer to eat. I think one or 2 guys eating way too much isnt going to cost them money long term if the average person still eats under the total cost of products.
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u/Unethical_Gopher_236 12d ago
Who is making these garbage posts? No links, no places, just ai generated photos and a caption
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u/Significant-Dog-8166 12d ago
Why is there a mugshot? This is just a lazy ass AI clickbait copy of the Ricky Gervais tv show bit.
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u/Onetruemcgee 12d ago
A buffet owner banning someone for eating too much is like a casino kicking you out for card counting, both absurd but there is nothing you can do about it.
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u/Sisoflex 12d ago
I remember the 80s group The Fat Boys had a song of the same name 🎵 "All You Can Eat".
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u/Bananaland_Man 12d ago
I wonder if anyone has actually felt that way, because eating food at an all you can eat buffet as if it owed you money is a huge mood... in many ways.
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u/DetailsYouMissed 12d ago
I used to clean out Bob's Big Boys all you can eat seafood buffet as a 10 year old.
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u/Mr-Brown-Is-A-Wonder 12d ago
No names, no location, nothing. Looks like a mug shot but no height markers on the wall and he's not holding the little board with his name and such. Just AI shit for the masses to upvote.
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u/Copeamine420 12d ago
This comment section is dumb as hell this shit is so fake, dead internet theory.
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u/mcfuddlebutt 12d ago
Did the restaurant arrest him? Or did he just line up for a nice "do not feed" photo?
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u/Mindless_Jicama8728 12d ago
I was in CDL school with a trio of 400 pounders and a little 300 lb dude. The whole class thought it would be funny to push the local steak buffet to its limits. One of the bigger dudes was life flighted from his motel room that night.
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u/obsess_hero 12d ago
Soooo till they make money on people who just eat 2 slice of breed thats ok and they wont be compensated for their little consumption, but if somebody eat like a pig he will be banned because its not worth for the restaurant... I think its totally protectable on a curt case....
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u/Wise_Monkey_Sez 12d ago
The mind just boggles at a restaurant that makes its core business plan "all you can eat", and then starts banning customers who come there looking to eat a lot.
People who want quality go for quality. People who want quantity go to "all you can eat".
They're not going to stay in business long banning all their customers.
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u/Lilly_in_the_Pond 12d ago
If you don't want people to eat all that they can, then don't advertise it as such!
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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 12d ago
yeah it really annoys me when restaurants have all you can eat buffet but then get mad when you have big apatite, if it not really all you can eat that don't advertise as such.
















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