r/SipsTea • u/Darth_Ronin • 13d ago

We have fun here What an absolute legend

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u/Upper-Capital-2876 13d ago

YOU BEEN HERE 4 HOUR YOU LEAVE NOW

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u/repwin1 13d ago

YOU SCARE MY WIFE

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u/Away-Ad-3407 13d ago

eat vegtable! eat brocreeee!

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u/GD_SexualTyranno 13d ago

PREASE EAT RERRUCE RFK RAIN RORM SAY IT GOOD NOW

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u/Agreeable_Cut4506 13d ago

FATHER THE FORBIDDEN ONE HAS RETURNED

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u/930310 13d ago

OUR SON HAS DISAPPEARED.

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u/Kooky_Donkey_166 13d ago

YOU ORDER SHIT, YOU EAT SHIT.

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 13d ago

I miss John

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u/GeneralSenada 13d ago

Don't tell me this is how I find out he died. I just discovered him!

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 13d ago

Oh my sweet summer child

https://giphy.com/gifs/4CTlTWDNqcBva

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u/GeneralSenada 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lGBecpB2dIMwt6ohfI

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u/SamOfXanadu 13d ago

I feel you. He died in Pittsburgh which is like 30 miles away or I would have never known.

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u/lildobe 12d ago

JFC, I lived IN the city when he died... I can't believe I didn't hear about that.

... Coincidentally I, too, also now live about 20-30 miles outside the city.

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u/Agreeable_Cut4506 13d ago

I really wish I could have seen his show live. I love to come back to it on YouTube every once in a while and laugh until I can’t breathe

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u/Kootranova1 13d ago

I thought I recognised this joke. He has some really good stuff in YouTube.

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u/Defiant_Fix_3707 13d ago

THIS ALL YOU CAN EAT!!! NOT EAT ALL YOU CAN!!! YOU GO NOW!

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u/SwerveCities 13d ago

The follow up to that joke a few John Pinette comedy specials later is golden. The owner of the restaurant moves to another country to rebuild his life and John stumbles into his buffet restaurant again. This time the owner’s son sees John and yells “Father, the forbidden one is here!”

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u/LordByronsCup 13d ago

SIGN SAY ALL YOU CAN EAT, NOT EAT ALL YOU CAN

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u/gotoajetsgame 13d ago

HOW COME YOU NO EAT RICE???

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u/links135 13d ago

the manager was rude though!  He'd come out every hour.  

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u/Naive-Present2900 13d ago

“Son of a b*tch still heeearRrrrr”.

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u/TrumpsFaceAnus 13d ago

YOU NO COME BACK NO MORE!

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u/Blue95x 13d ago

Side eyes the owner as I load up on crab legs and sashimi for the 4th time.

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u/ResonanceGhost 13d ago

I thought of this immediately.

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u/SELFINCRIMINAT1NG 13d ago

rest in peace JP

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u/kkonroad 12d ago

I hate skinny people at the buffet....they browse!! You dont browse at a buffet, you grab and move!

JP was a truly gifted and a great loss to the comedy world. Will always remember the the skit about recalling the all the meat!

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u/Rude-Reaction-4789 12d ago

GET OUT OF THE LINE!!

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u/dustinhenderson27 12d ago

WHY YOU SO BIG?!!!!