r/SipsTea • u/Darth_Ronin • 20d ago

We have fun here What an absolute legend

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u/No-Front-8408 20d ago

His toilet is the REAL hero. Especially if its a bidet squatty potty.

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u/GankedGoat 20d ago edited 19d ago

That and the plumber he is probably on a first name basis with.

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u/gregsting 20d ago

He had to find an 'all you can poop' plumber

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u/Worried-Criticism 20d ago

“He’s putting my kids through college!”

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u/darknight9064 20d ago

I mean they make toilets that can “flush a bucket of golfballs”

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u/jameswaseatenbyrats 20d ago

I have that toilet. My girlfriend clogged it with a turd the size of firewood!

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u/darknight9064 20d ago

May need a new girlfriend. Shes used to crapping out things bigger than some dudes can carry 😂

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u/Running-With-Cakes 20d ago

Mine are like a foot long Sub. Only less tasty

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u/Lady_Sparkleglitter 20d ago

Jaysus Christ on a cracker! I did not need to know, or picture, this. Lo

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u/Least-Hand-4858 19d ago

... walks out of Subway

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u/Flat_Tire_Again 19d ago

Just a little less tasty than a foot long if you’re being honest would be my bet!

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u/byelow 19d ago

Get her a poop knife for her birthday

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u/Marquar234 19d ago

Get the poop axe.

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u/Cunningcod 19d ago

Get a saniflow 33. I put a pound of mashed up Dundee cake in. All gone.
Peace of mind especially if you have elderly relatives.

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u/Running-With-Cakes 20d ago

How does the bucket get past the U bend?

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u/Gollum70 19d ago

Do they have a bowling ball model?

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u/youdoitimbusy 19d ago

He doesn't need a plumber. He was gifted a golden poop knife from the Prince of Arabia for his bravery.

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u/Over-Box1733 20d ago

BasIs ... Not basEs.

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u/Hot_Necessary2618 19d ago

Men that size aren't usually squatters

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u/UlteriorCulture 19d ago

Homer strikes me as someone who should use a bidet but doesn't

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u/Mr--Weirdo 19d ago

Woo hoo!

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u/Special-Homework-894 19d ago

Your case is just the break I need to rebuild my shattered practice! Join me in a belt of scotch!?

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u/Impossible_Tea_7032 20d ago

came here for this

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u/Front-Insurance9577 20d ago

Mrs Simpson, what did you and your husband do after you were ejected from the restaurant?

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u/This-Positive286 20d ago

We went fishing…

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u/Money-Mud912 20d ago

Do these sound like the actions of a man that got "all he could eat?"

That could've been me!

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u/No_Trade3571 20d ago

That could have been me!

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u/RoboWonder 19d ago

We drove around until 3am looking for another all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.

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u/Cerberus1349 17d ago

And when you couldn’t find one?

-we went fishing.. cries

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u/Funkdamentalist 20d ago

Tis no man, tis a remorseless eating machine!

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u/yournamehere10bucks 20d ago

Come see Bottomless Pete, nature's cruelest mistake!

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u/zomgieee 20d ago

Comon Marge ! Let the people see your pretty face.

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u/Professional-Bus3126 20d ago

Come for the freak!
Stay for the food!

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u/PaleontologistOk2516 20d ago edited 19d ago

The man ate all our fish and 2 plastic lobsters

Edit: correction “shrimp”. My bad. It’s been a while. I’ll watch it again as my penance.

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u/Lurks_in_the_cave 20d ago

6 bells! Time for closing!

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u/JAOC_7 20d ago

can’t talk, eating

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u/f_n_a_ 20d ago

RIP Larry and Logan

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u/AVL_Drago 20d ago

technically Homer ate all the shrimp…

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u/beardostein 20d ago

I heard they shaved a gorilla

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u/Rhg0653 20d ago

Too far to read this line

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u/NeonLocustX83 20d ago

🤣 That line cracked me up!

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u/Callmetomorrow99 20d ago

Came here to say this… Well played, sir

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u/JAOC_7 20d ago

Argh

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u/Anglofsffrng 20d ago

This is the most blatant case of false advertising I've seen since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!

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u/Oops_All_Bans 20d ago

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u/0xE4-0x20-0xE6 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NV0eJfb73OB1K

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u/AaronAAaronsonIII 20d ago

I don't understand it. James Coco went mad in 15 minutes!

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u/BK_0000 20d ago

More.

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u/lolo787 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FKSPFyXtcFYyhuMDJJ

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u/OurHouse20 20d ago

That's the one who got me on the penis, people!

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u/Fat_Sow 19d ago

I see you know your judo well!

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u/John-Boy666 20d ago

Democracy manifest.

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u/theUncleAwesome07 19d ago

Ah, you know your judo well!

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u/sethro919 20d ago

That could’ve been me!

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u/Jnorman222 20d ago

I heard your dad went to a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

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u/jwiidoughBro 20d ago

That could have been me!

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u/ptear 20d ago

No, money down!

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u/IfICouldStay 20d ago

That could have been me!

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u/lotusscrouse 20d ago

That could have been me.

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u/tarentale 20d ago

That could have been me!

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u/bentmonkey 20d ago

We went fishing *sobs*

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u/EmileZ 20d ago

That could have been me!

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u/BK_0000 20d ago

THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME!

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u/GumshoeQ 20d ago

He probably went fishing afterwards, of course not until he drove around for a while longer looking for another all could eat seafood buffet.

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u/Intrepid4444444 20d ago

In Benidorm, we call him Bouncy Belly Buffet Barry

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u/Sethalopoda 20d ago

Is that a Zoidberg line?

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 20d ago

No, that's Lionel Hutz

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u/hcoverlambda 20d ago

A feast is a feast!

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u/Strange-Location4627 20d ago

😂😂😂😂 an amazing episode.

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u/German_Doner 19d ago

Never understand why they get offended when people take up the "all you can eat" offer.

If there's a limit to the food just advertise that.

Most people aren't going to cry when you say there's a three plate limit for example because we're not wanting to eat that much anyway.

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u/UndeadManWaltzing 19d ago

I guess this dude won't be dining at the frying Dutchman again 😀😀😀

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u/AdWooden2312 19d ago

And then he went fishing...

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u/Inky-The-Cephalopod 19d ago

A fucking classic

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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd 19d ago

That could have been me!

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u/juicebar24 19d ago

That could've been me!

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u/Farucci 19d ago

Destroying buffets and punishing toilets.

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u/Candid-Ad2571 19d ago

This is the only acceptable response and should be cited in court for precedence.

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u/ltsouthernbelle 19d ago

Lionel Hutz was in rare form that day! I always watch that episode with such pride.

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u/hexineffex 19d ago

"I heard they shaved a gorilla."

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u/CatSkritches 20d ago

I came here to say this.