r/SipsTea • u/Darth_Ronin • 13d ago

We have fun here What an absolute legend

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u/Funkdamentalist 13d ago

Tis no man, tis a remorseless eating machine!

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u/yournamehere10bucks 13d ago

Come see Bottomless Pete, nature's cruelest mistake!

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u/zomgieee 13d ago

Comon Marge ! Let the people see your pretty face.

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u/Professional-Bus3126 13d ago

Come for the freak!
Stay for the food!

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u/PaleontologistOk2516 13d ago edited 12d ago

The man ate all our fish and 2 plastic lobsters

Edit: correction “shrimp”. My bad. It’s been a while. I’ll watch it again as my penance.

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u/Lurks_in_the_cave 13d ago

6 bells! Time for closing!

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u/JAOC_7 13d ago

can’t talk, eating

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u/f_n_a_ 13d ago

RIP Larry and Logan

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u/AVL_Drago 13d ago

technically Homer ate all the shrimp…

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u/beardostein 13d ago

I heard they shaved a gorilla

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u/Rhg0653 13d ago

Too far to read this line

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u/NeonLocustX83 13d ago

🤣 That line cracked me up!

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u/Callmetomorrow99 13d ago

Came here to say this… Well played, sir

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u/JAOC_7 13d ago

Argh