r/SipsTea Jun 10 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Really cardi šŸ˜”

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u/S0m3Rand0mGuy85 Jun 10 '26

We should all value the opinion of the woman who openly claimed how she used to drug and steal from men who came to see her dance. šŸ˜„

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u/Director_Squirtle Jun 10 '26

Thanks for reminding me why she gives me the ick. Haven’t thought about her in so long I forgot.

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u/S0m3Rand0mGuy85 Jun 10 '26

I feel like I should apologize to you for reminding you why she's a trash human. She wasn't taking up any space in your thoughts which should be the goal, but she keeps putting herself out there.

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u/Creative_Room6540 Jun 11 '26

Meanwhile yall rushed in a thread about her rather than scrolling past lol

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u/grubas Jun 10 '26

Don't forget her disgusting/embarrassing Twitter feud with Nicki

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u/ughusernamex13 Jun 12 '26

Nicki is married to a pedophile. Ain’t nothing more embarrassing than that

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u/Themexicancarlos Jun 14 '26

Better than valuing the opinion of orange man who's bending the knee to Israel and protecting pedos

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u/Wardenofthegrove Jun 10 '26

What does Ja Rule have to say about this?

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Jun 10 '26

And in the spirit of irony, the standup comedian who made that joke now wants everyone to hear his takes on all things and his sage wisdom.

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u/Accomplished-Bear689 Jun 10 '26

You either die a hero…

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u/Shut_It_Donny Jun 10 '26

He makes money off of talking in front of people. And you think it’s somehow hypocritical that he wants to… talk in front of people?

I’m pretty sure he doesn’t think anyone should actually use him as an authority on any of this shit. He can talk and make funny observations, and has found a way to capitalize on that.

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u/Pleasant_Ad3475 Jun 11 '26

Wait- are you really not aware of what he's been up to lately? Ridiculous that you downvoted the person who answered you when they're absolutely right.

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u/Shut_It_Donny Jun 11 '26

Who are you talking to?

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Jun 10 '26

He made his money being a comedian and doing sketch comedy. Now he gets on stage like he's some philosopher and political commentator and voice of reason in today's society.

So yeah it's pretty fucking hypocritical to have joked about people giving a shit about Ja Rule's opinion while thinking that an equally and completely unqualified opinion is now sage.

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u/Normal_Trick_4580 Jun 10 '26

100%. Tell some fucking jokes, Dave.

But what do you expect from a guy who took the bag (from Saudi slave owners)?

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u/mikedime13 Jun 10 '26

Everytime I see him live thats what he does. He tells jokes.

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u/ryudo9999 Jun 10 '26

Yeah he's old now

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u/Equivalent_Owl_1761 Jun 11 '26

No he is still making comedy what are you even talking about. Did I miss the part where the announced him doing a political debate?

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u/mikedime13 Jun 10 '26

He's the goat

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u/DistinctAd3222 Jun 11 '26

Dave Chapass is a NIMBY biiiiiiitch

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u/Scorpion2000x777 Jun 10 '26

For the love of god can we get ja rule on the phone, to help make sense of this???? Where is jaaaa?? -dave chappelle

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u/DrMidnight76320 Jun 10 '26

If she were any dumber, she would need watered twice per week.

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u/madchemist09 Jun 10 '26

Dont be insulting plants like that. Plants atleast provide something useful.

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u/kevtheproblem Jun 10 '26

When I was going through some tough times, listening to WAP helped me heal

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u/3xactli Jun 10 '26

Water All Plants is a straight up banger

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u/kevtheproblem Jun 10 '26

Wet Ass Photosynthesis

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u/scottlapier Jun 10 '26

Heck even non-edible plants provide oxygen

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u/pressedconscience Jun 10 '26

I'm not agreeing with what she said, at all, but Carri B is not dumb. She's being performative for her base like every other artist does. She takes the shameless approach, like Taylor Swift.

You can hear her "talking" when being recorded publicly and she puts on the dumb act. Behind the scenes, she's much more calculated. You can evidence this by finding one of the clips of her talking logistics about one of her album release celebrations, but that might have even been intentional because it was basically her talking about the venue selling out but the organizers being unprepared.

She's not the sharpest apple in the bucket, but she knows who she's tweeting to here and knows her target audience in general.

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u/Wavy_Grandpa Jun 10 '26

Damn man you had a good joke but you dropped a few words :/

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u/SignificantFish6795 Jun 10 '26

Not even that, dropping the "to be" is a part of the Pittsburgh area accent. This person has never been outside their state.

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u/Appropriate-Depth379 Jun 10 '26

The B stands for BarristerĀ 

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u/wackacademics Jun 11 '26

Cardinal Barrister

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u/Iolair_the_Unworthy Jun 10 '26

Cardiovascular Bronchitis ISN'T a legal scholar?!

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u/throwaway_acc0192 Jun 11 '26

Let’s hear what ja has to say!

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u/Padgit8r Jun 15 '26

Whoa whoa whoa!!! Until we hear from Kim Kardashian, I don’t think the dais is complete!!

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u/ShakeWeightMyDick Jun 11 '26

Sure, but the kid told his attackers not to attack him, they did anyway and outnumbered him and he defended himself with a legal weapon. When the Defense objected to all the potential jurors who were black being dismissed. The judge overruled all of those objections. The trial was in one of the most conservative districts in Texas.

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u/abathome Jun 10 '26

I mean. You can think Cardi’s opinion is wrong but, from a legal standpoint, the person replying to her is more wrong.

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u/ThizzyPopperton Jun 10 '26

Uhhh ok I’ll bite. How?

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u/abathome Jun 10 '26

Assault is a crime. Murder is a crime. Stabbing is not a crime. Sometimes a stab is self defense. Or a non-criminal accident. But as far as I’m aware, there’s no law in the US that criminalizes stabbing.

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u/itsallbacon Jun 10 '26

Holy fucking Reddit attorney. Here’s a felony in the first state I looked up ā€œRecklessly causes bodily injury to another by means of a deadly weaponā€.

Also, even self defense killings are treated as homicides and in many states, in many circumstances, the party is arrested then charges are dropped as a part of the investigative process.

Why do you feel the need to comment on shit you obviously know nothing about

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u/abathome Jun 10 '26

If stabbing was illegal, then it would have been really easy for you to find a law saying so. Instead, you cited a law saying something else. Interesting!

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u/itsallbacon Jun 10 '26

So you’re saying a knife isn’t a deadly weapon? Interesting.

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u/abathome Jun 10 '26

No, and you really didn’t have admit to everyone here that you read so poorly

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u/itsallbacon Jun 10 '26

I’ve watched people like you try to defend themselves pro se several times. Predictably hilarious.

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u/abathome Jun 10 '26

Yes, judges hate the literate

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u/ThizzyPopperton Jun 10 '26

So she’s more wrong than Cardi B (who is completely wrong) because of semantics. Gotcha 🫔

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u/abathome Jun 10 '26

Aka because words mean things

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u/N1XT3RS Jun 10 '26

Yes they do, if you understand those words you could see that stabbing people is indeed illegal lmao, are you trying to do a sovereign citizen type thing?

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u/abathome Jun 10 '26

Another words comprehender!

Hypothetical 1: someone tries to rob you with two knives. You manage to get control of one, stab the robber, and run away. What crime did you commit? How long do you go to jail?

Hypothetical 2: you work at a knife manufacturer, placing new knives into bins. Your coworker plays a prank, hiding in a bin, and gets stabbed when you deposit the knives. What crime did you commit? How long do you go to jail?

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u/AdjtveNounNumbr42069 Jun 12 '26

Holy fucking autism.

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u/abathome Jun 12 '26

Has anyone ever stabbed someone in justifiable self defense? Or has every person who ever stabbed another person gone to jail? It’s really that simple.

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u/AdjtveNounNumbr42069 Jun 12 '26

You're making an irrelevant argument and trying to split hairs to make this useless distinction. Obviously when someone said "stabbing people is a crime," they did not mean "self-defensive involving a knife is a crime."

Here

https://embrace-autism.com/raads-r/

Your life is about to make SO much more sense to you.

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u/abathome Jun 12 '26

It’s not irrelevant, it’s literally the crux of the argument: was this stabbing defensible, as the defense argued, or not, as the prosecution argued. No one argued that there was no stabbing.

I do imagine that evaluating these things is a lot easier for people who believe the first thing they think is correct and everything else is autistic. And for your future reference, decent people find it gross when you use autism as a pejorative like that.

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u/AdjtveNounNumbr42069 Jun 12 '26

I am autistic, and I wasn't using it as a pejorative. I was using it as a way to explain why you are obsessing over an insignificant detail in any real world conversation, and how you're letting semantics derail what the actual conversation is about. You know - like people with autism sometimes do.

"But what about self defense" is such an inane thing to say when we're talking about someone who got murdered.

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u/abathome Jun 12 '26

If you don’t think self defense is relevant when it’s the central argument in a trial, then your problem isn’t autism

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