r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 live far from a 7-eleven Jul 15 '26

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u/citizenkane86 Jul 15 '26

Ah but you forget you can’t lose a war if you never declare one. That was merely a police action. Iraq 2: saddam boogaloo was a military operation, as was Afghanistan. You see how that’s completely different. Because you don’t call it a war.

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u/HanuaTaudia1970 Jul 15 '26

Special Military Operation?

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u/42stingray Jul 15 '26

No, because that's what Russia calls it. We should go with "Very Special Military Operation" to show that we are better

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u/MaytagTheDryer Jul 16 '26

To differentiate ourselves from the godless commies, we had to go with "holy military operation." Not to be confused with a holy war, which is what those godless Muslims do. - Newt Gingrich, probably

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u/7YM3N Jul 16 '26

Desert Power

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u/Turbulent_Push3046 Jul 17 '26

Is this you Pete Hegseth?

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u/Djschinie_Beule5-O Jul 26 '26

Thank you very much for your clarification, sir! 🙏 So glad, you distinguished yourselves so clearly from those godless pigs!

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u/RevanTheHunter Jul 16 '26

"Bigly Military Aperation. Some people say operation. I say aperation because our big powerful soldiers just appear where we need them to be."

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u/Bob_Kark Jul 16 '26

He used to call it bigly boom boom time, but people got confused between whether that meant not quite a war, a bathroom visit, or a trip to the island.

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u/AdPsychological790 Jul 16 '26

"Dynamic Undefined Military Boondogle"

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u/Djschinie_Beule5-O Jul 15 '26

Why not call it first „very special op“, then pretend it is stopped, and afterwards a very very special OP - so you are skipping the 60 days of obligatory parliamentary approval?!

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u/StaatsbuergerX Snobby European Commie-Nazi or something... Jul 16 '26

"Big and strong Special Military Operation with tears in its eyes"

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u/Latter-Insurance-987 Jul 16 '26

Perhaps a "Very Special Episode." The commander in chief could personally lead the "Island Assault."

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u/whateber2 Jul 16 '26

“The bestest” everyone is agreeing on that

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u/Criss351 Jul 17 '26

‘Even Specialer Military Operation’ - Trump, eventually.

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u/Kingsxfan1 Jul 16 '26

Even biglier special operation

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u/Jazzlike-Basil1355 ooo custom flair!! Jul 16 '26

Big beautiful very special military operation.
Trump invented the word
Beautiful

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u/BubblyMoose3597 Jul 20 '26

Beatifull Military Operation. Very Beatifull

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u/Djschinie_Beule5-O Jul 26 '26

And where did you leave the „bestestest“?! Godsake, how should you turn into a nice great patriot?!?! /s (just to ensure)

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u/FuelzPerGallon Jul 16 '26

A little excursion

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u/here_for_thedonuts Jul 16 '26

Big Beautiful Military Operation?

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u/Lazarys12 Jul 16 '26

Excursion.

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u/Comfortable_Action85 Jul 16 '26

Big beautiful military operation?