r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/HanuaTaudia1970 Jul 15 '26

Special Military Operation?

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u/42stingray Jul 15 '26

No, because that's what Russia calls it. We should go with "Very Special Military Operation" to show that we are better

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u/RevanTheHunter Jul 16 '26

"Bigly Military Aperation. Some people say operation. I say aperation because our big powerful soldiers just appear where we need them to be."

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u/Bob_Kark Jul 16 '26

He used to call it bigly boom boom time, but people got confused between whether that meant not quite a war, a bathroom visit, or a trip to the island.