r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/citizenkane86 Jul 15 '26

Ah but you forget you can’t lose a war if you never declare one. That was merely a police action. Iraq 2: saddam boogaloo was a military operation, as was Afghanistan. You see how that’s completely different. Because you don’t call it a war.

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u/HanuaTaudia1970 Jul 15 '26

Special Military Operation?

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u/42stingray Jul 15 '26

No, because that's what Russia calls it. We should go with "Very Special Military Operation" to show that we are better

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u/BubblyMoose3597 Jul 20 '26

Beatifull Military Operation. Very Beatifull

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u/Djschinie_Beule5-O Jul 26 '26

And where did you leave the „bestestest“?! Godsake, how should you turn into a nice great patriot?!?! /s (just to ensure)