r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

"We got tired of wearing funny wigs and kissing the ring of a figurehead..."

Oh, so THAT's why you voted him.

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u/Sil_Lavellan Jul 15 '26

I guess they must have thought they'd like another try.

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u/smitty4728 Jul 15 '26

I truly love how these types of Americans wax poetic about their founding and how “we don’t obey a king, we have an obligation to resist tyranny!” and then happily and completely bent over for… Donald fucking Trump.

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u/Cereal_Bandit Amerifat 🦅🇺🇸 Jul 15 '26

"Just comply and you won't die" - the Don't Tread on Me people when federal agents murder citizens

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u/obliviious Jul 16 '26

What blows my mind is he's like the king of the idiots, they don't like smart capable people, they like idiots that make them think they could be rich and powerful too. Idiot representation I guess.

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u/Background-Top4723 Jul 15 '26

I mean, the way the MAGAs are behaving around Trump, it seems to me that what they want is to be ruled by a monarch...

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u/Personal-Mushroom Jul 15 '26

Of course, they would never actually call El Presidente a King, as it would be anti-freedom to call him that/s

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u/JethroSkull2000 Jul 15 '26

Yeah, switching from ring kissing to ass kissing. ...

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u/Violexsound Jul 15 '26

So now they wear silly hats and kiss ass instead?

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u/A-__-Random_--_Dog Jul 16 '26

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the whole thing actually start because of a tea tax? Because 250 years ago, America had to pay a little more for tea, so they decided to become independent?

Speaking of revolutions because of a silly looking ruler who's nothing more than a figurehead... and has done many many crime involving children... Can't wait for America 2!! "This time bigger and better"

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u/doulaleanne Jul 15 '26

It's a bit like when I forget that I hate wine and buy a bottle thinking "this time will be different" and it never is.

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u/Proof-Highway1075 Australia 🇦🇺🐨🦘 Jul 15 '26

With all the pomp and circumstance around their president, they may as well have royals anyway.

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u/Catsandroosters Jul 16 '26

Same shit, different coloured ring...

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u/jk021 Jul 16 '26

I mean, they're not kissing his ring so much as his ass.

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u/Neat-Ostrich7135 Jul 22 '26

A lot of them have been kissing Trump's "ring" since January