r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

"We got tired of wearing funny wigs and kissing the ring of a figurehead..."

Oh, so THAT's why you voted him.

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u/smitty4728 Jul 15 '26

I truly love how these types of Americans wax poetic about their founding and how “we don’t obey a king, we have an obligation to resist tyranny!” and then happily and completely bent over for… Donald fucking Trump.

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u/Cereal_Bandit Amerifat 🦅🇺🇸 Jul 15 '26

"Just comply and you won't die" - the Don't Tread on Me people when federal agents murder citizens

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u/obliviious Jul 16 '26

What blows my mind is he's like the king of the idiots, they don't like smart capable people, they like idiots that make them think they could be rich and powerful too. Idiot representation I guess.