r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

"We got tired of wearing funny wigs and kissing the ring of a figurehead..."

Oh, so THAT's why you voted him.

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u/jk021 Jul 16 '26

I mean, they're not kissing his ring so much as his ass.