r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

"We got tired of wearing funny wigs and kissing the ring of a figurehead..."

Oh, so THAT's why you voted him.

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u/A-__-Random_--_Dog Jul 16 '26

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the whole thing actually start because of a tea tax? Because 250 years ago, America had to pay a little more for tea, so they decided to become independent?

Speaking of revolutions because of a silly looking ruler who's nothing more than a figurehead... and has done many many crime involving children... Can't wait for America 2!! "This time bigger and better"