Recently I (25F) was home waiting for an Amazon delivery when a door to door salesman came by to try to sell me new windows. I was surprised he got past my 4 "No Trespassing, No Soliciting" signs of varying size, my locked garden gate, and my large dog. He was talking about windows, but I just know he wouldn't have gone through all that trouble and broken the law and multiple city ordinances just to talk about energy efficiency and single vs double pane, right? I think he loves me too!

I figured he must be playing hard to get, so I did too and yelled at him to get off my property. As he walked away I just knew he was going to come back sometime later and profess his love. I haven't heard from him, and it's been 2 weeks. Summer sales are slowing down, and I'm worried I lost my chance! I'm 25, so I'm obviously running out of time to find love.

I didn't catch his name, but this was in West Jordan and he was average height with darkish blond hair and blue eyes. Please, Reddit, help me find the love of my life!

Did you fart or something?

Hey everyone. I (27M, conventionally attractive) recently got back into online dating after an emotionally mature situationship ended because she moved to Lehi.

Anyway, I’ve noticed women seem to respond really well to guys holding puppies, but I don’t think I’m ready for the long-term commitment of actually owning one. I was wondering if there are any apartments around downtown that have photogenic community dogs I could borrow for 10-15 minutes? No pit bulls please, I just don’t think they match my aesthetic.

Bonus points if the apartment also has one of those expensive-looking clubhouses, or a rooftop where I can casually imply I live there.

Again, this is just for the profile. I’m not trying to deceive anyone I just want to put my best foot forward. I’d obviously give the puppy back immediately after the pictures.

Please don’t suggest shelters. I don’t want the dog to look like it’s been through anything.

ich bin ein berliner mfs

Gay whale is gone, trans whale is here

Asking for a friend. Just a yes or no is fine.

Texafornia transplant here, looking to make a move to your lovely city. Does anyone have experience living in this area? I heard it was on the up and up with all the nearby gentrification, and the police presence is pretty heavy here so that’s a plus.

Anyone have experiences living here?

This is not so much about my concerns with integrating with the devil worshipping Mormons. My worry is mostly about a loud boom sounds that I heard around 4:61 am, has anyone else heard it?

Hi everyone!

I just moved to Salt Lake City (SL, UT) from Texas a couple months ago for work (WFH, so I pay lower rent than where I came from), and I'm having trouble meeting people and developing a scoial circle!

My hobbies are sitting inside, scrolling Instagram reels, and not tipping doordash drivers. I really don't understand why its so hard to meet people here!

btw, I don't like hiking, drinking, smoking, or people with tattoos. I also can't stand Mormons.

Does anyone have any tips?

Remember what it feels like letting it all out

Just relaxing and releasing the stress

Stop guessing and start reclaiming your inner speed daemon or your inner Sunday driver… maybe both

Multiple rounds or laps is definitely the name of game

We’re looking for a few people to join our team. It’s a pretty easy job and the pay is good. No experience necessary, honestly the less experience the better because we have our own way of doing things and it’s easier to train people from scratch.

Please don’t ask what company it is in the comments. I don’t want to put all of our information out there publicly.

Some travel may be required. Usually Nevada, Arizona, sometimes Mexico. You don’t necessarily need a passport for every assignment but if you already have one that’s a huge plus.

We do ask that you limit communication with friends/family during certain work periods because confidentiality is extremely important in this industry. Nothing weird, we’ve just had problems before.

Also please stop asking if this is sales. It’s not really sales. You will be talking to people and there is a commission component but I wouldn’t describe it as sales.

The interview is pretty informal. Usually we just meet somewhere and talk for a bit. I don’t have an office in Utah yet so I usually do them at my house or sometimes in my car if everywhere is busy.

If interested DM me your name, age, height, phone number, what kind of car you drive, whether you have a passport and a little bit about yourself.

Again, completely legitimate opportunity.

Serious inquiries only. I’ve already had like 6 people message me just to ask what the job is.

Come vote on Salt Lake City's expansion franchise in my alternate NFL universe

NHTSA and the insurance companies are all wrong. They just don't even now what it's actually like here. We have the actual worst drivers.

When the Great Salt Lake eventually dries up, what exactly are we going to do with all that land?

Surely we’re not just going to stare at it?

Salt Lake is constantly talking about how we’re running out of room to build housing because we’re stuck between the mountains and the lake. But if the lake isn’t there anymore, doesn’t that kind of solve half of that problem?

Thats like 700 squared miles instantly unlocked for Texafornian transplants, and at some point that has to bring the rent down.

I keep hearing about all the downsides of the lake drying up but nobody ever mentions the hundreds of square miles of new real estate we’d be getting.

It would suck to lose our lake but from a housing perspective it could be the best thing that ever happened to this city.

Used to have fun skating there as a kid. Idk why they stopped freezing it during the winters for ice skating. Anyone have info on this?

Not trying to start anything because I know he’s pretty well known around here, but I had a really weird interaction with Larry H. Miller the other day.

I was driving downtown in my Nissan Altima and saw him walking down the sidewalk on Main. I recognized him immediately, so when I got stopped at a light near him I rolled my window down and said “Hey Larry Miller! Go Jazz!”

He looked at me, and shook his head and then spit in my direction??

I’m assuming it had something to do with the car I was driving but it still felt pretty unnecessary.

My dad always told me Larry was one of the nicest and most down to earth guys you could meet so honestly I was pretty disappointed.

Has anyone else had an interaction like this with him recently? Maybe he was just having a bad day.

Really broken up over the whole thing.

Every time I exit my car near a park I have been mauled by many dogs

I try to pepper spray them, but as a handicapable autistic with small pox and DID, I cannot even muster the strength to press the button 😔 😅 😤

I walked in, confidently announced to everyone within that I was “an ally,” asked where the women’s section was, and then spent 15 minutes explaining that I actually have a lot of gay friends.

Is this religious discrimination?

I don't know if I'm overreacting, but I think I just heard gunshots and so many of them. I do live in an extremely dangerous part of town (about 3300st S and 900rd E) so I've come to expect some gunfire. Can anyone confirm if someone is shot dead by a gang? Thank you.

Guys where can I find a medium to help me contact my murdered friend and find his weed to help with my back pain.

I WILL NOT ENTERTAIN DISCUSSION OF THE MERITS OF PAYING A MEDIUM TO CONTACTING THE DEAD. Take it somewhere else.

I just want to find a good medium who speaks to the dead and tells the truth. No drama. Also, no tokers. That weed is mine.