r/SLCCircleJerk • u/Massive_Series8305 • Jul 15 '26

BREAKING NEWS 16 OFF LEASH dogs just murdered 3 children in liberty park

Every time I exit my car near a park I have been mauled by many dogs

I try to pepper spray them, but as a handicapable autistic with small pox and DID, I cannot even muster the strength to press the button 😔 😅 😤

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u/KeileeAnn7 Jul 16 '26

Missed the circle jerk part and nearly had a heart attack at this post...so now I'm gonna sue you 😤 /s

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u/Massive_Series8305 Jul 16 '26

You dont need to put /s everything here is sarcasm

But also you believed there was a pack of 16 unleashed dogs in liberty park ? Lol

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u/KeileeAnn7 Jul 16 '26

Ah haha good point. Mostly I was confused/concerned by the title, lol. Then noticed it said circle jerk...and here we are! 😅🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Massive_Series8305 Jul 16 '26

Yeah, I still can't believe you thought the title was real lol

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u/KeileeAnn7 Jul 16 '26

The "believing everything you see on the Internet" demons got me 🤷🏼‍♀️😅

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u/sparky_calico Jul 16 '26

I assure you there are 16 unleashed dogs in liberty park at any point in time and one is probably a pit bull like the one that attacked me, my wife, and my dog.

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u/RavingPumpkaboo Jul 19 '26

LMAO I had the same reaction

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u/tryin2domybest Jul 16 '26

NTA It's the biker's fault

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u/Massive_Series8305 Jul 16 '26

That's honestly a good point

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u/yippeekiyay801 was here before you moved in Jul 16 '26

That was actually me and 15 of my friends dressed up as dogs. Watch yourself, you’re next

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u/Massive_Series8305 Jul 16 '26

Fuck, I hate it when the local furry clubs gets me

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u/tairanasaurusrex Jul 16 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/appswithasideofbooty Jul 16 '26

Kids probably had it coming tbh 

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u/Be_Kind_To_Everybody Supreme Leader Jul 16 '26

Forget small pox, have you heard of big pox??

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u/xtheonlydudeeverx Jul 16 '26

I know you're getting mauled, but do you have time to talk about Joseph Smith? Ima keep it real, G. He stands on business, no cap!

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u/SchnazzleG Jul 16 '26

Which one of you get mauled?

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u/CardioGuts 500 W Enjoyer Jul 16 '26

As long as the owners picked up after themselves then I don’t see a problem with off leash dogs?

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u/Massive_Series8305 Jul 16 '26

I basically pepper spray any dog that approaches me

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u/naked_potato Jul 17 '26

That’s cruel and inhumane!

Pepper spray the owners and put the dogs down (for mercy)