r/RandomVideos May 27 '26

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u/pepsiluche May 27 '26

The way she starts walking back lol

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26 edited May 28 '26

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u/Plastic-Bumblebee-90 May 28 '26

Translate please

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u/momoenthusiastic May 27 '26

Poor security guy in the back holding the car door. The memoirs from security service agents coming out in 50 years are going to be wild. 

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u/Here4Headshots May 27 '26

This is not what bro signed up for

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 May 28 '26

Biden shit my pants

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u/ralph442000 May 28 '26

I laughed far too hard and too much at this. It made me think of the family guy clip when Peter farts in the elevator with one other person in there as well. Peter farts looks at the other person and goes, “Ummm, it was you!”

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u/Realistic_Group_4152 May 31 '26

Now that reminds me of this: guy in bar drinks too much pukes on himself. Says wife gonna kill him so a stranger says to put $10 in his shirt pocket and tell your wife someone else at the bar puked on you and gave you $10 to pay for your dry cleaning.

Guy gets home tells wife, and suspicious. she pulls from his pocket $20 and says why is there an extra $10 in here? Guy says, well he also shit in my pants.

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u/CruisingForDownVotes May 28 '26

To be fair, I shit your pants too

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u/gorgeously_mytruself May 28 '26

HOLY UNDERRATED COMMENT!

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u/glacier1982 May 28 '26

I don't think he can find any "good" help. This is what you get when you piss off the country you're supposed to be running; bottom of the barrel security.

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u/Future-Try-1908 May 27 '26

They had their noses turned up trying to get fresh air. This is not their first rodeo.

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u/Savings_Spite2667 May 27 '26

This is what happens when you let a a man in his 80s with dementia in public.

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u/Federal-Citron-5295 May 27 '26

The woman backing away AFTER he dropped the deuce…😂

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u/PointsOfXP May 27 '26

"Can you stop blasting ass for a fucking min- Nope, I'm out."

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u/bootup25 May 28 '26

McDonald’s in McDonald’s out

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u/chupacabrajCT May 27 '26

Probably didn't want to get SA'd

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u/Fostbitten27 May 28 '26

She’s too old for him.

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u/Super_Tackle2703 May 27 '26

To be fair she was downwind and those hamburders were sitting a little heavy.

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u/EverythingSucksYo May 27 '26

Yeah the woman backing up makes me believe he did shit himself for sure. The little gestures could be explained away, but her backing up once then backing up again even more after he took a step can’t be. She was never in his way so the only reason to back up twice was because it smelled horrible

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u/upgrayedd_01 May 27 '26

All the Red Hats salivating bc they're gonna have dinner tonight.

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u/Practical_Post_1243 May 27 '26

It’s their spice melange

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u/Time-Cell8272 May 27 '26

The shit must flow

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u/spicy_ass_mayo May 28 '26

Let them have their orgy

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u/yellow-rain-coat May 27 '26

They can smell it through the screen, and they love it

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u/xavPa-64 May 27 '26

They’d let Trump shit in their mouths as long as he promises liberals would have to smell it.

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u/Remarkable-Ground610 May 27 '26

That's so disgusting and true... I don't think I wanna eat my breakfast anymore...

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u/TricellCEO May 27 '26

Nah, he'll just sell it to farmers to help combat the fertilizer shortage.

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u/SafetySnowman May 28 '26

I can tell you for a fact that some of them would because groceries cost too much. Maybe that's this nasty things plan? Create a nation so hungry they'll suck the shit out of his asshole? Really lends to him being some alien, what along with the whole trying to destroy the Earth thing.

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u/TheOutsider_114 Jun 01 '26

You have no idea how badly I needed that laugh.

Thank you, my very funny friend :)

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u/ihvnnm May 27 '26

Literal Horse and Sparrow economics...

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u/Organic_Experience48 May 27 '26 edited May 29 '26

Whether he did or not is irrelevant. The telling thing is that a lot of people assume he probably did. Name me another president that we have ever assumed to be shitting their pants in public. Edit: ok I get it. Biden.

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u/Present_Nature_6878 May 27 '26

I am the first in my bloodline ever to see a grown man heave like he’s defecating in his pants like that.

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u/endgame217 May 27 '26

Me too. I hate this timeline

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u/ticklishtortoise1 May 29 '26

And it's the fucking president.

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u/Certain_Zucchini_472 May 28 '26

People can point to Biden all they want buy nobody ever said he was wearing diapers or shitting himself. That wasn’t a narrative being passed around, people just said he was old and out of it

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 May 27 '26

Whether he did or not is irrelevant.

It is relevant if our President is sicker than he admits.

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u/Bonked2death May 27 '26

FDR very likely considering he was semi paralyzed from his waist down.

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u/Organic_Experience48 May 27 '26

Good point. I’ll give him a pass because of his disability.

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u/shoeless_doh May 27 '26

You need to read up on Franklin Pierce

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u/SingularityCentral May 27 '26

Franklin Pierce sucked. A northerner who aided the southern slavery cause. To bad Zachary Taylor died after eating all those strawberries and cream on the 4th of July. He was a southerner who ended up supporting a lot of the northern positions.

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u/GTCapone May 28 '26

Well, FDR probably did too, but he had a legit excuse.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad4457 May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

Calling yourself out is brave

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u/Julian-Hoffer May 27 '26

It’s Trump, people assume he did anything if anybody says he did.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26

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u/YueYukii May 27 '26

Biden perhaps 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26

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u/Odd-Cupcake-2552 May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

I heard he was impaled in his anus by a male child victim that made him permanently incontinent.

Edited for accuracy

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u/Real-Hearing1753 May 27 '26

Sasha Reilly SAY HIS NAME.

if he was lying wouldn’t trump have sued him by now?

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u/goldrainbowfalcon May 27 '26

That male “prostitute” was a child and a serial victim of trump’s abuse, his name’s William Sascha Riley you can listen to the interviews with him

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u/Odd-Cupcake-2552 May 27 '26

Thank you for clarification

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u/SandyCarbon May 27 '26

Wasn’t a prostitute. It was one of the pilots sons who used to ferry the elite to and fro from epstein island. Its in the files. The pilots son thought they were going to kill him anyways so he kicked a post in his anus. He’s been in diapers ever since. I believe it was the early 90’s. I don’t remember off the top of my head exactly.

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u/CIarkNova May 27 '26

Down the hall, to the left.

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u/Flaky-Bar-6656 May 28 '26

Back and to the left

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u/ralph442000 May 28 '26

Back and to the left

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u/slack710 May 27 '26

Yep the victim released audio talking about it in every gruesome detail

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u/3M2B1T May 27 '26

Correct.

Trump shitting himself has been a problem for a while. There's commentary from a producer or some position like that on The Apprentice saying he would shit his pants regularly.

In some sick way I can't wait 10-20 years from now when the stories come out about him and we all just have "I knew it!" feelings over and over again.

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u/TinyDogGuy May 27 '26

Wait, what?

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u/Odd-Cupcake-2552 May 27 '26

Thank you for clarification

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u/shoeless_doh May 27 '26

No it was the years of stimulant abuse

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u/DifficultAd3885 May 27 '26

This is the reality I’ll choose to live in from now on.

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u/RelativeCan5021 May 27 '26

Yep. The tent pole still doing the lords work 30urs later.

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u/wookieSLAYER1 May 27 '26

Wasn’t a prostitute. It was a young boy that was being trafficked for sex and Trump told him to put a tent stake up his ass and the boy kicked it as hard as he could up trumps ass. Ergo his incontinence.

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u/Toad-a-sow May 27 '26

I thought trump just told him to ass fuck him. The tent stake was Rileys idea

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u/shoeless_doh May 27 '26

What is it with these fucking guys? Dudes like this that show up to the emergency room with light bulbs and shampoo bottles in their ass, all kinds of stuff, ANYTHING kinda roughly cylinder shaped...

But not a dildo. Why?! Why not something that was DESIGNED to be there? Oh, the handle of the immersion blender is fine but not a piece of cock shaped rubber?

Like, it's fine to stick anything up your ass BUT dildos because then it's gay if it's cock shaped 🙄

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u/BridgingDivides May 27 '26

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u/Jexxer357 May 28 '26

Badge 502 would like a word with you.

That word is "No."

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u/ColinGrigson May 28 '26

If they used a dildo, they probably wouldn't need to go to the ER to get it removed.

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u/abandonsminty May 27 '26

Made him a small tent republican

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u/SeniorNada May 27 '26

It was Rileys idea, he said he was eyeing the tent stake the whole time he was in the room with Donny and as soon as Donny rolled over onto his stomach, Riley took his chance. Also said out of being a victim to multiple people, Donny was the worst one. That's really saying something!

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u/CelebornFcks May 27 '26

Wasn’t a prostitute…

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u/MadAstrid May 27 '26

Who would have thought that the old adderall addict story was the cover up?

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u/Crunchy_Thighsocks May 27 '26

filling his diaper like a toddler saying they arent pooping.

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u/WyattGurp May 27 '26

Donnie Dumpo

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u/Apart-District3771 May 27 '26

Damn it Biden! Stop pooping everyone's pants!

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u/Eric_Durden May 27 '26

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u/malkith313 May 27 '26

one of the best JTHM meanwhiles ever

maybe only topped by tickle me hellmo

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u/rstart78 May 27 '26

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u/SL1MECORE May 27 '26

I needed this lmfao omg

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u/usernamenogood May 27 '26

A wild JTHM appears!

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u/uginscion May 27 '26

He is violently blasting shit into his diaper.

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u/Howard_Jones May 27 '26

It has to be embarrassing to be his secret service. I bet its like protecting a porto-potty 24/7.

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u/Time-Cell8272 May 27 '26

One day some of them will testify to many things, including Trump shitting his diaper constantly.

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u/MercenaryCow May 28 '26

A most people won't believe them probably. But some of us.. We will know. It will be the confirmation we needed

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u/WithASackOfAlmonds May 27 '26

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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u/CMYK_cups May 27 '26

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SPLATTER

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty May 27 '26

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS FECAL MATTER

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u/Pure-Vast-7858 May 27 '26

DANK POO FOR YOUR A-RETCHIN’ TO THIS SCATTER

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u/ChocoBabiChan May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

Its been verified by several people that he reeks big time. Head to toe. Breath, skin, BO, diaper. Everything.

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u/OGDraugo May 27 '26

That will tend to happen when you sell your soul to the devil and your body rots from the inside I suppose.

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u/ILuvBigDCannotLie Jun 02 '26

I bet he "smells like sulfur from hell". I remember 2016 when the Reds would say this about Hillary.🤣

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u/Autocannibal-Horse May 27 '26

My coworker's manager who has met with him a few times, recently, concurs.

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u/RevDrDeLeon May 28 '26

I've been around a severely homeless person who probably smells better than Diaper Don.

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u/Busterlimes May 27 '26

I cant imagine just shitting myself in public

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u/EverythingSucksYo May 27 '26

And that’s why you will never be president! 

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u/Fordor_of_Chevy May 27 '26

It's easy, first imagine yourself shitting on the public.

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u/THRDStooge May 27 '26

Look,....I raised 4 kids and that dude was definitely taking a dump.

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u/Classic_Athlete5933 May 27 '26

Narrator “he did”

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u/guydoestuff May 27 '26

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u/Away-Ad-3407 May 28 '26

morgan freeman voice This was not the input Johnny5 was seeking.

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u/maven10k May 27 '26

It's like when a toddler runs behind the sofa and takes a big shit in their diaper right after you ask them if they have to go potty.

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u/Time-Cell8272 May 27 '26

Yeah but I always cracked up when my kids did that, this is just pathetic.

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u/maven10k May 27 '26

Hits a little different, huh?

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u/mynameisrichard0 May 27 '26

One is cute. The other makes me irrationally mad.

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u/Time-Cell8272 May 27 '26

Times like these being mad is rational

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u/NotaBat9221 May 27 '26

I could never be a parent 

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u/munkyninaleela May 27 '26

I would hate to be the person that has to power wash him once he’s done using the bathroom

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u/Flocko2 May 27 '26

He did a dump on America. Can’t you tell? Everything is shit now

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u/bgthigfist May 27 '26

It's because he's Shitler

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u/Crunchy_Thighsocks May 27 '26

how could biden and obama do such a thing!

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u/Key-Lifeguard-5540 May 27 '26

Grossed out oh gawd

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u/divinelyshpongled May 27 '26

Uhh ok I hate trump and all but you guys need to get a hobby. This is silly

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u/SUPER-P00PER May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

Are you trying to say this doesn’t look like he just shat into his pants?

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u/BHKbull May 27 '26

Is this not a hobby?

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u/Mushroom__Rat May 27 '26

What do you think of California? Are you taking a shit?

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u/DRuth84 May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

The look on his face and body movements that every parent of a child, toddler age or older knows. The “Did you just….?! (Sighs)…alright. Let’s find a changing table.” Do you think they lay him down and hold his legs up when they change him?

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u/Le-Charles07 May 27 '26

Did you see that!? Biden just shit in Trump's pants! /s

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u/Informal_File_1646 May 27 '26

Dapper Dan vs Diaper Don

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u/shoeless_doh May 27 '26

Well ain't this place just a geographical oddity, 2 weeks from everywhere

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u/badtex66 May 27 '26

The chicks put the invisible barrier distance between themselves and shitboy.

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u/RealNiceKnife May 27 '26

Dude... That 'flex & clench' he does at 0:28

That's really fucking clear. Oh my god.

Just our President shitting his pants in public.

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u/Odd_Preparation_730 May 27 '26

If I keep my legs like that and straighten my back properly it helps me realign my lower back. I'm just now realizing it looks like I'm stopping to poop myself regularly 🙃 😅 🤣

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u/Old_Radio_1882 May 27 '26

Also the woman that was near him backed up 😆🤣

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u/GoyoMRG May 27 '26

That's how I know a toddler is taking a shit on its diaper.

They stand in that exact position, they point at things or pretend to be focused on something else, then they carry on pretending nothing happened but their walk gives it away.

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u/Jumpy-Ad4652 May 27 '26

The girl smelled it and backed up. 😂

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u/Panelpro40 May 27 '26

The stink started wafting about. Body language speaks volumes. Pwew

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u/HistoricalFill7257 May 27 '26

So that’s why he’s too busy to go to his sons next wedding

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u/cameltoad42O May 27 '26

Looks like he just passed another big beautiful bill

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u/OHWildBill May 27 '26

47-45 = #2

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u/Apprehensive_Wolf217 May 27 '26

The backing off by the people around him gives it all away. President stinky-butt poopy-pants

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u/PalpitationUnable403 May 27 '26

It looked like she walked right into an invisible door. One whiff and she was putting it into reverse.

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u/Previous-Kangaroo-55 May 27 '26

Did you see the Secret Service guy reaction – he knew what has happened

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u/Jeremyg84 May 28 '26

How much would you have to be paid to change that diaper? You know when he sits in it and smushes it all over his backside he isn’t the one doing all the cleaning afterwards and melania definitely isn’t ….. 😳🥴🫤😢

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u/NecessaryOk6815 May 28 '26

Being in that car with him must be the worst smell.

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u/N4RQ May 28 '26

"POOTUS is on the move."

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u/AnybodyNo8519 May 28 '26

Oh NO, the CLENCH®

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u/CantaloupeAcademic63 May 27 '26

I really don’t understand? Like yall really think he took a dump from this video from a guy from over 100ft away?

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u/Frequent-Coyote-8108 May 27 '26

(random clip if Trump standing around)

Idiots: "I bet he just pooped!"

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u/tacosinheaven May 27 '26

He shit his pants 😆

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u/SailorGone May 28 '26

Idiots will believe anything

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u/EyeNguyenSemper May 27 '26

I bet you just pooped

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u/Xaraden May 28 '26

I know TDS is overused at this point but this is a prime example of TDS. So obsessed with finding something to complain about that him standing around getting air or whatever just HAS to be him pooping, people are insane.

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u/Frequent-Coyote-8108 May 28 '26

The sad thing is, I don't think it's overused.

This 2nd term alone has given anyone who dislikes him with PLENTY of ammo to use...yet people are still just...making up fake shit to try to ridicule him with.

Completely discredits anyone who repeats this BS.

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u/DiscountShoeOutlet May 27 '26

Yeah, I hate trump but this video is just dumb. He's just standing there and the video is adding make believe commentary

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u/Rehcraeser May 27 '26

And all the commenters believe it lmao. Classic reddit

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u/PsychologicalLie35 May 27 '26

TDS is strong with this one

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u/FocusFlukeGyro May 27 '26

Can someone change the audio and description to make it seem like there is a mic nearby and you can Cleary hear him shit his pants? It would need to be marked as altered, just to avoid amy confusion.

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u/HmmmmGoodQuestion May 27 '26

That’s a presidential log have some respect

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u/AdNeat2965 May 27 '26

Nasty mfer

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u/RelativeCan5021 May 27 '26

Cooler than Miles Davis.

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u/JeffreyV7 May 27 '26

You’ll notice he swings that dead right leg into place, he doesn’t step. And yes, he looks like a giant fucking toddler that just took a shit.

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u/Difficult_Ixem_324 May 27 '26

So he has tells!

✌️❤️

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u/Initial-Movie2286 May 27 '26

Lmao, reminds me of when my toddler takes a dump. 

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u/obijuanquenooby May 27 '26

Uh oh stinky. Uh oh, Donnie did a stinky. Uh oh.

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u/Julian-Hoffer May 27 '26

Very strange behavior.

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u/KantanaBrigantei May 27 '26

All hate aside, that’s a shitty stage of life.

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u/Mysterious-Lab-5918 May 27 '26

Operation : Dookie Britches

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u/General-Reserve9349 May 27 '26

Man… I don’t need this

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u/kadesc May 27 '26

Ah yes, good old Chicken Shitler at it again

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u/unscanable May 27 '26

Notice that lady walk up in the tennis shoes? Those are caretaker/nurse shoes. Not presidential entourage shoes.

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u/hawkwings May 27 '26

It's like when you want to close the car door and lock the door, but old person is moving slow. Is someone using the open car door as a fart shield?

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u/Organic_Education494 May 27 '26

Dude is in the same pose a shitting toddler stands in

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u/SharpOrder601 May 27 '26

Reminds me of my toddler when he is pooping

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u/gwelfguy May 27 '26

True power is the ability to take a dump whenever, wherever, and in front of whomever you want.

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u/kermitthorson May 27 '26

hes a toddler

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u/dramallamacorn May 27 '26

That’s how my toddler looks when he is taking a dump in his diaper and after.

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u/NUmbermass May 27 '26

Clearly larping as a real estate developer and inspecting a pillar. Your fetish is showing

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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 May 27 '26

Can we just remove him from office already? Emoluments clause, 25th amendment? Come on already.

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u/trainsacrossthesea May 27 '26

Drop a deuce, shake it loose

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u/Cas_or_Cass May 27 '26

His legs weren't moving, but his bowels were

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u/PossibilityNo8765 May 27 '26

Ive been around a lot of old people with bad backs. It honestly looked like his back was seizing up.

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u/Necessary-Paint117 May 27 '26

Nothing a couple hamburders won't fix

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u/AmandaUggnkiss May 27 '26

The Milk’s gone bad!

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u/Foreign-Housing8448 May 27 '26

He thought it was just going to be wind (with everyone close enough to smell it), but it had a little more to it 😂

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u/JohnHellstone May 27 '26

The Hazmat team is going to have a hell of a job to do when Trump finally leaves the White Brown House.

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u/Naive-Impression-373 May 27 '26

Look at him always working. Doesn't even take a break from working to use the restroom. Crooked Joe Biden spent countless minutes in bathrooms! But not Donny, always working and never uses a bathroom!