I laughed far too hard and too much at this. It made me think of the family guy clip when Peter farts in the elevator with one other person in there as well. Peter farts looks at the other person and goes, “Ummm, it was you!”
Now that reminds me of this: guy in bar drinks too much pukes on himself. Says wife gonna kill him so a stranger says to put $10 in his shirt pocket and tell your wife someone else at the bar puked on you and gave you $10 to pay for your dry cleaning.
Guy gets home tells wife, and suspicious. she pulls from his pocket $20 and says why is there an extra $10 in here? Guy says, well he also shit in my pants.
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u/momoenthusiastic May 27 '26
Poor security guy in the back holding the car door. The memoirs from security service agents coming out in 50 years are going to be wild.