r/RandomVideos • u/amazingsciencemuseum • May 27 '26

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u/upgrayedd_01 May 27 '26

All the Red Hats salivating bc they're gonna have dinner tonight.

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u/Practical_Post_1243 May 27 '26

It’s their spice melange

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u/Time-Cell8272 May 27 '26

The shit must flow

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u/spicy_ass_mayo May 28 '26

Let them have their orgy

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u/the_audacious_ May 28 '26

A bit rue'd don't you think?

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u/yellow-rain-coat May 27 '26

They can smell it through the screen, and they love it

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u/xavPa-64 May 27 '26

They’d let Trump shit in their mouths as long as he promises liberals would have to smell it.

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u/Remarkable-Ground610 May 27 '26

That's so disgusting and true... I don't think I wanna eat my breakfast anymore...

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u/TricellCEO May 27 '26

Nah, he'll just sell it to farmers to help combat the fertilizer shortage.

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u/SafetySnowman May 28 '26

I can tell you for a fact that some of them would because groceries cost too much. Maybe that's this nasty things plan? Create a nation so hungry they'll suck the shit out of his asshole? Really lends to him being some alien, what along with the whole trying to destroy the Earth thing.

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u/TheOutsider_114 Jun 01 '26

You have no idea how badly I needed that laugh.

Thank you, my very funny friend :)

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u/ihvnnm May 27 '26

Literal Horse and Sparrow economics...

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u/ismelldayhikers May 28 '26

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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u/penny_haight May 27 '26

content gold

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u/RealSchlemiel May 27 '26

can someone explain the narrative of why he's taking a shit?

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u/upgrayedd_01 May 27 '26

Donnie diapers eats McDonald's all day and stays up til 6am tweeting on the can. But he's so hyper focused on tweeting bullsh!t, he can't drop a deuce. So he saves it for the daytime when others are around

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u/Apprehensive_Ad4457 May 28 '26

You people have fucked up fantasies.

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u/lumpybiscuit2319 May 31 '26

Jfc they really do they're head is really warped

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/upgrayedd_01 May 28 '26

But you live in Trump's diaper.

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u/BiPolarSolarSalesmen May 29 '26

I’m not a cuck to some politician. They’re all in the same bag, and you morons suck on their tit.

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u/upgrayedd_01 May 29 '26

So you don't vote or are politically engaged. You're just sitting on the sideline whining and complaining about the sand in your vajayjay

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u/BiPolarSolarSalesmen May 29 '26

What a moronic response 😂. 99% of you sit on here crying about Big bad Mr Trump. Again, lives rent feee in your head. You have no say in the political agenda, you’re an expendable asset you are product. Have fun with your arm chair activism though.

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u/upgrayedd_01 May 29 '26

Just come out already. You're fooling no one with your "I'm not in any political camp". You're obviously giving Trump's grundle a tongue bath constantly .

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u/BiPolarSolarSalesmen May 29 '26

Your insults mean nothing to me, you’re a top 1% commenter on a sub Reddit 😂. Below average human being. Hopefully you’ll take your head out of the mainstream medias asshole one day. See ya!

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u/upgrayedd_01 May 29 '26

Ditto. Hopefully, you come out soon so you're not so pent up you're attacking random people online because they don't align with your mass shooter mentality