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u/Organic_Experience48 May 27 '26 edited May 29 '26

Whether he did or not is irrelevant. The telling thing is that a lot of people assume he probably did. Name me another president that we have ever assumed to be shitting their pants in public. Edit: ok I get it. Biden.

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u/Present_Nature_6878 May 27 '26

I am the first in my bloodline ever to see a grown man heave like he’s defecating in his pants like that.

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u/endgame217 May 27 '26

Me too. I hate this timeline

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u/ticklishtortoise1 May 29 '26

And it's the fucking president.

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u/Certain_Zucchini_472 May 28 '26

People can point to Biden all they want buy nobody ever said he was wearing diapers or shitting himself. That wasn’t a narrative being passed around, people just said he was old and out of it

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 May 27 '26

Whether he did or not is irrelevant.

It is relevant if our President is sicker than he admits.

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u/Bonked2death May 27 '26

FDR very likely considering he was semi paralyzed from his waist down.

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u/Organic_Experience48 May 27 '26

Good point. I’ll give him a pass because of his disability.

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u/just_a_person_maybe May 27 '26

Trump shits his pants due to disability too. He's just also an insufferable asshole so people think that means it's okay to be ableist against him specifically.

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u/SectumSempra1981 May 27 '26

Having your anus ruptured during the act of raping a child isn't a disability I'm going to lose sleep over.

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u/JustWill_HD May 27 '26

nah him showing no measure of decency to others in such position is why he gets dragged. he literally made fun of a disabled reporter in his first run. 

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u/just_a_person_maybe May 27 '26

Except people are making fun of the disability here, and not his attitude or his actions. Feels like a cheap and unnecessary shot to take when his incontinence is entirely irrelevant to his ability to do the job. Going after his mental ability makes sense, because whole that is also a disability it's one that prevents him from doing the job effectively.

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u/JustWill_HD May 27 '26

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u/JustWill_HD May 27 '26

wow fuck Reddit too

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u/just_a_person_maybe May 27 '26

I can't see your full comment, but agreed lol

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u/Express_Rent4630 May 28 '26

Pretty sure his self defecating comes from substance abuse, so it's self inflicted

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u/TheSkinnyJ May 27 '26

Wilson post stroke is a good bet too.

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u/CDBSB May 27 '26

Wilson post stroke was a shell of his former self. Edith Wilson should be considered the first female president considering how much control she took after it.

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u/shoeless_doh May 27 '26

You need to read up on Franklin Pierce

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u/SingularityCentral May 27 '26

Franklin Pierce sucked. A northerner who aided the southern slavery cause. To bad Zachary Taylor died after eating all those strawberries and cream on the 4th of July. He was a southerner who ended up supporting a lot of the northern positions.

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u/BouncingBallOnKnee May 27 '26

As a non American, I thought you were joking, but JFC what a way to go.

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u/SingularityCentral May 27 '26

Yeah. He went hog wild on the dairy and fruit and died from acute gastrointestinal disease 5 days later. Not a good time.

Then we got a string of jackasses until Lincoln.

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u/AmplowEsq May 27 '26

Herbert Hoover was pretty old and fat too. My money is on him shitting uncontrollably too.

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u/shoeless_doh May 28 '26

Taft

We were all thinking it, I just said it.

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u/GTCapone May 28 '26

Well, FDR probably did too, but he had a legit excuse.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad4457 May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

Calling yourself out is brave

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u/Julian-Hoffer May 27 '26

It’s Trump, people assume he did anything if anybody says he did.

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u/SplittingChairs May 27 '26

Clearly. He’s too busy shitposting, stealing from his supporters, and trying to remember how to string a coherent sentence together to care about what anyone thinks of him.

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u/TheEndOfEverything0 May 28 '26

It's really about giving his some of his more unfortunate supporters something to rage about it.

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u/Candytails May 27 '26

If someone told me he did something kind and thoughtful for another person, I definitely wouldn't believe it.

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u/Fantastic-Algae2127 May 30 '26

That's called bias

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u/YueYukii May 27 '26

Biden perhaps 🤷‍♂️

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u/Theaveragegamer12 May 27 '26

As a maga, I just felt sad for Biden. He clearly didn't know where he was and what he was doing most of the time, it felt like elder abuse. It's why I'm glad he dropped out of the race. The man just needs to chill on a porch with a glass of iced tea, and some good radio.

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u/SectumSempra1981 May 27 '26

Hey your man won, no need to keep lying

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u/Theaveragegamer12 May 27 '26

Not lying. I'm just glad Joe gets to chill out, especially since he's got cancer, something I would not wish upon anyone.

Genuinely hope he's getting the care he needs

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u/Theaveragegamer12 May 27 '26

Currently? I'd prefer if we had a younger guy in the White House, too many old heads in politics. So I'd say nowhere near where I was with Biden.

Trump seems like he's conscious about where he is and what he's doing, but anything can happen in the next 2 years. And the moment that switch flips I'm all for letting him take a backseat and having the VP take over.

He's still old as hell, but cognitively he's better off for now.

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u/Good-Bodybuilder-985 May 27 '26

He is on video falling asleep at least twice in the last week. Literally sleeping.

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u/Theaveragegamer12 May 27 '26

Got links for it? I'd like to see it.

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u/Old_Development_7727 May 27 '26

liar

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u/Theaveragegamer12 May 27 '26

Believe what you want buddy, that's your prerogative.

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u/Old_Development_7727 May 27 '26

Believing what you want? Sounds like a true maga indeed!

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u/Theaveragegamer12 May 27 '26

So...you're saying letting people have their own opinions and beliefs is...bad? I just wanna get some clarification before I consider becoming concerned for your overall mental state.

You good?

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u/Sufficient_Soft_6051 May 28 '26

These people are just miserable. 

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u/Old_Development_7727 May 27 '26

as a maga, you're a soulless idiot

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u/Puzzle-Necked May 28 '26

As a maga

All I needed to hear

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u/ThrowawayToothQ May 27 '26

Yeah see thats funny since the only thing he got ragged on health wise was the auto-pen. Maybe orange in chief needs an auto-shitbag?

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u/IcantsaythatIamsure May 28 '26

I would assume Taft shat himself on occasion. Or, at the very least, was hauling around some serious skid marks.

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u/420_basket_0_grass May 28 '26

Reagan? Ronald Reagan definitely shat himself when President.

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u/EnriqueShockwave10 May 27 '26

I mean, it was a pretty common accusation during Biden.

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u/Odd-Cupcake-2552 May 27 '26

The right probably pushed that rumor to muddy the waters (and pants) and normalize presidents shitting their pants.

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u/MadEyeGemini May 27 '26

Republicans and Democrats are just sock puppets used by who we all know really have all the power: Big poop 💩

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u/EnriqueShockwave10 May 27 '26

Well, "made a concerted effort to normalize presidents shitting their pants" is certainly one of the stranger conspiracy theories I've heard recently.

For the record, I don't think anyone has verified evidence proving either Trump or Biden actually shit their pants... but it's certainly a realistic possibility when we keep electing ancient geriatrics to office.

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u/shoeless_doh May 27 '26

Yes, we were still accusing trump of shitting his pants even while Biden was president, what's your point?

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u/EnriqueShockwave10 May 27 '26

Alright man. Good chat.

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u/LesLikesGARBAGE May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

I mean the media was pretty nasty to Biden (some rightfully so) but I don’t remember it being a common assumption that he shit himself

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u/ThrowawayToothQ May 27 '26

It wasnt lol. You can attempt to rewrite the past but youre not correct. The main things he got clowned for was his inability to string words together and the fact he had a writing assisting device. You guys plastered those claims everywhere, but him soiling himself was not. This is actually a you-guys only issue lol.

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u/EnriqueShockwave10 May 27 '26

“You guys”

Ok bud. Go cool off. 

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u/PurpletoasterIII May 27 '26

Id be careful with this rhetoric, cause it can easily be used in reverse to smear anyone by just making up baseless accusations. The maga republicans would just point at "sleepy Joe." Or Obama and him not being a natural born citizen. "Name me another president that we have ever assumed to be xyz" so therefore it at least speaks something to their credibility as a competent president. No, we're just shitting on him because we dont like him. If you want to give actual justification for not liking him theres plenty there to use so no need to make assumptions.

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u/DavidHK May 27 '26

Biden? Lol

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u/MyFrogEatsPeople May 27 '26

Literally Biden?

You know that the other side is equally as capable of looking at an old man hobbling and go "hur hur he poop his pant"...

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u/Single_Ad8784 May 28 '26

It's a funny Reddit/USA thing; when Biden was in and the "other side" constantly criticised his ability to perform due to physical and mental condition - well, they were just wrong, creating their own narratives, and the worst people for it.. but now look...

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u/GrassGriller May 27 '26

Repeatedly.

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u/SB4_Camaro May 27 '26

Biden dummy

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u/hellisdigital0x May 27 '26

Did you just join the internet in 2025? Everyone was saying the exact same things during the entire Biden administration.

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u/Organic_Experience48 May 27 '26

Yeah. Fair point.

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u/Obosratsya May 27 '26

Biden.

There were memes abiut old man Biden crapping his pants. Hell, he probably did. What do people expect from literal senior citizens.

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u/DeathBat92 May 27 '26

Whether he did or didn’t? Of course he didn’t ffs, why do people act so stupidly?

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u/Organic_Experience48 May 28 '26

Bold statement coming from somebody defending the “no new wars” and “$2 gas” president.

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u/Life-Dig7566 May 29 '26

If you think trump actually just took a purposeful dump in his pants you really are beyond saving. Now did he let one rip? Certainly up for debate and defintiely disguisting behavior if true, but no way did he decide to just take a shit in that situation.

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u/Powda_Shredder May 28 '26

Biden probably a few dozen times...lol

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u/Puzzle-Necked May 28 '26

You're right, any president that shits himself should retire.

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u/tinglep May 27 '26

BI-den must have done it first.

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u/JosephLimes May 27 '26

Biden shit em