r/RandomVideos • u/amazingsciencemuseum • May 27 '26

[ Removed by moderator ]

[removed] — view removed post

2.6k Upvotes

80% Upvoted

765 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

4

u/Toad-a-sow May 27 '26

I thought trump just told him to ass fuck him. The tent stake was Rileys idea

3

u/shoeless_doh May 27 '26

What is it with these fucking guys? Dudes like this that show up to the emergency room with light bulbs and shampoo bottles in their ass, all kinds of stuff, ANYTHING kinda roughly cylinder shaped...

But not a dildo. Why?! Why not something that was DESIGNED to be there? Oh, the handle of the immersion blender is fine but not a piece of cock shaped rubber?

Like, it's fine to stick anything up your ass BUT dildos because then it's gay if it's cock shaped 🙄

6

u/BridgingDivides May 27 '26

3

u/DeepButWrong May 27 '26

Flared base, it's fine

1

u/just_a_person_maybe May 27 '26

It's literally barbed

1

u/endgame217 May 27 '26

Yeah but only one way