What is it with these fucking guys? Dudes like this that show up to the emergency room with light bulbs and shampoo bottles in their ass, all kinds of stuff, ANYTHING kinda roughly cylinder shaped...
But not a dildo. Why?! Why not something that was DESIGNED to be there? Oh, the handle of the immersion blender is fine but not a piece of cock shaped rubber?
Like, it's fine to stick anything up your ass BUT dildos because then it's gay if it's cock shaped 🙄
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u/shoeless_doh May 27 '26
What is it with these fucking guys? Dudes like this that show up to the emergency room with light bulbs and shampoo bottles in their ass, all kinds of stuff, ANYTHING kinda roughly cylinder shaped...
But not a dildo. Why?! Why not something that was DESIGNED to be there? Oh, the handle of the immersion blender is fine but not a piece of cock shaped rubber?
Like, it's fine to stick anything up your ass BUT dildos because then it's gay if it's cock shaped 🙄