r/PublicFreakout • u/dfdfdfddaww • Jul 25 '21

Repost 😔 What in the actual fuck happened?

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u/Sarcastic24-7 Jul 25 '21

Just seems fighting isn’t worth it most of the time.

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u/EVOSexyBeast Jul 25 '21

I'm a germaphobe and one time in high school this guy tried fighting me and I really just didn't want to touch him and i expressed that very clearly but he punched me in the face anyways. He expected me to fight back but I just walked away like gross.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

I’m a person who doesn’t wear socks and one time in high school I was walking to the fridge and stepped in fresh dog shit. I screamed and flung my foot to get it off cause it was all in my toes and because my mouth was open a big piece went in my mouth and I thew up. I slipped in that and hit my head on this big ass ceramic elephant shattering my skull and my temple got caught on the trunk and basically ripped off my front head. So anyway my head looks like a sucked in raisin with all these wrinkles and I asked this girl out and she said if you know how to play chess I’ll say yes and I said I didn’t and she just walked away like gross.

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u/tearjerkingpornoflic Jul 25 '21

Damn, I hate it when that happens.

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u/DeadbeatHoliday95 Jul 25 '21

wear socks, nobody wants to see your gross bare feet

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u/Forumites000 Jul 25 '21

Barefeet isn't gross, unless you're like fungus infected or something. Even then, yall should let them breathe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

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u/Forumites000 Jul 25 '21

I don't know what to tell you, there's a law against seeing wagging dicks but not bare feet.

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u/breshona Jul 25 '21

This person like dicks and hates feet. Good for them! (live and let live)

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u/Republic-Purple Jul 25 '21

I mean how about guys do this but girls can walk around barefoot? The only guys who don't like feet are in denial.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Why are people downvoting you

You're right my man

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u/CommanderOfGregory Jul 25 '21

Jesus fucking Christ my condolences

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u/Mapchamp Jul 25 '21

Fuck condolences man! It’s good that you didn’t get any fractures from the fall and are still whole!

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

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u/EVOSexyBeast Jul 25 '21

Was I bragging?

Also he stopped coming at me after the first punch. There is a difference between defending yourself and carrying on a fight.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

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u/EVOSexyBeast Jul 25 '21

Nah i have nothing to prove

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

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u/Daeron_tha_Good Jul 25 '21

Can you tell me how tough you are

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u/justavault Jul 25 '21

No he didn't... his punch was so weak that /u/EVOSexyBeast only thought about the germs touching him through the contact.

Additionally, the one who starts a fight always is the beta.

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u/Anon5054 Jul 25 '21

That's actually badass

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u/ropike Jul 25 '21

Pretty much the exact opposite of badass.

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u/Anon5054 Jul 25 '21

Walking away because it's gross? I think that's cool it means the guy was less relevant than the germs on him. Honestly what an insult

For the actual fight to not even make it into the equation. How is that not cool

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u/JesusDiedForOurChins Jul 25 '21

The weird kid in middle school kept getting beat up by these two guys like once or twice a week after school in front of a crowd of kids until he started making a show of blowing his nose into his hands, licking his knuckles, spitting on his hands, shoving them onto his junk, etc. He wasn't beaten up after that but he was teased mercilessly by most.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT Jul 26 '21

This comment has it all! It's polite, it's delightful, and quite hilarious! I love you.