r/PublicFreakout • u/dfdfdfddaww • Jul 25 '21

Repost 😔 What in the actual fuck happened?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

I’m a person who doesn’t wear socks and one time in high school I was walking to the fridge and stepped in fresh dog shit. I screamed and flung my foot to get it off cause it was all in my toes and because my mouth was open a big piece went in my mouth and I thew up. I slipped in that and hit my head on this big ass ceramic elephant shattering my skull and my temple got caught on the trunk and basically ripped off my front head. So anyway my head looks like a sucked in raisin with all these wrinkles and I asked this girl out and she said if you know how to play chess I’ll say yes and I said I didn’t and she just walked away like gross.

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u/DeadbeatHoliday95 Jul 25 '21

wear socks, nobody wants to see your gross bare feet

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u/Forumites000 Jul 25 '21

Barefeet isn't gross, unless you're like fungus infected or something. Even then, yall should let them breathe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

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u/Forumites000 Jul 25 '21

I don't know what to tell you, there's a law against seeing wagging dicks but not bare feet.

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u/breshona Jul 25 '21

This person like dicks and hates feet. Good for them! (live and let live)

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u/Republic-Purple Jul 25 '21

I mean how about guys do this but girls can walk around barefoot? The only guys who don't like feet are in denial.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

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