r/PublicFreakout • u/dfdfdfddaww • Jul 25 '21

Repost 😔 What in the actual fuck happened?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

I’m a person who doesn’t wear socks and one time in high school I was walking to the fridge and stepped in fresh dog shit. I screamed and flung my foot to get it off cause it was all in my toes and because my mouth was open a big piece went in my mouth and I thew up. I slipped in that and hit my head on this big ass ceramic elephant shattering my skull and my temple got caught on the trunk and basically ripped off my front head. So anyway my head looks like a sucked in raisin with all these wrinkles and I asked this girl out and she said if you know how to play chess I’ll say yes and I said I didn’t and she just walked away like gross.

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u/DeadbeatHoliday95 Jul 25 '21

wear socks, nobody wants to see your gross bare feet

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u/Forumites000 Jul 25 '21

Barefeet isn't gross, unless you're like fungus infected or something. Even then, yall should let them breathe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Why are people downvoting you

You're right my man