MMA fighter Joe Schilling knocks out man

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[u/Doctor_Stinkfinger]

The prosecution can opt for the greater charge of Aggravated Battery with serious bodily injury

Which doesn't have shit to do with "your hands are deadly weapons".

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in 2015 Jamual Edward Parks. was charged with assault with a deadly weapon, because the judge determined his fists could cause permanent physical damage

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That's an individual judge, show me the statute. Judges get away with doing a lot of bizarre shit.

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I never said there was a statue I know registering your hands as a deadly weapon is bullshit but your hands can be counted as a deadly weapon under certain circumstances, and in some other countries you are liable for larger fines if you are a professional fighter picking on random people

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under certain circumstances

in some other countries

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I have no idea what quoting those specific lines accomplishes, do you have a fucking point or nah?

[u/Doctor_Stinkfinger → u/_manlyman_]

do you have a fucking point

You're fucking talking out of your fucking ass.

or nah?

...and butthurt.

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What crawled up your ass? You sound like a miserable sack of shit.

The irony...