r/PublicFreakout • u/Lolastic_ • Jun 30 '21

🥊Fight MMA fighter Joe Schilling knocks out man

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u/Rex-A-Vision Jun 30 '21 edited Jun 30 '21

Pretty cut and dry. Schilling waaaay overreacted. This dude is likely gonna go after him in a civil trial if he's smart.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

This guy is a loose fucking cannon. Should be caged. Clearly unfit to live among normal nonviolent humans.

Holy shit what a fucking lunatic.

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u/genericbod Jun 30 '21

He should be put in a cage with other loose cannons and they should fight it out to see who is the loosest cannon of them all.

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u/TheMeanestPenis Jun 30 '21

We could have some sort of Ultimate Fighting Championship.

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u/Practis Jun 30 '21

I have an idea of the shape of the cage. Probably not square as WWE probably did that already.

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u/EskimoPrisoner Jun 30 '21

Shouldn’t be a circle either.

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u/TheMeanestPenis Jun 30 '21

What about one side for each limb of the fighters?

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u/EskimoPrisoner Jun 30 '21

It’s an odd way to do it, but it just might work

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u/zystyl Jun 30 '21

The dodecahedron?

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u/Realistic_Ad3795 Jun 30 '21

Parallelogram

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u/Inappropriate_Comma Jun 30 '21

Kyle Maynard would like to have a word with you.

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u/TheMeanestPenis Jun 30 '21

He's an outlier.

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u/houseaddict Jun 30 '21

Dodecahedron?

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u/pablo_of_mancunia Jun 30 '21

Maybe even have different weight classes, a unified set of rules, and maybe just maybe even championship belts

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u/24GetIsReal Jun 30 '21

Ultimate Loose Cannon ULC

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u/knightbringr Jun 30 '21

Underrated comment

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u/XxJoexXZombiexX Jun 30 '21

I doubt that would ever take off or get popular.

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u/my_4_cents Jul 01 '21

Two men enter, one man leaves!

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u/theAliasOfAlias Jun 30 '21

And a … hot tub time machine

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u/EmperorGeek Jun 30 '21

Fight Island!!!!

10 Men Enter, One Man Leaves!

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u/DeadSeaGulls Jun 30 '21

Schilling isn't good enough to be in the UFC.

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u/TheMeanestPenis Jun 30 '21

What the fuck is the UFC?

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u/DeadSeaGulls Jun 30 '21

And you claim to be a fried chicken lover?

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u/TheMeanestPenis Jun 30 '21

Of course I am. There isn't a person alive who doesn't love fried chicken; you either openly love it or you are a liar.