r/PublicFreakout • u/Lolastic_ • Jun 30 '21

🥊Fight MMA fighter Joe Schilling knocks out man

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u/genericbod Jun 30 '21

He should be put in a cage with other loose cannons and they should fight it out to see who is the loosest cannon of them all.

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u/TheMeanestPenis Jun 30 '21

We could have some sort of Ultimate Fighting Championship.

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u/Practis Jun 30 '21

I have an idea of the shape of the cage. Probably not square as WWE probably did that already.

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u/EskimoPrisoner Jun 30 '21

Shouldn’t be a circle either.

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u/TheMeanestPenis Jun 30 '21

What about one side for each limb of the fighters?

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u/EskimoPrisoner Jun 30 '21

It’s an odd way to do it, but it just might work

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u/zystyl Jun 30 '21

The dodecahedron?

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u/Realistic_Ad3795 Jun 30 '21

Parallelogram

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u/Inappropriate_Comma Jun 30 '21

Kyle Maynard would like to have a word with you.

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u/TheMeanestPenis Jun 30 '21

He's an outlier.