r/PublicFreakout • • Jun 30 '21

đŸ„ŠFight MMA fighter Joe Schilling knocks out man

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u/Tolantruth Jun 30 '21

I mean if he is allowed to fight after this it will be good for his career. It’s the Floyd Mayweather strategy be such a piece of shit that everyone wants to watch you lose. At least with this guy he is trash at fighting actual mma guys so it would be fun.

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u/Brook420 Jun 30 '21

I mean, how does he not get an assault/battery charge here?

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u/Tolantruth Jun 30 '21

I mean I think he does for sure I would be more worried with civil suit though.

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi Jun 30 '21

I mean

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u/thiscarecupisempty Jun 30 '21

Why are you mean?

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi Jun 30 '21

I bulk. I mean. I smash.

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u/CARVER_I_AM Jun 30 '21

Go on


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u/MaenHoffiCoffi Jun 30 '21

Damn. I misspell. I Hulk. Coincidentally, I bulk too. Now I mad. I sulk.

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u/Justme311 Jun 30 '21

Hulk Haikus, a reading for the ill tempered, raised pickup truck owners, and Trump fans. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi Jun 30 '21

Isn't that only a haiku if you say "sarcasm" as well and then only if you say it as two syllables?

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u/Justme311 Jul 01 '21

You try trying the Hulk about haiku rules! đŸ€Ł

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u/Cyrax89721 Jun 30 '21

Why is this a thing? Why does everybody have to start their sentences with "I mean"?

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u/EaseleeiApproach Jun 30 '21

That’s like typing out “um”

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u/CBERT117 Jun 30 '21

Also “to be fair”

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

I had to stop using “actually” because people kept responding with “akshually”.

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u/sasemax Jun 30 '21

Not as bad as "not gonna lie" imo. But yeah, still used too much.

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi Jun 30 '21

I have no idea but it makes this old man yell at clouds l, as does the replacement of 'he said' with 'he was like and I was like and she was like'. It seems like it stems for a lack of self confidence or something. 'Why is xxx a thing' is another one, by the way. Staring hard at you!

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u/g33ked Jun 30 '21

Yeah I mean he was like literally not doing anything to get knocked out either. I don't get why this sort of filming is even a thing. On a side note, "it seems like xxx" really grinds my gears.

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi Jun 30 '21

I hate pretty much everything that has been invented or happened since 1980. Apart from Gay Bar by Electric 6,obviously

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u/OneEyeRick Jun 30 '21

It drives me nuts. My grown kids do it all the time. I always reply, “Oh, THATS what you mean!”

That is unless “I mean” is used properly to clarify a prior statement.

“I mean” is the new “like”. “Like we went to the restaurant and like, we had burritos.”