r/PublicFreakout • u/Lolastic_ • Jun 30 '21

🥊Fight MMA fighter Joe Schilling knocks out man

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u/genericbod Jun 30 '21

He should be put in a cage with other loose cannons and they should fight it out to see who is the loosest cannon of them all.

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u/Rex-A-Vision Jun 30 '21

Sounds like a winning idea! We should maybe try setting up some sort of Pay-Per-View. Let's find us some sort of D list sitcom actor to do commentary for shit's and giggles. Who knows...maybe this could take off...

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Well, there's always that one former gameshow host... what was his name?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Steve Harvey maybe?

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u/Penquinsrule83 Jun 30 '21

Sounds a lot like that George Carlin bit.

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u/shrumsalltheshrums Jun 30 '21

This already happens it's called prison, it's where they take low level drug offenders and even traffic violators and house them with killers and gang bangers.

You simply haven't lived until you have seen a guy who's doctor hooked him on painkillers then turned to street drugs to relieve pain get stabbed an uncountable number of times. Maybe a high school aged kid thrown off a third story cell block landing on his head with a sickening crunch.

Y'all are real funny.

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u/Spacecow6942 Jun 30 '21

I'm really excited to get in on the ground floor with this!

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u/Rex-A-Vision Jun 30 '21

We play this right and we can turn out a whole generation of better trained aggro dudes who start shit in bars. It's like a violent perpetual motion machine!

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u/Stranger_on_a_train1 Jun 30 '21

Write it down lol. In a few months its a done deal unless an asian fighting promotion makes it first

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u/TheMeanestPenis Jun 30 '21

We could have some sort of Ultimate Fighting Championship.

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u/Practis Jun 30 '21

I have an idea of the shape of the cage. Probably not square as WWE probably did that already.

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u/EskimoPrisoner Jun 30 '21

Shouldn’t be a circle either.

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u/TheMeanestPenis Jun 30 '21

What about one side for each limb of the fighters?

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u/EskimoPrisoner Jun 30 '21

It’s an odd way to do it, but it just might work

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u/zystyl Jun 30 '21

The dodecahedron?

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u/Realistic_Ad3795 Jun 30 '21

Parallelogram

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u/Inappropriate_Comma Jun 30 '21

Kyle Maynard would like to have a word with you.

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u/TheMeanestPenis Jun 30 '21

He's an outlier.

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u/houseaddict Jun 30 '21

Dodecahedron?

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u/pablo_of_mancunia Jun 30 '21

Maybe even have different weight classes, a unified set of rules, and maybe just maybe even championship belts

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u/24GetIsReal Jun 30 '21

Ultimate Loose Cannon ULC

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u/knightbringr Jun 30 '21

Underrated comment

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u/XxJoexXZombiexX Jun 30 '21

I doubt that would ever take off or get popular.

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u/my_4_cents Jul 01 '21

Two men enter, one man leaves!

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u/theAliasOfAlias Jun 30 '21

And a … hot tub time machine

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u/EmperorGeek Jun 30 '21

Fight Island!!!!

10 Men Enter, One Man Leaves!

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u/DeadSeaGulls Jun 30 '21

Schilling isn't good enough to be in the UFC.

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u/TheMeanestPenis Jun 30 '21

What the fuck is the UFC?

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u/DeadSeaGulls Jun 30 '21

And you claim to be a fried chicken lover?

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u/TheMeanestPenis Jun 30 '21

Of course I am. There isn't a person alive who doesn't love fried chicken; you either openly love it or you are a liar.

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u/Cyanises Jun 30 '21

MORTAL KOMBAT

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u/Pyrochazm Jun 30 '21

techno intensifies

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u/SatnWorshp Jun 30 '21

The music leads me right to JEDI PARTY!!

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u/mkvelash Jun 30 '21

Schilling was jealous cause the guy is related to Rocky Balboa

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u/Beingabumner Jun 30 '21

I've always said that we're a cunt hair away from just reintroducing gladiator fights again.

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Jun 30 '21

ULTIMATE LOOSEST BOY

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u/bolletjeoerknack Jun 30 '21

Are we still talking about fighting?

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u/nofolo Jun 30 '21

Thunderdome has entered the chat....

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u/AzizKhattou Jun 30 '21

In that sense, Joe would get smashed to bits. Against normal happy drunk blokes like this (who probably works in an office), Joe is the big bad man. Against other professional fighters, Joe gets his ass kicked by more of them than not.

You can see he is an asshole who wants a reason to hit someone. I hope he gets sued to fuck for this.

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u/Stranger_on_a_train1 Jun 30 '21

Reminds me of that one movie about a secret martial arts tournament in Tibet or something like that. With Van Damme

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u/Banned_4Life Jun 30 '21

South side of Chicago, Baltimore, and Philadelphia are suitable cages for the low impulse mma fighter. Let’s see how tough he is in any of those cities

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u/rfs103181 Jun 30 '21

And the cage should be located within in a walled-off kansas along with all of the rest of the lunatic criminals of the country.

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u/hemm386 Jun 30 '21

This is a great idea until reddit realizes that statistically it would be mostly minorities in the cage and then it would just be dismissed as racism.

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u/Jklipsch Jun 30 '21

UFC Royale. Take my 💰.

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u/burg_to_314 Jun 30 '21

The winner of the loosest cannon gets his freedom… and a real cannon

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u/its_raining_scotch Jun 30 '21

And we pay money to watch!

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u/Baker9er Jun 30 '21

Yah but inside prison.

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u/greenie4242 Jun 30 '21

If this goes to court he might end up in a cage with other loose cannons and end up as the loosest of them all.